Trey Parker:Once Upon A Time, In A Faraway Land, Young Prince Kyle Lived In A Shining Castle. Although He Had Everything His दिल Desired, The Prince Was Spoiled, Selfish And Unkind. But Then, One Winter's Night, An Old Beggar Woman Came To The गढ़, महल And Offered Him A Single Rose In Return For Shelter From The कड़वा Cold. Repulsed द्वारा Her Haggard Appearance, The Prince Sneered At The Gift And Turned The Old Woman Away, But She Warned Him Not To Be Deceived द्वारा Appearances, For Beauty Is Found Within. And When He Dismissed Her Again, The Old Woman's Ugliness Melted Away To Reveal A Beautiful Enchantress. The Prince Tried To Apologize, But It Was Too Late, For She Had Seen That There Was No प्यार In His Heart, And As Punishment, She Transformed Him Into A Hideous Beast, And Placed A Powerful Spell On The Castle, And All Who Lived There. Ashamed Of His Monstrous Form, The Beast Concealed Himself Inside His Castle, With A Magic Mirror As His Only Window To The Outside World. The Rose She Had Offer Him Was Truly An एनचांटेड Rose, Which Would Bloom Until His 21st Year. If He Could Learn To प्यार Another, And Earn Her प्यार In Return द्वारा The Time The Last Petal Fell, Then The Spell Would Be Broken. If Not, He Would Be Doomed To Remain A Beast For All Time. As The Years Passed, He Fell Into Despair, And लॉस्ट All Hope, For Who Could Ever Learn To प्यार A Beast?
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Cock-a-doodle-doodle! The rooster just won't quit!
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets! They're cuddly and sweet!
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Meeting in the office, या meeting in the hall!
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Balzac was a writer! He lived with Allen Funt!
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water can really make आप sick!
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your
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