The अगला day, I felt myself passing out again.
"Fight it!" I told myself. I splashed water on my face. "Ahh... Much better," I said.
Suddenly, I heard a completely different, yet familiar voice shout "ACK!! IT BUUURRRRNNNSS!!!"... Through my mouth.
My eyes bulged. I slapped my hand over my mouth. "It's... you." I said. It was Madjin, that Honey बिज्जू, बेजर guy.
"No really, dumb fu**. Thanks, Captain Obvious," Madjin कहा through my mouth. "Shut UP!" I shouted.
"I'm trapped in you, and there's nothing आप can do about it," I said.
"...Well, it's Sunday. CHURCH day," I said.
Later that day, I was at church.
Madjin made me slap myself in the head the whole time. When it ended, he made me hit my head against the wall. People looked at me like I was a freak.
I couldn't take anymore. I splashed my face in a bowl of holy water and held my breath for 30 seconds. I finally pulled my face out.
I gasped. "IT BBUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!" I shouted. "That's what आप get!" I shouted to myself.
People started looking at me weirder than they did before.
I punched myself in the cheek with my left hand.
"Take that!"
Then with the right hand.
"No, take that!"
Then with the left hand again.
"Take this, bitch!"
This went on for 3 minutes.
"...Slowly exit the room, citizens. This man needs privacy," The priest said.
Everyone except me walked out.
"...It's ON," I said.
I flew into the ceiling.
I punched myself in the nuts.
I stabbed my arm with a knife.
I bit myself.
I banged my head against a chair.
I did a few other violent things to myself, then flew back to my tree.
"Ha, आप call that HURTING?!?! You're such a wimp. I can't believe I have to share this body with such a halfass-" I almost finished my sentence, but than I slapped myself.
"Shut... up."
End of Chapter 6
Chapter 7 coming soon!
"Fight it!" I told myself. I splashed water on my face. "Ahh... Much better," I said.
Suddenly, I heard a completely different, yet familiar voice shout "ACK!! IT BUUURRRRNNNSS!!!"... Through my mouth.
My eyes bulged. I slapped my hand over my mouth. "It's... you." I said. It was Madjin, that Honey बिज्जू, बेजर guy.
"No really, dumb fu**. Thanks, Captain Obvious," Madjin कहा through my mouth. "Shut UP!" I shouted.
"I'm trapped in you, and there's nothing आप can do about it," I said.
"...Well, it's Sunday. CHURCH day," I said.
Later that day, I was at church.
Madjin made me slap myself in the head the whole time. When it ended, he made me hit my head against the wall. People looked at me like I was a freak.
I couldn't take anymore. I splashed my face in a bowl of holy water and held my breath for 30 seconds. I finally pulled my face out.
I gasped. "IT BBUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!" I shouted. "That's what आप get!" I shouted to myself.
People started looking at me weirder than they did before.
I punched myself in the cheek with my left hand.
"Take that!"
Then with the right hand.
"No, take that!"
Then with the left hand again.
"Take this, bitch!"
This went on for 3 minutes.
"...Slowly exit the room, citizens. This man needs privacy," The priest said.
Everyone except me walked out.
"...It's ON," I said.
I flew into the ceiling.
I punched myself in the nuts.
I stabbed my arm with a knife.
I bit myself.
I banged my head against a chair.
I did a few other violent things to myself, then flew back to my tree.
"Ha, आप call that HURTING?!?! You're such a wimp. I can't believe I have to share this body with such a halfass-" I almost finished my sentence, but than I slapped myself.
"Shut... up."
End of Chapter 6
Chapter 7 coming soon!
