peeta mellark(:

First of all if आप haven't seen the Dumb Ways to Die video, go ahead and watch it now. Just गूगल it.

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Set आग to your gear
Poke a stick at a career
Arrive to the feast late
Use your only खाना as Mockingjay bait

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Attack someone with only a fork
Run around the Cornicopia अभिनय like a dork
Try to teach yourself how to sing
Eat a two week old unrefrigerated groosling

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die...

Here's Parody I wrote ! (:


Today, I don't feel like doing anything.
I just wanna sit in my tree.
Don't feel like picking up my bow,
Or rebeling against president snow,
Cause today I am not playing the hunger games.

I'm goona pick up some arrows and sit on a branch
Stay away from the careers, eat a green plant.
No gamemaker's goona tell me I can't.

Nah,

I will walk around the arena, do nothing at all.
And I know this will anger, the capitol
Cause right now I know im really dull.

Oh yes I कहा it,
I can say it,
Cause Im the mockingjay

Today, I don't feel like doing anything.
I just wanna sit in my tree.
Don't...

Gale just shrugged his shoulders and moved towards the bottle. He spun it.

And it landed on…

Johanna Mason.

Johanna raised an eyebrow as she saw Gale's devilish look. Though his look wasn't directed at her.

"Truth या dare?"

"Dare," Johanna said, not hesitating.

Gale smiled a oh-I-have-a-plan-forming-in-this-brilliant-mind-of-mine-and-oh-no-one-knows-what-I'm-planning-and-oh-I'm-so-freaking-awesome-and-smart smile.

"Come on, what take आप so long?" Cato yawned.

"I dare you… to give Peeta a lap dance."

Peeta paled immediately and looked at Johanna with terrified eyes.

Johanna smiled and got on her...

Hi! (: This is a parody I wrote. This is set in Peeta's pov right after the 74th hunger games(:

Now and then I think of when we were in that cave.
When आप ran and got the medicine so I wouldn't die.
Waited so long for आप to notice me,
but आप and haymitch went and lied to me.
Now I wish i hadn't have survived

Some victors get addicted to drinks या morphling.
But im only addicted to what I thought, What I thought we were.

So after the games, when we were on that train,
and आप कहा that things would be the same,
before any of these games ever happened.

But आप didn't have to cut me off,
Pretend our love...