Without a second thought. I'd love to wield an evil-smiting weapon of immense power, and to be guided by the Triforce (aka the Trinity)

I don't think I'd be a very good hero of time though, I might get hyrule destroyed.. :S

maybe even ordon...and second option sounds painful

Um uh... I wouldn't rather have my eyes scratched out, but I certainly wouldn't accept. Sure, I can control Link in the game, but I wouldn't want to do what he does, in real life!

I'd be scared out of my wits, but I'd have the Triforce of courage and recklessly rush into everything and hopefully make out of it alive!

*flashback*
Aryll: Big Brother!!!
*Link courageously runs off a cliff*
*end flashback*

I love adventure, why else would I play adventure games, read fantasy action packed novels, and rock at confidence courses, and tackle stuff that needs courage head on?
Except for spiders. Then I run for my dear life until I get something to squish it with XD.

But I would suck at the job. :/

what kind of wood? oak?