Dan: Hi every one I’m Dan! I’m Chris McClain’s brother! This season, I’m your host!
And I’m spending my time at a स्कीइंग resort in Canada with 14 other campers. I’ve been too lazy to check my सूची and check it twice, and I’ve been too busy to see who’s naughty या nice (Laugh). For this season the challenges will be based on क्रिस्मस and winter. The winning money is $100,000,000. So stay tune for the 1st episode of, Total, Drama, Christmas!
        (Theme song)

Dan: Okay, the campers will be स्कीइंग down from the चोटी, शीर्ष of the mountain.
Cathy: Woo hoo!
Dan: Here we go the 1st camper! Aaaaaaaaaaaah what’s your name?
Cathy: Cathy.
Dan: Oh, yeah, Cathy.
Cathy: Okay, why don’t आप know my name?
Dan: Sorry I didn’t check the list.
Cathy: Check it!
Dan: Okay! Oh, there आप are. Wait, you’re not mean. You’re crazy.
Cathy: I just wont आप to check it.
Dan: Okay?
Duncan: Hay, Dan!
Dan: Duncan?
Duncan: Yeah it’s me!
Dan: Wow! You’re on the show?
Duncan: Yeah!
Dan: I thought it was all new campers.
Duncan: Well, there are three others from when Chris was here.
Dan: Who are they?
Duncan: I don’t know.
Dan: Oh.
Cathy: Is any of them Issy?
Duncan: I don’t know. Why?
Cathy: I just like follow in her foot steps. See my hair? It’s orange!
Duncan: What is it suppose to be?
Cathy: Green!
Duncan: Good to Know.
Dan: Okay, अगला is supposed to be Emily. But where is she?
Duncan: Maybe she got ran over द्वारा a reindeer.
Cathy: (Laugh)
Samantha: Yippee!
Dan: Are आप Emily?
Samantha: No I’m Samantha.
Dan: But you’re right after Emily and Mandy!
Samantha: Oh, Emily ran into a पेड़ and Mandy is helping her.
Cathy: Is she okay?
Samantha: I don’t know. But I hope she’s not.
Cathy: Why?
Samantha: Because she was really mean to the ski loge guy.
Cathy: Oh.
Dan: Samantha, did आप see anyone else get ready to go down.
Samantha: This really hot boy named……………..
Dan: Jake.
Samantha: No, Mike.
Dan: But it says Jake is hot.
Samantha: Well, he’s the hottest boy I saw.
Dan: Did आप see a Jake?
Samantha: No. Hay, look there’s Mike!
Mike: सूखी घास, घास what’s up dudes and duvets!
Dan: सूखी घास, घास the party dude is here!
Mike: Hi!
Samantha: Hi!
Mike: Hay, did आप see that girl that got ran into that tree?
Samantha: Yeah!
Mike: What was her name? Ummmmmmmmm, Emilya?
Samantha: Emily.
Mike: Yeah, Emily.
Courtney: Woo hoo!
Dan: Courtney, What’s up?
Courtney: Just going to win!
Samantha: Oh, and who कहा that आप will win?
Courtney: My lawyers.
Samantha: Great.
Dan: Okay will anyone tell me when Emily and Mandy is going to be here.
Courtney: Is Mandy the girl that ran into a tree?
Samantha: She is the girl that is helping Emily, which ran into a tree.
Courtney: No one is helping her.
Samantha: What?
Mandy: Yeah, this is the life!
Dan: Please tell me you’re Mandy या Emily.
Mandy: No.
Dan: Oh, okay.
Mandy: Just kidding, I’m Mandy!
Dan: Oh, hi Mandy!
Mandy: Move!
(Confection Room) Courtney: And I thought I was mean. She is so goanna ruin my chances of winning this season!
Cathy: Hay, Mandy, is Emily okay?
Mandy: She should be here soon.
Cathy: Oh, okay.
Emily: Hi, Dan.
Dan: Are आप Emily?
Emily: Of course I am.
Mandy: Hay!
Emily: Hay, thanks for helping me.
Mandy: It’s okay.
Dan: I can tell who that is.
Duncan: A big snow ball?
Dan: Who can’t stay on a ski?
Cathy: Tyler?
Dan: No!
Courtney: Owen!
Dan: Yep!
Owen: Watch out!
Dan: (Dodge)
Owen: (Hites every one)
Dan: Strike! That was amsing Owen!
Owen: Thankes!
Mandy: Look it’s hotness!
Dan: That most be Jake! Yes, yes it is.
Emily: Oh my!
Cathy: Wow!
Mandy: Yikes!
Owen: Woo!
Dan: सूखी घास, घास Jake!
Jake: Hay!
Dan: Chris told me that he piked आप for your looks.
Jake: Thats fine.
Girls + Owen: Wow!
Dan: Hay, look it’s Ben!
Ben: Hay, everyo.................................... (Falls off ski)
Dan: I thought आप were the spots dude?
Ben: I am.
Everyone: (Laugh)
Dan: Riiiiiiiiight.
Ben: What? I am.
Everyone: (Laugh)
Ben: What?
Dan: Everyone it’s Cory!
Cory: सूखी घास, घास ladieis!
Girls: Hay!
Cory: So, witch one of आप wont to go out with me?
Girls: Grose!
Cory: What?
Duncan: Dude at you’ll never get a girl.
Cory: But they are making out! (See Mike and Samantha making out)
Duncan: It was प्यार at first sight.
Cory: Man!
Dan: सूखी घास, घास everyone its Sara!
Sara: Wow!
Jake: Well thank you.
Sara: No, not you, Him.
Ben: Me?
Sara: Yes you.
Ben: Oh, thanks.
Cathy: Okay, there is sopose to four campers from first seson. There is only three.
Dan: Chill Cathy, there are still 2 और campers left.
Cathy: Oh.
Ethan: Yippee!
Dan: It’s Ethan! सूखी घास, घास dude!
Ethan: Hay.
Dan: Okay, I know your a घर schooling kid. But don’t be Ezekeole.
Ethan: Okay.
Cathy: Where is Issy!
Issy: Right here!
Cathy: Issy.
Dan: Iss................................. (Get’s pushed द्वारा Cathy)
Cathy: Issy, It’s so nice to meet you!
Issy: Are आप in my प्रशंसक club.
Cathy: Number 1!
Issy: Your Cathy?
Cathy: Yes!
Issy: Well, it’s so nice to meet you.
Both: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Dan: Okay follow me!

