Robotnik is trying to kill me, and Sexy.... Again.

Sean: Why are आप trying to kill us?
Robotnik: Because आप won't let me तारीख, दिनांक that lady hedgehog.
Sexy: आप want me dead, because आप want to तारीख, दिनांक me?
Robotnik: I want आप dead, because I can't तारीख, दिनांक you.
Sean: Sorry Doctor. Sexy loves me, and not you. It's something you're gonna have to live with.
Robotnik: I'll live with it alright. Once I kill you-
Sexy: *Shoots Robotnik*
Robotnik: *Falls asleep*
Sean: Did आप shoot him with a tranquilizer?
Sexy: Yeah.

The floating machine that Robotnik was sitting in then went into autopilot, and took him back...

Shortly after Sonic left, Sexy went inside her house.

Sexy: Where am I going to get a car? *turns on TV*
Rouge: Hi there. Are आप looking for a car? Then come on down to the Sexy Used Car Dealership. We have many sexy cars here such as this 1960 Fiat 500. And there's also this 1954 Citroen 2CV-
Sexy: *turns off TV* Sean wouldn't want to तारीख, दिनांक me if I had a car like that *looks at money* I don't have much though, and Sonic कहा I need a car. I might as well get one.

So Sexy went to Rouge's Sexy Used Car Dealership

Rouge: Hi Sexy.
Sexy: हे Rouge. How are you?
Rouge: Good. So, Sonic tells me you're...

Sean The Hedgehog presents

a fanfic starring Sexy The Hedgehog

It was a sunny दिन in Mobius. Sexy was with her friends, Sean, Shadow, and Sonic. The four hedgehogs were having a picnic at the park

Sexy: *sets up blanket*
Sean: *sets up chairs*
Sonic: *carrying basket of food*
Shadow: *doing nothing*
Sean: हे Shadow? Do आप mind helping us out here?
Shadow: Yes. Get to work my slaves.
Sean: *rolls eyes*
Sexy: Ok, everything is all set up.
Sonic: Sweet. I'm having a chili dog.
Sean: Me too.
Sexy: Same here.
Shadow: I'm not. I just came to see आप set up. Chaos control *leaves*
Sonic: Wow. Shadow can...

Sexy was working at Rouge The Bat's Sexy Car Dealership. But the cars weren't sexy at all. Most of them were small cars painted pink, and had very poor reliability, meaning that they broke down easy.

Girl 41: *Looking around dealership*
Sexy: Hi. What can I help आप with?
Girl 41: Yeah, do आप have any Volkswagens?
Sexy: We have a 1955 Bug, I'll दिखाना it to you.
Girl 41: *Excited* Perfect. Thank you.
Sexy: *Walks to the 1955 Beetle* Here आप go. Average sexy car from Rouge's sexy car dealership. गुलाबी paintjob, an engine with poor reliability, and only 21 horsepower.
Girl 41: The less horsepower,...

I went to Rouge's Sexy car dealership, and wanted to talk to Rouge.

Rouge: We got Fiats, 70% off. All the poor reliability y'all could ask for.
Sean: *Walks in front of Rouge*
Rouge: Howdy.
Sean: Sexy tells me that आप harassed her yesterday.
Rouge: I did not. She came up to me, and fucked my butt.
Sean: Don't lie to me. She says आप sexually harassed her just so she could get और money working for you.
Rouge: It was the other way around.
Sean: No it wasn't. Since आप harassed my girlfriend, आप will pay her और money. Twice the rate of what she's currently getting.
Rouge: I can't do that....

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It was a sunny दिन in Mobius. Sexy was with her friends, Sean, Shadow, and Sonic. The four hedgehogs were having a picnic at the park

Sexy: *sets up blanket*
Sean: *sets up chairs*
Sonic: *carrying basket of food*
Shadow: *doing nothing*
Sean: हे Shadow? Do आप mind helping us out here?
Shadow: Yes. Get to work my slaves.
Sean: *rolls eyes*
Sexy: Ok, everything is all set up.
Sonic: Sweet. I'm having a chili dog.
Sean: Me too.
Sexy: Same here.
Shadow: I'm not. I just came to see आप set up. Chaos control *leaves*
Sonic: Wow. Shadow can be an ass...

When the picnic finished, Robotnik was asleep.

