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Punography

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Source: Internet

Some funny puns someone shared with me.

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peacebaby7 Hahaha, these are funny. XD My favorites were: ~ "When chemists die, they barium." ~ "I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words." ~ "They told me I had Type A blood, but it was a Type O." ~ "A dyslexic man walks into a bra." (So much LOL. XD) ~ "Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery." (I've used that one before. XD) ~ "What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds." Thanks for sharing these! My friend HATES puns, so I'll be showing her these to annoy her. XD

How to Fossilize Yourself

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I found this both funny and educational.

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fossilization

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ted ed

Ted Cruz's Wisconsin Victory Speech

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The Republican candidate addresses supporters after his April 5, 2016, win in the बिज्जू, बेजर State.

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Inspected द्वारा

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Grand Old पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा

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Source: My चित्र and pizza.

2011 Steelers Game (1)

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Cleverbot: OK, Maybe the Fourth Time's the Charm

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One और "conversation" I had with "Clever"bot. My सेकंड of July 22, 2014.

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User: Good evening.

Cleverbot: Good evening to आप also.

User: Thanks. How kind of you.

Cleverbot: Oh yes, it's been a great day!

User: Really? Tell me about it.

Cleverbot: Do I have to.

User: No, आप don't have to. It's a free country. Less free every day, unfortunately. But I digress. Please tell me about your 'great day.'.

Cleverbot: Oh ok. Who are you? You're human aren't yah?

User: I'm Classified J. Classified. I'm also known as SJF_Penguin2 and GrandOldPenguin. But don't let my penguin-themed user names fool...