Song: link
Victoria: *Going fast as she pulls a freight train*
Orion: I think I'm drinking too much booze. I just saw a train with a face.
Sean: *Appears behind him* How about a talking hedgehog?
Orion: *Screams, and runs away as fast as he can*
Mortomis: *Laughs* I'm glad you're in my दिखाना Sean. Now, it's time for me to be the host again for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean: Not my stories unfortunately.
Mortomis: We have On The Block, and The Adventures of इंद्रधनुष Dash for आप in our सेकंड segment for this week.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW साल ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some बंदूकों into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I प्यार Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: All आप do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their नितंब, गधा off just so they can watch a ball हटाइए down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!
Master Sword: Let's make this quick before we get arrested!
Tom: Right. Today's crossover parody is Into The Hoods.
Master Sword: We're combining a gay musical with a violent movie about African Equestrians.
Tom: In other words, we're combining Into The Woods with Boyz N The Hood.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Enjoy.
Into The Hoods
Starring Tom Foolery as Tre
Saten Twist as Doughboy Darren
Master Sword as Ricky
Aina as Little Red Riding हुड, डाकू
Sunny as सिंडरेला
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Mr. Baker
Snow Wonder as Baker's Wife
Annie as Witch
South Central Los Angeles, 1991
Darren: Man, I will do anything to get my hooves on some weed right now.
Tre: आप always want weed man. It's not good for you.
Ricky: I just want to know why a bunch of white crackers like us are playing as a bunch of African Equestrians.
Tre: Low budget.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: *Driving a car*
Darren: Yo. What the hell do they want?
Cinderella: We challenge आप to a gangfight.
Darren: A bunch of bitches?
Tre: Shouldn't आप be cleaning floors, and getting abused द्वारा your step mother?
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: Parking lot, midnight.
Ricky: What parking lot?
Darren: And which midnight?
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: Midnight tonight!
Little Red Riding Hood: And the parking lot that's closest to your house! *Drives away*
Everyone in Little Red Riding Hood's car begins to sing
Little Red Riding Hood: We have challenged three stallions to a gangfight.
Cinderella: We will beat three stallions at a gangfight.
Mr. Baker: I don't know why we're गाना about a gangfight.
Audience: *Laughing*
Baker's Wife: I thought म्यूज़िकल्स were all about pleasant things.
Witch: Who cares? Let's kill them!
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: I don't know why we're गाना in the first place.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cinderella: I don't know how we ended up in the same story.
Mr. Baker: It's so everyone in डिज़्नी could create an excuse to jack off to so many girls at once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cinderella: Of course. I'm in a musical, I forgot what's it called, but I'm also in it with Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel, my step mother, and my step sisters, and Jack's mother, and a witch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: I'm thankful आप didn't call me a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: We finally made a rhyme with two different words in a song that doesn't make any sense! *Crashes into a truck* And we just crashed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Thankfully, no one survived the crash, and everything related to the movie Into The Woods was destroyed.
The End
On the अगला part of this episode
Annie watches Annie.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on सड़क, स्ट्रीट corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing अगला to Double Scoop*
Tom: और ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands अगला to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 10: My New Year's Resolution
Annie was walking through a park when she met Sunny.
Annie: Why is it that everytime I walk through the exact same spot in this park, I always meet आप here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: *Rolls her eyes while smiling* Stalker!
Annie: Where?
Sunny: I was referring to myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Well don't do that, आप scared me.
Sunny: Oh well. Nopony is perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Say, wanna watch Annie with me?
Annie: Don't we need a mirror for that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: I'm talking about the movie.
Annie: I don't think it's available to watch in theaters yet.
Sunny: The 1982 version.
Annie: Oh no thanks, I hate Ronald Reagan.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: It takes place in the Great Depression.
Annie: And I also hate Herbert Hoover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Is there any president आप don't hate?
Annie: Who killed Abraham Lunicorn?
Sunny: John Wilkes Booth, but he wasn't a president.
Annie: Then why did he kill Abraham?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Let's just watch that movie.
