(In the tune of Beautiful द्वारा Christina Aguilera; enjoy!)
(whisper) I don't wanna lose . . .
Every दिन is so difficult
It's all the fault of Chris McLean
Now and then our dignity is smashed
From all the pain, it's so overrated
I am a winner, no matter what Chris says,
Even though I didn't win last season!
I am a winner, in all the wrong ways (according to him),
Yes, even if I didn't win last season!
So don't drop me from the plane today!
To all the others, you're utterly hopeless!
So consumed in all your victories.
Trying hard to avoid elimination
The drama's on, left your morals in San Juan
And now Chris is sayin'
"You're a loser, but thanks for the ratings!
Along with your loss last season!
You're such a loser, other losers would be offended!
Especially with your loss last season!
So get out of the plane today!"
No matter if we lose,
No matter if we win,
When the challenges are over,
The day'll be done and through with
And everywhere we go,
There'll always be one loser
But after quite a few weeks,
There'll be one that's victorious!
'Cause we're all winners, no matter what Chris says,
Even if we all didn't actually win!
Yeah, we're all winners, not including Duncan 'cause he quit!
Even if the contract states there's only one winner!
But we're all being dropped today!
(whisper) I don't wanna lose . . .
Every दिन is so difficult
It's all the fault of Chris McLean
Now and then our dignity is smashed
From all the pain, it's so overrated
I am a winner, no matter what Chris says,
Even though I didn't win last season!
I am a winner, in all the wrong ways (according to him),
Yes, even if I didn't win last season!
So don't drop me from the plane today!
To all the others, you're utterly hopeless!
So consumed in all your victories.
Trying hard to avoid elimination
The drama's on, left your morals in San Juan
And now Chris is sayin'
"You're a loser, but thanks for the ratings!
Along with your loss last season!
You're such a loser, other losers would be offended!
Especially with your loss last season!
So get out of the plane today!"
No matter if we lose,
No matter if we win,
When the challenges are over,
The day'll be done and through with
And everywhere we go,
There'll always be one loser
But after quite a few weeks,
There'll be one that's victorious!
'Cause we're all winners, no matter what Chris says,
Even if we all didn't actually win!
Yeah, we're all winners, not including Duncan 'cause he quit!
Even if the contract states there's only one winner!
But we're all being dropped today!
Aydan-Welcome to T.D.N.T.M.Today we will meet 14 contestants and our 2 juges
(Jared and Chase Lee walk in)
Aydan-Time to meet the contestants
(Ele,Chrissy,Lyric,Ava,Lisa,Trixie,Sumer,Yuri,Andrea,Cathie,
Anna,Yoko, and Kalie walk in)
Aydan-Welcome ladies
Chrissy-..I really shouldn't of auditioned
Lyric-That make 2 of us!
Sumer-This is..EXITING!!!!!
Andrea- and fancy
Ava-And expensive
Aydan-Now go settle into आप cabin
(hour later)
Aydan-Now आप first challenge is........
To be countinued..
(Jared and Chase Lee walk in)
Aydan-Time to meet the contestants
(Ele,Chrissy,Lyric,Ava,Lisa,Trixie,Sumer,Yuri,Andrea,Cathie,
Anna,Yoko, and Kalie walk in)
Aydan-Welcome ladies
Chrissy-..I really shouldn't of auditioned
Lyric-That make 2 of us!
Sumer-This is..EXITING!!!!!
Andrea- and fancy
Ava-And expensive
Aydan-Now go settle into आप cabin
(hour later)
Aydan-Now आप first challenge is........
To be countinued..
Phil: last time on total drama the haunting, 2 campers got to be clowns while the rest sat down to watch it at the end jumanji won the zombies a trip home. what will happen who will loose and while my girlfriend visit find out और on this episode of total drama the haunting.
*horn honking*
Phil: looks like there back
killer zombies: *getting out of limo*
Phil: wait for it
death: were already here
*another car horn
Phil: say hi to Alex and Kevin the werewolf
Aydan: why is Alex back?
Phil: i लॉस्ट a bet
jumanji: what is the werewolf here
Phil: that was the bet, oh and i'm getting bored of the teams, so i'm breaking the teams, ghost bring the zombies
ghost: ok
Phil: time for a commercial break
*horn honking*
Phil: looks like there back
killer zombies: *getting out of limo*
Phil: wait for it
death: were already here
*another car horn
Phil: say hi to Alex and Kevin the werewolf
Aydan: why is Alex back?
