टोटल ड्रामा आइलॅंड Article: total drama cruise line. part 1

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posted by tds_andy

ANDY: welcome to total drama cruise line, i am ur hottest hots EVER andy mclain... yes im chris is my uncle, enywho sinse im reacher than all of u guy's i have the liberty to buy my own cruise line but sinse i sometimes i get soo lonley and my uncle कहा i can make people's life miserble so ill use this as an adventige.
so give a worm welcome to RAY.
RAY: hi andy im soo glad to be here!
ANDY: yeah not caring!
RAY: 0.o
ANDY: and now here's the to brothers lucas!!!
LUCAS: hey
LUCAS THE HOT GUY: sup
RAY: ummm.. yeah.. hi!!!
lucas the hot guy is looking at himself in the mirror.
LUCAS: ahhh ur an emberesmint!
LUCAS THE HOT GUY: what? i have to look good for the lady's. and he winks at RAY.
RAY: blushes.
ANDY: right!!!!!!!!!! well lets get moving on shal we. and here's brittaney.
BRITTANEY: hello, people!
LUCAS THE HOT GUY: well hello there!
BRITTANEY: (SLAPS HIM) do आप hit on every girl?
LUCAS THE HOT GUY: ouch, yeah preatty much!
brittaney slaps him again.
LUCAS THE HOT GUY: why u did that again?
BRITTANEY: just for fun. >:)
ANDY: people,people, please stop slaping echother... if ur gonna do it, do it right. and i slap Lucas the hot guy.
LUCAS: jajajaja moron!!
LUCAS THE HOT GUY: ahhh come back here.
RAY: andy arent आप gonna do something about it?
ANDY: was i soposed to do something?... fine cheff!!!
CHEFF: ok brake it up आप too! before i make u shoke down my alive cacaroche's.
both: ok, ok, just stop the madness!!!
ANDY: awwww i wanted to see who wins!!!!!!!!!!!!
STORM: ummmm hello?!?!
ANDY: (squeek ahhhhh) oh its jusst u... everibody storm.
STORM: yeah whatever!
ANDY: im soo glad ur here,( then i stick out a beeper) butt just to make shure!(the beeper starts to bep) please take ur wepons off.
STORM: y chould i?
ANDY: cause if u dont, ill kick u off the show.
STORM: soo i dont need u या this show!!!
ANDY: are u shure u dont even wnna stay for a trillion dollars?!?!
STORM:........ fine
ANDY: how about this. u get to keep one wepon.
STORM: great....
ANDY: but not to deadly!
STORM: ok ur the boss
ANDY: moving on! heres chantelle
CHANTELLE: hi people!!!
ANDY: आप look soo femiliar!!!!!!!!
CHANTELLE: yeah i was in the animal shealter taking care of ur शार्क that was eating the life of wanna ur cheff's.
ANDY: ohh yeah!!!. man i प्यार that shark!x)
CHANTELLE: 0.0 awww poor cheff! maybe
ANDY: and here wee have zoey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ZOEY: yay im here( she runs to hug)
andy opens her arms to recive the hug.
ZOEY: ohh its been soo long and ive missed u lucas.( starts making out like crazy)
LUCAS: awww missed u to babe.
ANDY: yeah, its good to have a hug once in a wile.
and one और thing no poblic affections.... atleast untill i find one...
ZOEY: awwwwwww that's not fair.
LUCAS: its ok, i have plans! ;)
ANDY: oh there u are buster.
BUSTER: hey.... nice boobies. i mean ahh nice shirt, and did u do something to ur hair it looks great.
ANDY: चुंबन up to the boss... i like that and nice save!!!!!!!!
BUSTER: thanx.
ANDY: ok and here we have a hot female! lexxi!!! she not as hot as me!
LEXXI: thanx... i gess!
LUCAS THE HOT GUY: well helloooooooo beautifull!
LEXXI:(gigles) um hi.
ANDY: people i कहा it once and ill say it again.
NO PUBLIC AFECTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
right moving on.
JARED: (OH GREAT IM SOOO HAPPY TO BE HERE)
ANDY: i know u are. हे how u get here. i htought i told u back then that u where noy allowd here for serton resons.
JARED: I HAVE MY WAYS... HE LOOKS WITH AN EVIL SMILE***
ANDYY: riiight!?!? soo?!?!!
heres BREEZE...
BREEZE: हे im soo sicked to be here with all of u guys!!!!!
JARED: oh really whats so great about being here?
BREEZE: o.0 whats ur problem?
JARED: problem, i dont have a problem... maybe im just sick off this place!!!
ANDY: then y dont u go back!
JARED: AND miss a दिन with the laydies yeah right!!!
LISA: hi everyone im soooo happy!!!* she comes and hugs everyone.* OH h..hi... jared!
JARED: OH UM HI.
LISA: *giglles* um... soo u come here often!?
JARED: i just came like 12 मिनटों ago!.
LISA:* blushes *
ANDY: oh and people this is buddy!
BUDDY: umm hey! awww cool man ur here.
BUSTER: yeah im glad to see u here!
BUDDY: and हे storm!
STORM: हे long time no see!!!!
ANDY: awww look where all body bodys here now* i grab a bowlhorn* हटाइए ALON PEOPLE I HAVENT GOT ALL DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
STORM: whatchit!
ANDY: AH AH AH restreinging order!
STORM: ur just luky!
ANDY: and now here karen!
KAREN: HI!!! hope we can all become फ्रेंड्स here!!!
ANDY: and now here comes a friend of mine! kayleigh.
KAYLEIGH: oh hi andy, its been soo long. omg and bree and lexxi are here to!!!
all of them together: yay!!! lol... what where crazy!!!
ANDY: ofcourse u are...
ANDY: now everybody here rikki and romona.
RAMONA: हे people!
RIKKI: हे did u get my delema?
ANDY: yep, dont worry no one will know about u ok!!
RIKKI: THANX A LOT :)
andy: no prob. and heres tania.
TANIA: HELLO! boys and girls.* she winks at them..*
ANDY: OOOKKKK O.o
and also,wren
WREN: hello boys...
ANDY: no flurtting >:(
ANDY: and last butt not least sarah
SARAH: HI!!!
ANDY: oh and here comes the people from my uncles seson... courtney, duncan,gwen, bridgette,alejandro,noah,cody,sierra,heather, izzy,leshawna, lindsay, tren, geoff, owen and dj.
wow thats a mouth full. soo and if u think thats enough we will be having a gest तारा, स्टार here on the show, wich heel be pemperd and eat, sleep and do everithing better then u guys like such as myself. GERARD WAY...
ALL: OMG IS GERARD WAY YAY,THEY ALL GO CRAZY!!!!!!!!!1
ANDY: back, back u saveges. * i poke u guys with a stik*... THIS IS FUN.
DUNCAN: u!!!
GERARD WAY: U!!!
BOTH: U चुरा लिया MY GIRL!!!
GERARD WAY: correction i चुरा लिया all of ur girls.
DUNCAN: oh yeah u may be a gest of honor but stay away from me या else.
COURNTEY: C'MON DUNCAN
DUNCAN: let me at him, let me at him.
GERARD WAY: LUKY UR GIRLFRIEND WAS HERE TO SAVE U.
ANDY: i प्यार a good fight!!!
ZOEY: soo we cant have poblic affections but we can have a fight!!!
ANDY: YEP OREATTY MUCH!!!
WELL EVERYONE ATTENTION GET IN THE BOTE या STAY AND SOFFER!!!.