They end up at Sunny's house, where a टेलीविज़न is set on a तालिका, टेबल अगला to a big collection of फिल्में on Casette tapes.
Annie: *Looking at movies* Nice. आप have a wonderful collection of फिल्में here. The Hunt For Red October, Spaceballs, Kelly's Heroes-
Sunny: If you're finished obsessing over my movies, I'll get Annie set up.
Annie: Get me set up for what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: I'm talking about the movie!
Annie: What movie?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Seriously? आप forgot? Annie, the musical!
Annie: Oh. I don't think that movie came out in theaters yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Oh my god, I'm not going through this again. *Gets Annie the movie, and puts it in the VCR*
Two hours later.
Sunny: Well? What did आप think?
Annie: That was good. I especially liked Carol Burnett's performance.
Sunny: Have आप seen her in any other movies?
Annie: No, but I did see her as a special guest तारा, स्टार in Hawaii Five-O.
Sunny: No kidding. We made a crossover parody of that दिखाना in the पूर्व episode.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Coming up next, it's the newest skit, The Movie Studio.
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
Previously in The Movie Studio
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
* * *
Director Nick: I want all of आप to prepare for the अगला scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want आप to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
* * *
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, या mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to प्रॉप room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here आप are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the प्यार of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. And this is the something/someone.
Roxy: *Runs into studio* Director Nick!
Director Nick: Either she wants to have sex with me, या something serious happened.
Audience: *Laughing*
Roxy: Sir, we don't have enough actors for this movie we're about to produce.
Director: Well what are आप telling me this for? Go find some ponies, and hire them as actors.
Roxy: *Sees Louis* What about this pony?
Director Nick: Him? Forget it. He doesn't want to be an actor.
Louis: Well, now that आप mention it...
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Oh no! I told आप to leave this studio, and you're leaving!
Roxy: Let him try sir. How much harm could that do?
Director Nick: Tons of harm! We need professionals, not some बिना सोचे समझे ponies that appear out of nowhere!
Connor: Well, I was some बिना सोचे समझे टट्टू that appeared out of nowhere, and आप hired me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Shut up. I'm thinking about something.
Roxy: Think faster sir, we need to find another actor quickly.
Director Nick: Alright, let the kid give it a go.
Louis: It's Louis sir.
Director Nick: What did आप say?
Louis: My name is Louis.
Director Nick: Alright Loser.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Get out there, and be an actor.
Roxy: Just follow me.
Louis starred in the movie, and made a few new friends. During the premiere of the new film...
Mason: I प्यार this.
Leah: We're did really good.
Tobias: Compared to me, आप were all lousy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: Ah shut up Toby.
Louis: I liked this film we starred in, especially the title.
Leah: Yeah, I like it too. What is this movie called again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: On The Block.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Classroom
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Gary, Brianna, and James were standing द्वारा the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.
Gary: It looks great. What do आप two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about आप James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If आप don't start laughing, I'll kick आप out of here, and आप won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Walks into classroom* What have we here?
Gary: We made a masterpiece.
Ms. Schultz: Of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Do आप know why they call these things chalkboards?
Brianna: Actually, they're called blackboards.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: First of all, they call these things chalkboards, because you're supposed to write down stuff on here using chalk. Nothing else. Also, before आप painted on this thing, it was green, not black.
Gary: Now it's even better then green. It's red, yellow, blue, orange, brown, and-
Ms. Schultz: I am not interested in what रंग are on there. Why did आप even paint on here?
Gary: We made a mural. आप know how some ponies create stories with their murals? Well this is our story, the history of Ms. Schultz's classroom.
Ms. Schultz: How come I see a griffon wearing a Nazi uniform?
James: Oh, that's Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: We figured that since आप two had the same last names, one of आप would time travel, and meet up with each other.
James: Together, आप would see, here, and know nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Well I can't know nothing, otherwise I wouldn't be a teacher.
Gary: Sure आप would. You'd just be dumber then आप are now.
Ms. Schultz: What would आप do if I wasn't teaching you?