Phil: i लॉस्ट a bet
jumanji: what is the werewolf here
Phil: that was the bet, oh and i'm getting bored of the teams, so i'm breaking the teams, ghost bring the zombies
ghost: ok
Phil: time for a commercial break
Last time on TOTAL DRAMA FREAKS
Everyone started going crazy,and got trapped in the 'candy cane cave' wich was just a house.
*Purple air floats in**everyone faints*
7 hours later
*Everyone wakes up*
"Huh?Who are आप people?Who am I?"asked Alex."Aleeeexxxxx?!You-hoooo?!It's me Bridgette?!"said Bridgette,flicking her forehead.*Ronnie turns head*"Whoa!What's that?!""I think it's aaaaaaaaa"Tyler yawned.*Every looks*"UNICORNIES!!!Swimming in pee!!"yelled Vanessa,staring at trees."Let's go look at the यूनिकॉर्न and cookies."said Yoko and DJ.
*Everyone walks over*
"Look,unicorns and Steel!!!I प्यार STEEL!!"yelled Noah and Brooke together.*They both lick it*
"Where are we?What are यूनिकॉर्न and what is steel?sfjdjhfsh" कहा Alex.">.- owww i jabed my eye with a horn!"yelled Bridgette."
PART 2 COMING SOON
Everyone started going crazy,and got trapped in the 'candy cane cave' wich was just a house.
*Purple air floats in**everyone faints*
7 hours later
*Everyone wakes up*
"Huh?Who are आप people?Who am I?"asked Alex."Aleeeexxxxx?!You-hoooo?!It's me Bridgette?!"said Bridgette,flicking her forehead.*Ronnie turns head*"Whoa!What's that?!""I think it's aaaaaaaaa"Tyler yawned.*Every looks*"UNICORNIES!!!Swimming in pee!!"yelled Vanessa,staring at trees."Let's go look at the यूनिकॉर्न and cookies."said Yoko and DJ.
*Everyone walks over*
"Look,unicorns and Steel!!!I प्यार STEEL!!"yelled Noah and Brooke together.*They both lick it*
"Where are we?What are यूनिकॉर्न and what is steel?sfjdjhfsh" कहा Alex.">.- owww i jabed my eye with a horn!"yelled Bridgette."
PART 2 COMING SOON
*All contestants sitting around a campfire at night*"I'm scared of bats..."Said Juno."I'm scared of you."Said Sumer."SHUT THE HECK UP!""I'm really scared of hieghts."She confessed."I'm scared of bats."Said Izzy."I'm terrfied द्वारा Justin's face and earwigs"said Brooke.
"This week one TDF,Leshawna will be co-hosting.Yes,i know she is one of your faves,and she's also my freind.Here's her special entrance."
*Leshawna walks in all cool with awesome संगीत playing in the "BG"*"What's sup,Andrea?Besides having to hang at this aweful camp again?""Nothing much,ok so we'll meet with the campers in 10,ok?""Ok."
*Dining Hall*
"Sumer,do आप honestly think i'd nearly kill आप without a good reason?"Juno."Yes,that's just like you.""We've spent 7 weeks here are आप think आप know me?You don't.SO if i was you,i'd shut up."
"Ok groovy cats!This week we're having one of my fave chaellenge!PHOBIA FACTOR!We got everyone to say thier fears,so this will be no problem."
TO BE CONTINUED
"This week one TDF,Leshawna will be co-hosting.Yes,i know she is one of your faves,and she's also my freind.Here's her special entrance."
*Leshawna walks in all cool with awesome संगीत playing in the "BG"*"What's sup,Andrea?Besides having to hang at this aweful camp again?""Nothing much,ok so we'll meet with the campers in 10,ok?""Ok."
*Dining Hall*
"Sumer,do आप honestly think i'd nearly kill आप without a good reason?"Juno."Yes,that's just like you.""We've spent 7 weeks here are आप think आप know me?You don't.SO if i was you,i'd shut up."
"Ok groovy cats!This week we're having one of my fave chaellenge!PHOBIA FACTOR!We got everyone to say thier fears,so this will be no problem."
TO BE CONTINUED