I think the postman intercepts everything I try and send to you
Cos he’s infatuated and he’s the fulcrum between us two
And I can’t say I blame him ‘cos I’d cheat a priest just to get to you

She works in a dental practise 9 till 5 how does she manage?
Considering her nights don’t pass out till 3
So I guess that flossing is the last thing in her health routine

And I don’t mind that she gets hammered and goes घर with other guys
There’s no jealousy
‘Cos she’s Little Miss Pipedream कल्पना

I saw her slam back tequilas like Oliver Reed on an Irish हिरण, हरिण do
And I’ll wait if आप stay ‘cos foggy लंडन town’s not built for me या you
Don’t leave Miss Pipedream ‘cos I प्यार you

And I don’t mind that she gets hammered and goes घर with other guys
There’s no jealousy that she’ll grind it out with फ्रेंड्स but not with me
She’s my Little Pipedream कल्पना