Gary: I'd personally take over for you. And, *Gets a paintbrush with grey paint*
James: *Whistling taps*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary started to paint Ms. Schultz's grave द्वारा the school.
Ms. Schultz: आप think I would die?
Gary: Actually it was Sunny's idea.
Sunny: *Sleeping, but wakes up* What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: And you'd take over for me if I died.
Gary: Yep.
Ms. Schultz: आप wouldn't last an entire दिन as a teacher.
Gary: Oh yes I would. I'll do it right now.
Ms. Schultz: Okay. *Goes to Gary's desk, and sits down* What do we do first Mr. Gary?
Gary: First, we get rid of Lauren.
Lauren: Why me?
Gary: Because आप smell like shit, and nopony wants to deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: I do not!
Ms. Schultz: He's actually right, आप do smell bad.
Lauren: *Stands up, and walks towards the door*
Ms. Schultz: Where do आप think you're going?
Lauren: To the principal. I'm going to tell him that you, and Gary are bullying me.
At the Principal's office.
Principal: आप smell like shit. Get back to class.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: Ugh. *Leaves principal's office, and goes back to class*
Meanwhile in the classroom.
Gary: We are not getting rid of the mural.
Ms. Schultz: Why not?
Gary: Because it's not right. आप just don't get rid of murals. Did आप ever see that mural downtown? Nopony tried to get rid of that.
Ms. Schultz: No, but it was vandalized.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: It doesn't mean they got rid of it.
Lauren: *Returns to class*
Gary: What are आप doing back here?
Lauren: The principal told me to come back here, because he is also making fun of me. How much did आप pay him to say the same thing you, and Gary said?
Ms. Schultz: I didn't pay him anything.
Lauren: Then my life sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Now in our lesson we were going over, multiplication is done द्वारा adding a number द्वारा itself a certain amount of times. For instance, 6 times 3 equals 18, because आप are adding 6 द्वारा itself three times.
Maria: Didn't we already learn this?
Gary: Yeah, but if आप don't pay attention, you'll fail!
Maria: But we already learned about it.
Gary: I don't care!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Rolls her eyes* So far so good.
Coming up next, it's नितंब, गधा नितंब, गधा Inn.
नितंब, गधा नितंब, गधा Inn
Starring इंद्रधनुष Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
A टट्टू arrived at the नितंब, गधा नितंब, गधा Inn with mail.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one और letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There आप are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if आप don't ma******te in that video, I'll दिखाना everypony in here an embarrassing चित्र of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing चित्र is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: आप know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are आप talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are आप accusing us of sending आप that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if आप want, we could protect आप from whoever sent आप that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know आप guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted आप guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for आप in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: आप could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*
After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting अगला to a delivery van.
Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench कोट Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse
Flashback
Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!
End flashback.
Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench कोट टट्टू 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench कोट Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench कोट ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench कोट टट्टू 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot द्वारा trench कोट pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench कोट Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench कोट Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his फ्रेंड्स aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: आप weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did आप get into my car?
Mercury: द्वारा लोकप्रिय demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing आप did दिखाना up out of nowhere.
अगला day.
Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill आप anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since आप have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing चित्र I promised to bring in.
Marisa: आप never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd दिखाना it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game दिखाना wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Saten Twist as Will Ferrell (He is dressed as himself)
Special guest star, Shredder Dash as himself
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. This is our first episode of 2015, and already things have gone completely wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'd like to once again remind everypony here to refrain the use of swear words.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. In first place with three dollars is Will Ferrell.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: The very first contestant on our दिखाना to score a positive ammount of money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I feel like I had your job once, but I can't remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Perhaps that's because आप played as me in the Celebrity Jeopardy skit द्वारा Saturday Night Live.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In third place with negative $68,000... *Sighs* Sean, the hedgehog.
Audience: Woooo!!!! *Clapping*
Sean: आप won't get away with this shit आप bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What did I just say? What did I tell आप about swear words?
