Finally found it!! It says 6 phrases
"At some point, Daddy can't take a bath with the kids anymore."
"TMI, my friends."
"It's OK, I'm a sheriff's deputy."
"Shut it."
"Mo money, mo problems."
"That's what she said."
I found it on BaronBob.com for 6 bucks I found a coupon for that site after I bought it. Supposed to take off 15% its "lovebaron"