Decoe: *looking through binoculars* Dr. Robotnik?
Robotnik: *Wakes up* Aah, what?! I just had a great view of destroying Mobius.
Bocoe: Yeah, that would be a great view.
Robotnik: Shut up. We must follow her.
Sexy: *goes into Sonic's car*
Sonic: *starts car*
Sexy: Please don't drive too fast.
Sonic: Oh don't worry. There's no such thing as too fast! *floors it*
Robotnik: Uhm, we've got to follow Sonic instead.
Decoe: But he has a fast car.
Robotnik: So do we! Get me my Mercedez!

Sonic was driving very fast, but didn't know Dr. Robotnik was following...

I was laying on a सोफ़ा, सोफे in my house. The only person there besides me was Sexy. She was sitting द्वारा my side.

Sexy: Is there anything I can do to make आप feel better?
Sean: Well there is one thing.
Sexy: Just tell me. I'll do whatever आप want.
Sean: I would like आप to give me a blowjob, and put your breasts around my dick while आप suck on it.
Sexy: Okay. *Takes off dress, and has no clothing on*
Sean: आप really look beautiful without anything on.
Sexy: *Giggles* If only it wasn't illegal to walk around town naked.
Sean: *Laughs*
Sexy: *Puts her breasts around Sean's dick. She moves them up,...

Sexy arrived at her house just in time for the date.

Sean: *Arrives in his car*
Sexy: Sean, आप made it.
Sean: Yeah. Where did आप come from?
Sexy: I was just getting things for our date.
Sean: Ah good. So, where should we go?
Sexy: I'm going to let आप choose.
Sean: Why don't we go back to the park? And, we'll take my car.
Sexy: Oh, uh I thought we had to take mine.
Sean: No, I'm pretty sure you'd rather want to be in my car.
Sexy: Yes. Thank you.
Sean: I'll let आप drive.
Sexy: Oh, I don't think I should-
Sean: Nonsense. You're good, right?
Sexy: Ok. I'll try.

So we both walk into my car, and Sexy...

Sexy was driving to her home. She thought the Fiat was a little too small. Even though the सीट was moved back as far as possible, her huge breasts were pressing against the steering wheel.

Sexy: *driving 40 miles an hour* This is the चोटी, शीर्ष speed. Wow.

Pretty soon, she saw a huge पहाड़ी, हिल that had to be driven over.

Sexy: *floors it* It's going slower.

The road was paved, but that didn't help. Her car was going slower, and slower.

Sexy: I'm almost at the top.

And just when her car was about to go over, it wouldn't go any further.

Sexy: *Floors it* Oh no.

The wheels just kept spinning

Sexy: *Continues...

Previously, Shadow was making an attempt to kill me, but Sexy comes to the rescue

Sexy: Drop your gun, and let Sean out of that cage.
Shadow: Just because you're a girl doesn't mean I'm going to go easy on you.
Sexy: आप don't have too. *Kicks Shadow*
Shadow: *drops gun*
Sexy: *dives for gun*
Shadow: *Pushes Sexy away from gun*
Sean: Come on Sexy, get him!
Sexy: *Punches Shadow*
Shadow: *Grabs Sexy's boobies*
Sexy: Uhm. *Staring at Shadow's hands* आप did not just grab my breasts.
Shadow: What? They're huge.
Sexy: *Knocks out Shadow* Hang in there Sean, I'll save you. *grabs keys*
Robotnik: *Arrives...

There was a fight going on in Robotnik's base. Robotnik was making plans to launch nuclear missiles at an orphanage, but me, Sonic, and Sexy weren't going to let that happen.

Robotnik: Get rid of those three hedgehogs immediately!
Nazi Captain: We are doing everything we can Mein Fuehrer. They have powerful weapons.
Robotnik: Then dodge their fire. It's very easy.
Nazi Captain: Jawohl. *Salutes* Heil Robotnik.
Robotnik: Get out there now!
Sean: *Shooting Nazis*
Sonic: There's a lot of them.
Sean: It's a good thing I got my machine gun.
Sexy: How much time do we have left?
Sean: *Checks watch* Seven...

Near us were some bushes. Behind those bushes was Robotnik.

Robotnik: Nien! आप can't have sex with her!
Sean: *Stops* Did आप hear something?
Sexy: Yeah.
Robotnik: *Arrives* Sorry, taking back my girlfriend! *Kidnaps Sexy*
Sexy: What?!
Sean: Don't worry Sexy. I'll save you!
Decoe: Oh no आप won't *Knocks out Sean*

So without me to save Sexy, how would she get out of this situation?

Sexy: *Tied up*
Robotnik: As आप probably noticed, we have आप hanging very high above the ground.
Sexy: And what are आप going to do?
Robotnik: Drop you. If I can't have you, nobody can.
Sexy: Come on. I'm a pretty girl....