Sean: That they're fun to use, especiallly when you're p***ing someone off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's.... Just.... Great.... And finally, the गिटार player, and singer for the rock & roll band Green Hay, is Shredder Dash.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Shredder: आप forgot to say that I was the brother of the Element Of Loyalty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And आप have negative $41,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Now let's हटाइए onto Double Jeopardy. The categories are...
Potent Potables
Plumbers named Mario
Ponies On The Rails
Things that start with the letter P
Things आप should put in your mouth
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm not sure what that category is doing up there, so let's just pretend it's not there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on.
फिल्में द्वारा डिज़्नी
And finally, states that begin in Wyom
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Will Ferrell, you're in first place, so the board is yours.
Will: Uh, yeah.. I'm thinking about it.. Let me think.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Sean, why don't आप pick?
Will: Hey, I'm not done!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Well hurry up. I gotta insult Trebek sooner, या later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I want it to be sooner.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And I want it to be later. Now Mr. Ferrell, please hurry up.
Will: Okay, I'll take 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For which category?
Will: Uh, let's go for Things that start with the letter B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That letter is P, not B.
Will: Then I'm gonna make it a B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: *Grabs a marker, and write the letter B over P*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please get back to your podium.
Will: Okay. I'm finished. *Goes back to his podium*
Alex: Things that start with P for 800. And the answer is, The word आड़ू, पीच starts with this letter.
Will: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Ferrell?
Will: The correct answer is Mario, he is Peach's boyfriend.
The audience laughed, and the wrong घंटी, बेल buzzed.
Alex: आप didn't choose the Plumbers named Mario category, so that's incorrect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: I'll दिखाना आप a आड़ू, पीच Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looking at Sean* Oh god. That's not a peach, and आप know it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer of course is P. The word आड़ू, पीच starts with a P. Mr. Ferrell it's still your board, but since you're a slow thinker, I'll let Sean choose the board.
Sean: THE दिन IS MINE!!
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
Sean: I'll take Things आप should put in your mouth for 1,000.
Alex: I told आप to ignore that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh god. Things आप should put in your mouth for 1,000. And the answer is, This thing आप should put in your mouth can be found on a table.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, what?
Sean: If your grand daughter was looking at a table, and was deciding what to put in her mouth, she'd go for me. Or, at least one part of my body located between my legs.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Alex: Okay, that's disgusting. Someone else, please answer.
Shredder: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Dash?
Shredder: A candle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why would आप put that in your mouth?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was food. आप should always put this in your mouth, especially when you're hungry.
Sean: Your grand daughter was hungry when she decided to put my d**k in her mouth.
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: And now, for the toughest part of the job. Final Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Grabs paper with final jeopardy category* The category is... आप know what? *Rips up paper*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This is the category आप will work on for final jeopardy. What would आप do with a million dollars?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There's no way आप can mess this one up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Because आप can do anything with a million dollars. आप could buy a fancy sports car, या a mansion. या if आप were Sean, आप would hire fifty assassins to kill me.
Audience: *Laughing*
The timer rang.
Alex: Alright, let's see what आप would blow your million bucks on. *Walks to Will's podium* Mr. Ferrell, आप wrote down.. Absolutely nothing.
Will: Shut up, I'm thinking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I still haven't decided what I wanted.
Alex: आप ran out of time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on, to Sean The Hedgehog. आप wrote down- *Looks at a picture of himself getting his head blown off द्वारा Sean with a .44 magnum*
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: I don't even think I wanna see your wager.
Sean: Well too bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: आप wagered, Death to Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Finally, let's see what Shredder Dash would do with a million dollars. Buy a big hot tub that was as tall as the Empire State Building.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shredder: That would just be badass, and I would play there all दिन with my band.
Alex: I can't believe that shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Hey, आप broke your own no swearing rule!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And now the दिखाना is over. This has been our first, and last episode of 2015. Goodbye.
Audience: *Clapping*
Back on the block.
Master Sword: Well, this episode has been really interesting.
Tom: I'm still getting over the fact that we played as three black gangsters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: With Saten Twist? I'll never forget that.
