What's everyone's favourite Eric Cartman कोट्स

Respect my authority!!
Kick ass!!
Sweet!!
and आप STUPID JEW!

Screw आप guys,Im going घर
ill kick आप in the nuts
im not fat im just big boned
Respect my authority :P

Oh gosh, so many...let's see:
"Stan, don't आप know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars."
"Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000."
"I'm not fat. I'm big-boned."
"Mom--Kitty is being a dildo."
"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive."
"Dear आप guys. Words cannot express how much I hate आप guys. As we fight our way northward into the great unknown, only that one thing remains certain: that I hate आप guys with every tired muscle in my confederate body. We have taken Topeka and I must rally the men onward to Missouri. Because I will not stop until we have won it all, and आप guys are my slaves. Because I hate आप guys. I hate आप guys so very very much. Yours, General Cartman Lee."
"So much to do at Cartmanland, but आप can't come!... especially आप Stan and Kyle."
"Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made आप eat your parents!"
"Yeah, cool. Anyway, thanks a lot, and, आप know, stay away from my man, bitch."
"Screw आप guys, I'm going home!"
"Respect my Authoritah!"
"Looks like Stan's dad's been hitting the bottle again."
"I'm not fat! I'm festively plump!"
"You seem a little irritable Kyle, what's the matter, आप got a little sand in your vagina?"
"My mom says if आप want to become a lesbian, आप have to lick carpet."
""How do I reeeach these kids?"
"Fuck आप Millie, fuck आप Annie, fuck आप Bebe, fuck आप whatever-your-name-is and FUCK YOU, bitch!"
And that's only a handful of my प्रिय Cartman quotes. XD I freaking प्यार him.
On an ending note, here. Have a picture of Cartman trying to kill Kyle with a wiffle bat. xD

Cartman rules. He and Butters MAKE south park a good show.

Anyway, I like these Quotes...

Na Na Na Na Na Na, I made आप eat your parents.

Don't mind Kyle, everyone. He's just got a little sand in his vagina.

]your breaking my balls!

well it seems butters is gay, and finds me extremely attractive, and in his confusion, puked all over my bedroom floor.

im not fat! im festively plump.


that's just a few. Cartman has SO many!

"Respect my authoritahh!" and
"That's it, talking poo draws the line! Screw आप guys, I'm going home"

"But Mom"
"I'll Kick आप In The Nuts"
"Whatevah, Whatevah. I Do What I Want"
"Kick-Ass"
"Sweet"

"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive."
"Kevin, goddammit."

And from the most हाल का episodes...
"We're Coon and Friends, not the fucking Girl Scouts!"
"You can't kick me out of Coon and Friends, I'm the FUCKING COON!"
"Fucking Mint Berry Fucking Crunch."

"Screw आप Guys... I'm Goin' Home."
"Respect my Authoritaa!!"

Screw आप guys...... Im going home!

*"Screw आप Guys....I'm Goin Home"* सेकंड only to *"Suck My Balls"*

Shut up आप black asshole!

Seriously Kenny आप better stop being so poor या Im Gonna start hucking rocks at you!

Give me your Jew Gold!

Life moves pretty fast and if आप dont stop and look around... and do anything आप want all of the time आप could miss it.

My grandma was dutch irish and my grandpa was lesbian that makes me quarter lesbian!

Poor people tend to live in clusters.

Dude ill make आप eat your parents.

Wendy:Dolphins are Intelligent and friendly
Cartman:Intelligent and friendly over rye bread

RESPECT MY AUTHORITY!!
suck my ball
screw आप guys.......im going घर !


(i drew the पिकाचू ^_^)

respect my athoritah!

Respect my Authority

Screw आप gahs I'm going home! प्यार it XD

Whatever, Whatever, I'll do what I want!

"Screw आप guys, I'm goin home."

"Totally."

"No kitty, this is my pot pie!"

"Do आप like it Scott?"

"Guys with cash for सोना signs gets आप people's unwanted crappy jewelry, which when added to a cable-based shopping network divided द्वारा demented old people equals GOLD."

"God dammit!"

"Oh, Casa Bonita!"

oh येशु christ monkey balls . . . .

"But mooooom!"

First of all it is authoritah सेकंड mine is "screw आप guys I'm going home" 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