Rue spun the bottle and returned to her सीट quickly.
And it landed on…
Haymitch.
Everyone looked between him and Rue.
Haymitch hiccupped.
"Ahh… Truth या dare?" Rue asked, not certain on what she'll ask him to do या say.
Haymitch hiccupped again, still very much drunk. "I like cactuses. They look funny."
Silence.
"Okay," Rue said, confused. "Ahh, this wasn't my सवाल though."
"Did आप ever try to hug a cactus?"
Beetee nodded his head importantly. "It's not a nice feeling."
"No. No, it is not," Haymitch agreed solemnly.
Rue scratched her head. "Ahh, Haymitch, sir, can you, please, just… pick truth या dare?"
"I like the word dare. It's fun to say. It becomes weird after a while though. Dare. Dare. Dare! Dare? Dare… Dare. DARE! Dare."
Everyone looked at him for a few moments, not knowing what to say. "So, dare it is then!" Clove concluded finally, eager to continue with that genius game called truth या dare.
"Yeah, okay, ahh…" Rue looked thoughtful, trying to think of a good dare for the drunken Haymitch.
She found one.
"Exchange ALL your clothes with…" she looked around her, searching for a victim. She found her victim and smiled. "Effie Trinket."
"NOOO!" Effie shrieked, sounding like a wounded bird, and jumped on her feet. "No way, I am NOT going to exchange my clothes with this… this hideous monster!"
Haymitch burped.
"Come on, it's not that bad," Madge कहा as Cato, Glimmer, Gale, Clove, Katniss, Marvel and Cashmere all chocked while laughing.
"His clothes are covered with puke, only some of it is his."
President Snow shrugged. "It could be worse."
"How could it be worse?" Effie looked like she was about to cry.
"You could've change clothes with Katniss."
Katniss stopped laughing immediately and frowned. "Hey!"
"You're right," Effie कहा after thinking about it, looking from Katniss's clothes to Haymitch's soaked-in-puke clothes. "I don't understand why I have to though. I'm not the one who chose dare."
"I- I like cactuses," Haymitch giggled as Gale helped him to get on his feet. "But they don't like me – they keep… they – they keep sticking needles at me, I don't like it… but I like them."
"Okay, let's get this over with," Effie murmured as she walked towards a small room. Haymitch walked after her, confessing his प्यार for cactuses on his way.
He got into the room and closed the door behind him.
"Wonder how Haymitch will look with high heels and a dress," Finnick कहा with a smirk.
"Very handsome, I bet," President Snow said, smiling to himself, probably thinking of Haymitch with high heels and a dress.
"Think they- "FoxFace wasn't able to finish her sentence, because a scream came from the room where Effie and Haymitch were.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
Effie stomped out of the room, looking furious, and put her wig back on her head when she sat down अगला to Prim.
"Weren't we playing Seven मिनटों In Heaven?" Haymitch asked loudly, still inside the room.
Effie shivered.
"Just get out of the room, Haymitch!" Katniss shouted at him. He didn't walk out of the room.
"Haymitch!"
A snore came from inside the room.
"I guess he passed out."
"Thank god," Effie murmured, looking annoyed.
"So who'll spin the bottle?" Prim asked, her eyes wide and her lower lip trembling.
"I'll spin the bottle," Effie declared. "I deserve it, the Cactus-lover was about to assault me."
She spun it, still looking annoyed and disgusted. Her wig was about to fall off her head.
And it landed on…
And it landed on…
Haymitch.
Everyone looked between him and Rue.
Haymitch hiccupped.
"Ahh… Truth या dare?" Rue asked, not certain on what she'll ask him to do या say.
Haymitch hiccupped again, still very much drunk. "I like cactuses. They look funny."
Silence.
"Okay," Rue said, confused. "Ahh, this wasn't my सवाल though."
"Did आप ever try to hug a cactus?"
Beetee nodded his head importantly. "It's not a nice feeling."
"No. No, it is not," Haymitch agreed solemnly.
Rue scratched her head. "Ahh, Haymitch, sir, can you, please, just… pick truth या dare?"
"I like the word dare. It's fun to say. It becomes weird after a while though. Dare. Dare. Dare! Dare? Dare… Dare. DARE! Dare."
