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posted by shrekismybae
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This लेख is about the first श्रेक film. For the franchise, see श्रेक (franchise). For the शीर्षक character, see श्रेक (character). For other uses, see श्रेक (disambiguation).
Theatrical release poster
Directed by    
Andrew Adamson
Vicky Jenson
Produced by    
Aron Warner
John H. Williams
Jeffrey Katzenberg
Written by    
Ted Elliott
Terry Rossio
Joe Stillman
Roger S. H. Schulman
Based on    Shrek!
by William Steig
Starring    ...
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Yesterday afternoon I decided to watch the new श्रेक movie which is currently out in the USA but not out in Ireland या the UK until अगला month. The movie श्रेक Forever After is the 3rd prequel to the other 3 फिल्में about an ogre who rescues a princess from a आग breathing dragon who turns out to be an ogre herself. श्रेक who is now a dotting dad to three ogre kids misses his old life as an ogre and wishes that he can go back to being a fearful ogre again. A new villain Rumpkensin gives श्रेक a contract to be an ogre for the day. But when श्रेक signs it he is sent back in time to where he was...
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posted by chocolate18

2."Ogre Hunters/Fairytale Deathcamp"
3."Donkey Meets Shrek"     
4."Eating Alone"     
5."Uninvited Guests"     
6."March of Farquaad"     
7."The Perfect King"     
8."Welcome to Duloc"     
9."Tournament Speech"     
10."What Kind of Quest"     
11."Dragon!/Fiona Awakens"     
12."One of a Kind Knight"     
13."Saving Donkey's Ass"     
14."Escape from the Dragon"     ...
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Okey so I first saw श्रेक back in 2001, which is all about a green ogre who lives in a swamp and he befriends this talking donkey named well Donkey. Of course the two of them go on an adventure to rescue a princess who is AN OGRE I MAY ADD ,as she was under a spell to become an ogre whenever the sun goes down. Personally I like all of the श्रेक फिल्में but the 3rd one was funnier and the 2nd one why आप may ask because of Puss in Boots voiced द्वारा Antonio Bandreas.

Featuring an all तारा, स्टार cast from funnymen Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz, Rupert Evertt (that man makes me laugh as the...
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It was my 16th birthday. All I wanted was to see Shrek. When i told my parents what I wanted, they laughed and called me a queer. I cried as they beat me mercilessly with my pet potato. All of a sudden, श्रेक bursted through my window. He through my parents into our fireplace. The smell of my parents filled my nostrils. I thank Shrek. He whispers into my ear, "I'm making waffles, वेफल्स now". He puts me on my knees and he shoves his massive ogre privates in my mouth. I can barely breathe but I carry on. I was nearly choking when he filled my mouth with his love. I felt like I was drowning but i would never say no to Shrek. We are all Shrek's children. श्रेक watch over us all. श्रेक is love, श्रेक is life.
posted by Okami_Amaterasu
 श्रेक Forever After
Shrek Forever After
श्रेक has become a domesticated family man. Instead of scaring villagers away like he used to, the now-reluctant ogre agrees to autograph pitch forks. Longing for the days when he felt like a "real ogre," श्रेक is tricked into signing a pact with the smooth-talking dealmaker, Rumpelstiltskin. श्रेक suddenly finds himself in a twisted, alternate version of Far Far Away, where ogres are hunted, Rumplestiltskin is king and श्रेक and Fiona (Cameron Diaz) have never met. Now, it's up to श्रेक to undo all of Rumpelstiltskin's mischief in the hopes of saving his friends, restoring his world and reclaiming his one True प्यार and family.
I was only 9 years old.
I loved श्रेक so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.
I pray to श्रेक every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given.
"Shrek is love" I say; "Shrek is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot.
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Shrek.
I called him a cunt.
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now, and my face hurts.
I lay in बिस्तर and it's really cold.
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me.
It's Shrek.
I am so happy.
He whispers into my ear "This is my swamp."
He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me down onto my hands...
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posted by Dan_07
"The Best Part About Shrek"

My प्रिय part about श्रेक is that the one FUNNY animated character is Donkey!! Donkey is played as Eddie Murfy.He can sing. He can kinda fly. And he can probably make anyone laugh! And get this, he can talk. A talking donkey. Totally COOL!! श्रेक is Donkey's best friend. Kinda. In half the श्रेक movie, Donkey is Shrek's bff, but for the other half, Donkey is not Shrek's bff. At the end things work out and as आप know, there is A happy ending! श्रेक try's to save Princess Fiona and than Princess Fiona is not too happy about 3 things. #1. She find's out Shek is an Oger, #2. She wanted Lord Farquard to rescue her. and #3. श्रेक ends up having to carry Princes Fiona. But this is the order of how I think they are funny. #1. Donkey, #2. Shrek, #3. Fiona, #4. Gingerbread Baby, #5. Lord Farquar, #6. Dragon, #7. The little mice that come to Shrek's swamp. Well those are my प्रिय charcters listed in order! Thats all I have to say.