Dan: Okay, are आप wonting to see what team आप are on?
All: Yes!
Dan: Okay here’s the first team, Duncan,Courtney, Samantha, Mike, Ethan, Ben, and Mandy. Okay, आप guys are the Reindeers? Okay, team 2, Owen, Issy, Cathy, Emily, Cory, Jake, and Sara. आप guys are the Santa!
Owen: Wow, I’m a Santa!
Dan: Okay the cabins are out there. The name of your team will be on your cabin. See आप in an hour.
Duncan: Great a hike in the cold, snowy, woods. Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(See Samantha and Mike चुंबन and walking in front of them)
Cory: Wow!
Ethan: Is that even possible.
Jake: No clue.
Cathy: Yippee!
Issy: Wow, your good!
Cathy: I know.
Emily: Will, आप two kids stop playing and come on?!?!
Cathy + Issy: Okay!

Mike: I made it.
Courtney: Me to.
Duncan+ Ethan + Jake: Mad it!
Ethan: I’m not uses to Walking that much.
Duncan: Why?
Ethan: Well, I’m घर schooled in the country.
Duncan: Well, don’t आप work at a farm.
Ethan: No, my uncle dose that.
Duncan: Oh, Okay.
Issy + Cathy: Woo hoo!
Cathy: We made it!
Duncan: Chef?
Mr. Hachette: Who called me chef?!?!
Duncan: Me
Mr. Hachette: Well, आप know what Duncan!
Duncan: What?
Mr. Hachette: My name is now Mr. Hachette! आप hear me solder?!?!
Duncan: Yes sir!
Mr. Hachette: Good!
Duncan: So why are आप here?
Mr. Hachette: Well my daughter was बढ़ाव, स्लेजिंग down that पहाड़ी, हिल over there.
Duncan: Oh.
Samantha: Oh, who are you?
Dona: Dona.
Samantha: Well, aren’t आप adorable.
Dona: (Punches Samantha) Never call me adorable again! आप hear me solder?!?!
Samantha: Yes maim!
Dona: Yes sir! आप call me a sir! आप खरगोश, हरे me solder?!?!
Samantha: Yes sir!
Dona: Good
Duncan: Mr. Hachette’s daughter, right?
Dona: In the flesh!
Duncan: Great.
Ben: Wow, look at the cabin!
Reindeers: Wow!
Duncan this is amazing.
Courtney: I think I like Dan better than Chris.
Duncan: Me too
Courtney: Even thou there related I think they are nothing alike.
Duncan: I’m with you!
Sara: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Duncan: What was that?
Ben: It sounded like Sara!
Duncan: Oh I don’t care.
Ben: Well I do!
Duncan: But she’s on the other team!
Ben: I don’t care!
Duncan: Team.
Reindeers: What?
Duncan: If we lose a challenge we vote off Ben.
Ethan: Why?
Duncan: Because he likes Sara.
Ethan: How do आप know?
Duncan: He’s helping her.
Ethan: Oh, okay.
Duncan: Are आप with me?
Reindeers: Yes!