Everyone looked at him for a few moments, not knowing what to say. "So, dare it is then!" Clove concluded finally, eager to continue with that genius game called truth या dare.
"Yeah, okay, ahh…" Rue looked thoughtful, trying to think of a good dare for the drunken Haymitch.
She found one.
"Exchange ALL your clothes with…" she looked around her, searching for a victim. She found her victim and smiled. "Effie Trinket."
"NOOO!" Effie shrieked, sounding like a wounded bird, and jumped on her feet. "No way, I am NOT going to exchange my clothes with this… this hideous monster!"
Haymitch burped.
"Come on, it's not that bad," Madge कहा as Cato, Glimmer, Gale, Clove, Katniss, Marvel and Cashmere all chocked while laughing.
"His clothes are covered with puke, only some of it is his."
President Snow shrugged. "It could be worse."
"How could it be worse?" Effie looked like she was about to cry.
"You could've change clothes with Katniss."
Katniss stopped laughing immediately and frowned. "Hey!"
"You're right," Effie कहा after thinking about it, looking from Katniss's clothes to Haymitch's soaked-in-puke clothes. "I don't understand why I have to though. I'm not the one who chose dare."
"I- I like cactuses," Haymitch giggled as Gale helped him to get on his feet. "But they don't like me – they keep… they – they keep sticking needles at me, I don't like it… but I like them."
"Okay, let's get this over with," Effie murmured as she walked towards a small room. Haymitch walked after her, confessing his प्यार for cactuses on his way.
He got into the room and closed the door behind him.
"Wonder how Haymitch will look with high heels and a dress," Finnick कहा with a smirk.
"Very handsome, I bet," President Snow said, smiling to himself, probably thinking of Haymitch with high heels and a dress.
"Think they- "FoxFace wasn't able to finish her sentence, because a scream came from the room where Effie and Haymitch were.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"
Effie stomped out of the room, looking furious, and put her wig back on her head when she sat down अगला to Prim.
"Weren't we playing Seven मिनटों In Heaven?" Haymitch asked loudly, still inside the room.
Effie shivered.
"Just get out of the room, Haymitch!" Katniss shouted at him. He didn't walk out of the room.
"Haymitch!"
A snore came from inside the room.
"I guess he passed out."
"Thank god," Effie murmured, looking annoyed.
"So who'll spin the bottle?" Prim asked, her eyes wide and her lower lip trembling.
"I'll spin the bottle," Effie declared. "I deserve it, the Cactus-lover was about to assault me."
She spun it, still looking annoyed and disgusted. Her wig was about to fall off her head.
And it landed on…
This is just a joke. Don't take it seriously! I प्यार HG and (most) of these characters! Oh and there might be spoilers, so be careful if आप haven't read up till Mockingjay!
President Snow- Making young children kill each other is totally fine.
Peeta- Don't tell the girl that आप प्यार about your feelings for her, until आप have to kill her.
Mrs. Everdeen- It's fine to blank out on your kids and leave them to fend for themselves. Who cares if your husband died? Just don't take care of your kids and it will be okay.
Gale- Creating a bomb that kills your best friend's little sister is perfectly fine, as long as आप get your way (which involves killing the entire country)
Katniss- It's okay to break the laws and sell squirrels to the baker whose son आप have to kill, and whose wife देखा गया आप as trash.
Cinna- It's totally okay to set your clients on fire, then make them hold hands and pretend to be in प्यार before they have to kill each other.
President Snow- Making young children kill each other is totally fine.
Peeta- Don't tell the girl that आप प्यार about your feelings for her, until आप have to kill her.
Mrs. Everdeen- It's fine to blank out on your kids and leave them to fend for themselves. Who cares if your husband died? Just don't take care of your kids and it will be okay.
Gale- Creating a bomb that kills your best friend's little sister is perfectly fine, as long as आप get your way (which involves killing the entire country)
Katniss- It's okay to break the laws and sell squirrels to the baker whose son आप have to kill, and whose wife देखा गया आप as trash.
Cinna- It's totally okay to set your clients on fire, then make them hold hands and pretend to be in प्यार before they have to kill each other.