THEY ALL GET ON THE BOTE!!!

ANDY: ok well my passangers are eating and stay toon to see where they eat, where they sleep and who willget voted off on the new chalenge stay toon on TDCL...

rosequeen22, sillybandfan321 and 3 others like this

tds_andy tell me what u think?

brittnw15 Awesome! haha, i slapped Lucas again just for fun! That was so in character!

16falloutboy I LOV IT!!! ME AND GERARD WAY ARE IN!!!!

Twilightroxz11 GO DUNCAN AND COURNEY!!!!! Courtney should let go of him...Fight!!! Fight!!! Fight!!!!

JBfan445 I got in? yay! Anyway, dat was funny!

DxC_lover98 awesome!!!!!!!!!!!

taytrain97 Coolio, Ray was first to arrive! ^^

sillybandfan321 This is amazing!!!!! Wooo go Kayliegh jkjkjk haha everyone is cool:D

The_Kill cool

ZachHapyUnicorn Yay go Buster...But hes The hot Lucas perverted but he still gets side tracked easliy by girls >.>

InvaderStorm XD its nice, but out of character. Storm wouldn't give up her weapons, she'd just kick the guy in the balls or sumthin

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My version of when Courtney come to TDA.

posted by Duncan_Courtney

I was gonna write it like full-out facfic form.. but I'm feeling super lazy today so I just wrote it with just basically dialog..so enjoy!

.................................................
(all of the castmates are gathered in a group)

Chris: For no other reason than to get leagle off our backs and to just shut.her.up!, please welcome back....COURTNEEEYYYY!!!

*camera zoom over to the castmates and दिखाना Duncan falling over*

(in confessional)
Owen: whooahoaa!! I did NOT see that coming!!

Harold: I'm dead, I'm deadI'm deadI'm dead.. Duncan's bad enough.. but COURTNEY AND DUNCAN!?! I'm not going have...

Total Drama AMV -- Canadian Idiot

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Beth's theme song

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It Was His Loss...