Tom: Now it's time for our brony of the month. January, 2015. The brony of the महीना award goes to... Jade_23!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Master Sword: She is the best pegasister in the world.
Tom: What would this club do without her? Before becoming Jade_23, she was known as Applejackrocks.
Master Sword: Back then, she wrote lots of articles, and made many awesome roleplays.
Tom: And now she's back. We hope she stays here forever.
Master Sword: Everyone loves आप Jade.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: And that's all the time we have for our show. See आप later folks.
The End
Song (Start at 3:16): link
Mortomis: Man I प्यार being in that show, and I also like hosting the S.S.S.S. Sadly though, it's coming to an end. However, we still have one और दिखाना for आप tonight. The Adventures of इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Theme song >> link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of इंद्रधनुष Dash
Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, इंद्रधनुष Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 4
The Race To Save Pinkie Pie
Everything just seemed like an ordinary day, until
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप know what's better than chocolate?
Pinkie Pie: What?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Nothing. चॉकलेट is the best flavor for ice cream ever.
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Discord: *Appears out of nowhere* What have we here? I duo of best फ्रेंड्स talking about Ice-Cream? Well *Kidnaps Pinkie* Not anymore. आप must race me in order to save Pinkie.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Is that it?
Discord: No. आप must lose the race in order to save your friend's life.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: That's it?
Discord: *Shakes head yes*
The race would start at Ponyville, and go to Sweet सेब Acres. Karl, and Kyle were holding Pinkie Pie hostage in the barn.
Crowd: *Cheering* इंद्रधनुष Dash, इंद्रधनुष Dash!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: If only they knew that I have to lose in order to save Pinkie's life.
Flag Pony: Are आप ready?
Discord: Yes, let us go already!
Flag Pony: Fine! *Waves green flag*
Discord: *Running*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *About to pass Discord*
Discord: No! Remember what will happen to Pinkie if आप win.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Goes slower*
Discord: *Getting in front* Hahahahaha!
At the खलिहान
Pinkie Pie: Where's Screwball?
Karl: Shut up.
Pinkie Pie: I just asked आप a question.
Kyle: *Slaps Pinkie Pie*
Karl: You're not allowed to talk anymore.
Back at the race
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Sadly walking*
बिना सोचे समझे Pony: Come on Dash! आप can do it!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I can't. If I win, Discord kills Pinkie Pie.
बिना सोचे समझे Pony: But, you're the fastest टट्टू in the world. आप don't need to listen to Discord.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Hey, you're right. I have to save Pinkie! *Flying fast*
बिना सोचे समझे Pony: Go इंद्रधनुष Dash!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Flies past Discord*
Discord: *Grabs walkie talkie* Kill Pinkie Pie.
Karl: But the race ain't over yet.
Discord: I don't care, do it!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Passes finish line*
Kyle: *Grabs gun*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Punches Kyle*
Karl: *grabs knife*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Kicks Karl*
Karl: *Flies into wall*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Unties Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Danke.
Kyle: *Stands up and hits इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oof! *Falls*
Kyle: आप made a big mistake. *Kicks इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Ah!
Pinkie Pie: Don't hurt my friend! *Knocks out Kyle*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Ugh *rubs head* Thanks.
Pinkie Pie: You're welcome.
The two फ्रेंड्स left the barn, just before Discord arrived.
Discord: Well, आप messed up a perfectly good plan.
Karl: Sorry sir.
Kyle: We tried our best.
Discord: और like your worst. Screwball would've done better than you!
Kyle: Whatever, just say your catch phrase.
Discord: What catch phrase?
Karl: आप know, the thing आप always say when इंद्रधनुष Dash beats you.
Discord: I only कहा it once, but... I HATE THAT PEGASUS!!
While Discord was being angry, इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Pinkie Pie went to get ice cream.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप know what's better than chocolate?
Pinkie Pie: What?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Nothing. चॉकलेट is the best flavor for ice cream ever.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. Wait, we already had this coversation.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oh yeah. Soooooooooo, the end!
She's right.
