Hello guys!! Well, I'll try to keep this सूची short so I don't bore anyone with my nonexistent offline life. आप guys can keep calling me Snap since I'm a believer in being anonymous on the Internet (or maybe I'm just super paranoid, lol.)
-I started this when I say Snape on Twitter and thought, "I could do better than that." Whether या not I have is still up for debate, though. Also, I chose FanPop because here I could connect with the प्रशंसकों besides just tweeting बिना सोचे समझे stuff to them...
-I प्यार writing. I प्यार it. I've been telling stories since I was a tiny kid. I want to get a book published soon, which is why I don't post a lot of my stories here. Fanfiction is good for लेखन exercises and blocks... But I'm not a huge प्रशंसक of it, to be honest.
-Sorry, guys, but I'm not a Tim बर्टन fan. His फिल्में are fun but nothing special. AVPM? Funny and cute, but again, nothing to get crazy about. But, don't worry, I'm not a Twilight fan. I just can't stand the warfare between them and HP kids... Can't we just like our fandoms in peace?
-So what do I get crazy about, आप ask? Lately, Russia and Russian Literature, (RASKOLNIKOV) Japanese anime, Big Brother, Indie Music, Action/Adventure movies, Grimm Fairy Tales (the one and only), aaaaaaaaand if it involves a book, I'm probably पढ़ना it. I'm trying to finish War and Peace द्वारा the end of this summer, lol.
-I'm trying to learn Russian so I can हटाइए there and write novels and drink वोडका, वोदका when I get older.
-Sometimes I feel weird being in this family. I'm not a very funny या witty person (when I was Snape, I'd sometimes sit for three मिनटों in front of the keyboard trying to think of something remotely funny, lose it, get off, and only after I was doing something else that I think of the perfect thing to say.) like आप guys are. Like I कहा before, I don't really have the same interests, either. Am I too awkward? Just tell me if I am... But I'm going to start ranting about how weird I am, sorry. :D
-I overuse :D A LOT.
-I am a daughter of God before anything else. I found Him somewhere in the middle of doing this whole Snape thing. I believe He loves me and loves seeing me trying to make my sisters laugh.
So... That's it.
Anyone else want to post an लेख about themselves, go on ahead, Мой дорогой!
-I started this when I say Snape on Twitter and thought, "I could do better than that." Whether या not I have is still up for debate, though. Also, I chose FanPop because here I could connect with the प्रशंसकों besides just tweeting बिना सोचे समझे stuff to them...
-I प्यार writing. I प्यार it. I've been telling stories since I was a tiny kid. I want to get a book published soon, which is why I don't post a lot of my stories here. Fanfiction is good for लेखन exercises and blocks... But I'm not a huge प्रशंसक of it, to be honest.
-Sorry, guys, but I'm not a Tim बर्टन fan. His फिल्में are fun but nothing special. AVPM? Funny and cute, but again, nothing to get crazy about. But, don't worry, I'm not a Twilight fan. I just can't stand the warfare between them and HP kids... Can't we just like our fandoms in peace?
-So what do I get crazy about, आप ask? Lately, Russia and Russian Literature, (RASKOLNIKOV) Japanese anime, Big Brother, Indie Music, Action/Adventure movies, Grimm Fairy Tales (the one and only), aaaaaaaaand if it involves a book, I'm probably पढ़ना it. I'm trying to finish War and Peace द्वारा the end of this summer, lol.
-I'm trying to learn Russian so I can हटाइए there and write novels and drink वोडका, वोदका when I get older.
-Sometimes I feel weird being in this family. I'm not a very funny या witty person (when I was Snape, I'd sometimes sit for three मिनटों in front of the keyboard trying to think of something remotely funny, lose it, get off, and only after I was doing something else that I think of the perfect thing to say.) like आप guys are. Like I कहा before, I don't really have the same interests, either. Am I too awkward? Just tell me if I am... But I'm going to start ranting about how weird I am, sorry. :D
-I overuse :D A LOT.
-I am a daughter of God before anything else. I found Him somewhere in the middle of doing this whole Snape thing. I believe He loves me and loves seeing me trying to make my sisters laugh.
So... That's it.
Anyone else want to post an लेख about themselves, go on ahead, Мой дорогой!
someday
we will be the faces in the textbooks dog-eared and torn we will be immortal until the दिन we are discarded and replaced with new editions या perhaps the अगला technology once पढ़ना becomes obsolete and society falls into virtual illiteracy
with luck we will be remembered still projected onto some cutting edge device that will let them see us in a million dimensions या hear our voices saying things we never कहा until the students are lulled to sleep द्वारा the languid lectures and their heads slump onto the desks that once held the tattered textbooks
someday
we will be the faces in the textbooks dog-eared and torn we will be immortal until the दिन we are discarded and replaced with new editions या perhaps the अगला technology once पढ़ना becomes obsolete and society falls into virtual illiteracy
with luck we will be remembered still projected onto some cutting edge device that will let them see us in a million dimensions या hear our voices saying things we never कहा until the students are lulled to sleep द्वारा the languid lectures and their heads slump onto the desks that once held the tattered textbooks
someday
1. Harry are आप okay? You're not dreaming bad lately? But once आप let me know if there is trouble!
2. Minerva, I have long wanted to say that I like your * cat * body.
3. All right, Miss Granger, 50 points for Gryffindor!
4. Uhh, Lucius, आप always shine in your hair. What shampoo do आप use?
5. Draco, ask for forgiveness from Ron nicely!
6. Hagrid, come on, get drunk in the Three Broomsticks!
7.I decided I will be a priest, and build an Potter altar.
8. Oh, Harry, आप flew so well before, आप really deserve the Quidditch Cup!
9.Albus, I have no time for tea! Assembly will be, and I can not find my new गुलाबी robe.
10.Where is my rubber duck? I want my rubber duck!!!!
I went to climb stairs to nowhere and to the bedroom to sleep atop trolls who likes to eat purple toes. Sometimes they joke about primates because aliens. And they flew to far Jupiter afraid. Hermione knew that being clever was her best quality. Bellatrix however, killed Sirius and also kicked her own mother of her house while doing very poorly with schoolwork. Potions homework made her sick of the whole thing. Even watching cowboys dance didn't improve her moves at Hogwarts which she pranked Snape for being mean to Harry and planning on killing Wormtail who loved Snape and wanted to slap Kreacher. Many wizards try make बिल्ली के बच्चे good fighting because they eat पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा that's rotten. Yesterday Lucius choked Sirius because there was no air-conditioning. Potions for Snap and Slughorn then Minerva transfigurated into the horse.
The End.
The End.