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Requests-Lisa

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Puzzle Pieces - DawnXB ONESHOT

posted by TDIlover226

In which I completely contradict my last fanfic xD
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Baldwin C. Tag. He was a gentle soul, intelligent, that would do the world wonders some day. He couldn't hurt a fly, nor would he want to. His soul was a pure one, and his intentions weren't in any way wicked. And it seemed like there existed not one person on the earth quite like him.
To a normal person, this would be a mound of information very hard to acquire, certainly enough to know about a person. Especially when it comes to someone like Silent B, who seldom feels the need to...

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Total Drama The Musical! Episode 1 Part 2!

posted by agtimm

*Confessionals*

Annie: So. Im here. NOW WHAT?!?

Zoey: This is SO wonderfull! I Just hope me and Lucas will be on the same team!

Lexxi: Im SO Glad that Zack is here!

Jake: Um, i guess that im glad that im here. A million bucks will do me good. Maybe Zoey and me can be good फ्रेंड्स द्वारा the end of the season! Maybe even और than friends. But eh, आप never know!

Lucas: Im So Glad that me and Zoey can be on the same reality दिखाना together! If i win the million bucks ill buy Zoey ANYTHING she wants!

Zack: Woah what is this thing? *taps on camera*

Briony: This is gonna be SO much fun! I hope we go to Disney...

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The Musician & The Prep pt 3

posted by angelchamp3

Voice mail:Hi this is Trent Schauffer please leave a message after the beep*laughs*(beep)

Courtney:Hey Trent,Bridgette says she's sorry that she might have stressed आप out द्वारा telling आप about the math competition tomorrow.*see's Duncan*I प्यार आप babe!*accidentally pushes a button that sends the message*

Duncan:Hey Courtney,wanna sneak out?!
Courtney:Okay!*runs to him and hugs him*
Bridgette:Courtney did आप send a message to Trent?
Courtney:Yeah,yeah I did.
Bridgette:Good.
Duncan:We're sneaking out.
Teacher:*walks by* What was that Mr.Connor?
Duncan:Oh..uh..nothing*runs to his classroom*
Teacher:*walks away*
Bridgette:So Courtney,what did आप say?
Courtney:Stuff.
Bridgette:Like.
Courtney:Um...I think I accidentally told him that I-*phone rings* Hold on.*answers it* Hello?
Trent:I प्यार आप too!*hangs up*
Courtney:Oh no!

टिप्पणी दे 2 CONTINUE

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TDWT ep.6 pt.1

posted by acrossmyheart11

Chris: well this will be fun. Lucy, haha never confess आप like someone in confessionals.
Lucy: Bite it.
Chris: Ok geez i'm sorry. Chef, where is storm?
Chef: Oh that thing. Um... there was a problem.
Chris: What now.
Chef: She escaped.
Chris: Crap! Well today's challenge is to be with the person u can't stand. And आप will be doing a prom act.
Lucy: Ugh! why can't i for once be with someone i don't want to kill?
Chris: DJ this means आप are with Storm if we can find her.
DJ: (Spazzes) Not a problem.
Storm: (Enters) Wazzup? AHH...CHRIS THE DO DO BAG WE MEET AGAIN!
Chris: Storm your with DJ.
Storm: Okay....

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Who am I ? ; one shot

posted by TDI100

she looked out over the east adlantic sea and felt a little hope that she would be like everybody else oneday. without thiking she steped into the surf and kept walking slowly ferther and ferther into the sea. all she could scense was the cool night air tugging her fringe slightly like a child desperate to play. her green eyes looking out over the sea like she was waiting for somthing. She was almost neck deap when her mother yelled at her to come out of the water She did as her mother asked. Later she was sitting in front of her आग looking at a Greek mythology book for school this is stupid...

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Trip To France: Part 1

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

(the whole story will be in Dawn's P.O.V)

"Bye honey!"
Thoes were the words my foster mom, Molly, told me as I got on the plane.
Now, sience I'm 17, I can visit France and see my childhood. I miss it terribly.
I looked at the crumbled Skittels wrapper in my hand, and the cup of water which seemed to be trembling. Noah was just looking out the window, bored. He had just finished his book.
They were दिखा रहा है the movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding." I प्यार that movie, but I had a giant headache and pressured ears.
"We will be landing in about 2 minutes. Please fasten your seatbelts."The pilot कहा with...

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Al Capone and Duncan Malone द्वारा katie4cheer chapter 16

posted by IDDfan

Courtney turned around and the smile fell from her face. It wasn’t Duncan, like she hoped. It was Damien. But he was still a Log केबिन gangster, which was hope that maybe, just maybe, there would be hopes of her returning to Log केबिन too.

