Operator! Give me the number for 911!
Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
Son, if आप really want something in this life, आप have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go घर and spend some quality time with the kids.
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making...
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