Duncan: हे smart guy want a piercing
Noah: maybe after the shows over
Noah: I want to freak my parents out
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Chris: Who ate all the gilded chris awards
*owen sits behind the bleachers*
Owen: mmmmm chocolate!!!!!!!!!
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*at playas de losers*
Courtney: हे duncan they got ddr here
Duncan: so what I dont dance
Courtney: come on it will be fun
Duncan: fine
*Duncan starts to dance and falls out the window*
Courtney: are आप ok
Duncan: I told आप I dont dance
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*total drama island nurses office*
Nurse: ezekiel stop picking your nose
Ezekiel: I cant
Nurse: why
Ezekiel: duncan glued it to my nose
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*in the doctors challenge*
Chris: yeah were using eels this time
Heather: why
Chris: because the sharks on on strike
*The sharks stand outside the door with signs
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*in the make up confessional*
Gwen: chris is an idiot
Chris: I heared that
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*in the control room*
Chris: हे chef this is going to be hilarios
Chef: yeah
*In the make up confessional*
Lindsay: omar is really heavy
Chris: booooooo!!!
Lindsay: omg a ghost
*runs out of trailer*
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*in the tda kitchen*
DJ: so chef were आप ever in the military
Chef: no
Chef: I got the tattoo on a dare
Chef: I got my fighting skillz from watching kung-fu movies.
DJ: so where did आप work before here
Chef: I worked at burger king and I only got this job because I was working the drive thru and chris orded a whopper.
*chef starts to cry*
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*At the willaim tell challenge*
Harold: Im violently allergic to apples
Heather: ok lets see if your right
*heather throws सेब at harold*
Harold: nooooooooooooooooo!!!
*harold breaks out in a rash and swells like a ballon*
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*at the no pain no gain challenge*
Duncan: wait where did आप get all those turtles
Chris: we caught them
*flash back to the beach*
Chef: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Chef: get them off!!!!!!!!!!!