“What are आप doing here? And how’d आप find out where I live?” Courtney demands. The और she could learn about what Damien was up to, the और she could know about what his best friend, Duncan, was doing also.

“It wasn’t hard to find your address. Duncan keeps all his important papers under his mattress,” Damien answers. This made Courtney think...

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Total Drama Warfare part 1 PG

posted by dxarmy423

*in the school computer lab*

Izzy: explosivo will win with big boom

*In his parents basement*

Cody: This is going to be easy

*at the local gym/Computer place*

Eva: आप all will bow down to eva

*In Juvi tv area*

Duncan: criminals rule

*at trents house*

Gwen: goth girl logged on

*At best buy*

Harold: duncans going down

*at his Bridgettes house*

Geoff: Lets get this party started

*at his moms house*

Owen: All right game on

Computer voice: 8 player last man standing death match start.

Harold: your all going down

*harold almost gets shot in the head*

Harold: ha duncan आप missed

*camera goes to eva hiding behind a...

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Scary.

posted by TDIlover226

This isn't any Fanfiction, या rant that you'd normally see here. This is me, a person, with feelings, may I remind you, that is sick.
Physically, because I have been sick for the past 3 days now, and Mentally, because I am sick of this place.

How much is it to ask that there can be just one spot, where a fight can't be started. But this, this site probably has the most fights I've ever seen.
These fights, they ruin the fun. This website is supposed to be fun. But all of the fights made it go away...they chased it away...
And yes, this is my opinion. Don't say "this is useless" and रिपोर्ट it. Because...

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High School Drama Part 1: Homeroom Lovin'

posted by 7thGradeGenius

to the TDI Fanpoppers: be on the look out for this deranged redhead in the halls

Brittanya's POV: Lisa Adachi is so much fun! I know I kinda stood out around the लोकप्रिय crowd like her, and i still kinda do but she is the best! she always makes me want to laugh in class, and she just makes the sun rise in the morning. the only thing about her is-i don't like her boyfriend Duncan. I know it really doesnt fuckin matter who i like and who i dont but its just super-weird that she likes a juvie. I mean, i fall all over bad boys, but im not goin there this year. I'm in 11th grade, I'm way too mature for that.

That morning in homeroom, I walked in, like an outcast. there were a...

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बिना सोचे समझे क्विज़ I took

posted by topez99

You're a gunslinger who's famous
you enjoy bloody fights and firearms. when आप belong in a team, आप are most likely to be the clueless helper who gives humor to any situation. आप live in mansion या apartment with secret entrances, या आप live among a group of animals. आप have the power to morph into animals, and be able to regenerate after every bloody brawl. But, आप also have an entourage to hang out with 'cause your a famous actor.

YOU ARE CODY:
Cody enjoys technology, and has established himself as a nerd with the other campers. He dislikes an unbalanced hypoglycemic index in his diet,...

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The Power In Us: Finding Our Places

posted by 7thGradeGenius

Jessica

Douglas Jensen is my enemy. He flirts with me in my face ALL THE TIME, he antagonizes me and tricks me into saying I like him when I don't. I hate him और than anything, and I just want him gone.

But I can't stand to say, I miss him when he's not there. I mean, I want him gone when he's around me, but when he's not there, I feel empty. Now don't get the wrong idea-he likes me, I hate him. Sound familiar?

Caitlyn Thompsett is my best friend. She is always bubbly, she loves being a big goofball, and she makes me laugh, rain या shine. I could never be without Caitlyn. She is my best friend in the...

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The Dark Figure [Part one]

posted by GwenTrentDude

kay idk why i had this dream... it wuz like the same night i was watching 30 days of night so yeah लोल

Saturday, June 13 2009 11:38 PM

Heather was all alone in the cabin. She needed to get away from her drama. She didnt want to talk to Lindsay, she didnt want to get to stupid and waste her time.
" Ughh stupid Lindsay! She is always messing everything up! And Beth is just a pure waste!". Suddenly the lights turn off... and there's no noise...all आप can hear was the wind.
" Watdahell! LeShawna i know its आप soo turn on the lights!". Then she herd footsteps. it sounded like if they were getting...

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the amusment park part 1

posted by geoff101

bridgette:hey geoff do आप want to go to the amusment park?

geoff:of course bridgette आप such a babe

(bridgette and geoff make out)

(ding-dong)

geoff:I will get the door bell

heather:hey geoff I am लोकप्रिय so आप have to take me to the amusment park

geoff:heather आप have a black widdow in your hair

heather:I hate आप geoff!

bridgette:who was it?

geoff:A unwanted person

bridgette:heather?

geoff:yes

(at the amusment park)

bridgette:hey geoff lets both ride the vomit comit

geoff:ok babe

(during the ride)

geoff:hey bridgette heather is right behind us she came too

bridgette:oh thats bad

TO BE CONTINUED