Sara: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ben: Sara are आप o……………………………………… Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, a cockroach!
Emily: Wow what a man! (Step on cockroach) There!
Ben: Thank आप soooooooooooooo much Emily (Hugs Emily)
Sara: Oh no, आप do not hug my boyfriend!
Emily: Boy friend?
Cory: Boyfriend?
Ben: Boyfriend.
Sara: Yeah he’s my boyfriend. And आप don’t touch him.
Ben: Well, I got to go.
Sara: Well, Buy!
Ben: Buy!
Sara: Buy!
Ben: Buy!
Sara: Buy!
Emily: If they say hi one और time, I’m going to barf!
Ben: Buy! (Emily Barfs)
Emily: Told you!

Duncan: Where were you?
Ben: I was at the Santas’ cabin.
Ethan: Oh dude, we are going to vote आप of.
Duncan: Ethan!
Ben: Why?
Ethan: Because आप like Sara.
Duncan: Ethan!
Ben: Well, I broke up with her.
Duncan: आप did?
Ben: Yep.
(Confession room) Ben: Of course I lied. It’s the only way to win.
Samantha: So we don’t vote आप off.
Duncan: Nop, we don’t!

Emily: So, आप are boyfriend and girlfriends with Ben.
Sara: Yeah, so what?!?!
Emily: Well because I’m voting off you!
Sara: Well, I don’t care! I vote off you!
Owen: Um, guys, we haven’t even had a challenge yet.
Emily: If we ever lose.
Sara: Yeah.
Emily: So, who with me?
Owen: I’m with Sara!
Issy: If Owen’s with Sara, I’m with Sara!
Cathy: So am I!
Emily: What about आप two?
Jake: I’m with you, Emily!
Emily: Cory?
Cory: The hot one!
Emily: Oh thank you!
Cory: No, not you, Sara!
Emily: Oh who needs आप four!
(Confession Room) Sara: Standing up to Emily, that’s unthinkable! Emily: Oh who needs them! I can handle myself!
Emily: So, there we go.
Sara: Buy.
Emily: Buy.
Dan: Okay every one, come to the kitchen! Now!

Mr. Hachette: Okay, आप eat when I tell आप to eat! आप take a break when I tell आप to break या Dan tells आप to do a challenge! If आप disobey any of the rules, आप will run ten laps around this whole resort! आप hear me?!?!
All: Yes sir!
Mr. Hachette: आप will listen to me and my daughter, Dona!
Samantha: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, get that beast away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sara: What do आप mean beast?
Samantha: I mean a beas…………………………
Dona: (cry)
Mr. Hachette: Do आप see what आप did?!?!You made my little girl cry! Now आप give me ten laps around the resort!
Samantha: But sh………………….
Mr. Hachette: No buts!
Duncan: (laugh) He कहा Butt!
Mr. Hachette: आप to!
Duncan: What?!
Mr. Hachette: Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: Okay, every one time for the challenge!
Mr. Hachette: आप two are lucky!
Duncan: Let’s go!

Duncan: So what’s the challenge?
Dan: Snowball fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    To Be Continued………………………………

Dan: अगला time!

Cory: Though Owen!
Mike: Samantha watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Samantha get’s hit द्वारा ball)
Mike: Samantha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: Is she going to be okay Doc.?
Doc.: I don’t know.

(Confession Room) Owen: I’m a bad man! Mike: Why her why not me!

Duncan: Is Mike okay.

Mr. Hachette: Ten laps around the resort!
Mike: No!
Mr. Hachette: What did आप say?
Mike: I कहा no!

Mike: I can’t do the challenge any more!
Courtney: Why?
Mike: Because of Samantha that’s why!

Dan: And the winning team is……..the……………………………..

Dan: अगला time!