The End
Song: (Start at 3:50): link
Mortomis: I have got to see if I can be the host again for अगला week. If not, well, at least I tried. See आप अगला week everyone.
Victoria: *Going fast as she pulls a freight train*
Orion: I think I'm drinking too much booze. I just saw a train with a face.
Sean: *Appears behind him* How about a talking hedgehog?
Orion: *Screams, and runs away as fast as he can*
Mortomis: *Laughs* I'm glad you're in my दिखाना Sean. Now, it's time for me to be the host again for Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
Sean: Not my stories unfortunately.
Mortomis: We have On The Block, and The Adventures of इंद्रधनुष Dash for आप in our सेकंड segment for this week.
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW साल ASSHOLES!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some बंदूकों into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I प्यार Austrian guns!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: All आप do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their नितंब, गधा off just so they can watch a ball हटाइए down.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!
Master Sword: Let's make this quick before we get arrested!
Tom: Right. Today's crossover parody is Into The Hoods.
Master Sword: We're combining a gay musical with a violent movie about African Equestrians.
Tom: In other words, we're combining Into The Woods with Boyz N The Hood.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Enjoy.
Into The Hoods
Starring Tom Foolery as Tre
Saten Twist as Doughboy Darren
Master Sword as Ricky
Aina as Little Red Riding हुड, डाकू
Sunny as सिंडरेला
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Mr. Baker
Snow Wonder as Baker's Wife
Annie as Witch
South Central Los Angeles, 1991
Darren: Man, I will do anything to get my hooves on some weed right now.
Tre: आप always want weed man. It's not good for you.
Ricky: I just want to know why a bunch of white crackers like us are playing as a bunch of African Equestrians.
Tre: Low budget.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: *Driving a car*
Darren: Yo. What the hell do they want?
Cinderella: We challenge आप to a gangfight.
Darren: A bunch of bitches?
Tre: Shouldn't आप be cleaning floors, and getting abused द्वारा your step mother?
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: Parking lot, midnight.
Ricky: What parking lot?
Darren: And which midnight?
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: Midnight tonight!
Little Red Riding Hood: And the parking lot that's closest to your house! *Drives away*
Everyone in Little Red Riding Hood's car begins to sing
Little Red Riding Hood: We have challenged three stallions to a gangfight.
Cinderella: We will beat three stallions at a gangfight.
Mr. Baker: I don't know why we're गाना about a gangfight.
Audience: *Laughing*
Baker's Wife: I thought म्यूज़िकल्स were all about pleasant things.
Witch: Who cares? Let's kill them!
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: I don't know why we're गाना in the first place.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cinderella: I don't know how we ended up in the same story.
Mr. Baker: It's so everyone in डिज़्नी could create an excuse to jack off to so many girls at once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Cinderella: Of course. I'm in a musical, I forgot what's it called, but I'm also in it with Red Riding Hood, Rapunzel, my step mother, and my step sisters, and Jack's mother, and a witch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Witch: I'm thankful आप didn't call me a bitch.
Audience: *Laughing*
Little Red Riding Hood: We finally made a rhyme with two different words in a song that doesn't make any sense! *Crashes into a truck* And we just crashed.
Audience: *Laughing*
Thankfully, no one survived the crash, and everything related to the movie Into The Woods was destroyed.
The End
On the अगला part of this episode
Annie watches Annie.
Theme Song: link
Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on सड़क, स्ट्रीट corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing अगला to Double Scoop*
Tom: और ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands अगला to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*
Episode 10: My New Year's Resolution
Annie was walking through a park when she met Sunny.
Annie: Why is it that everytime I walk through the exact same spot in this park, I always meet आप here?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: *Rolls her eyes while smiling* Stalker!
Annie: Where?
Sunny: I was referring to myself.
Audience: *Laughing*
Annie: Well don't do that, आप scared me.
Sunny: Oh well. Nopony is perfect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Say, wanna watch Annie with me?
Annie: Don't we need a mirror for that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: I'm talking about the movie.
Annie: I don't think it's available to watch in theaters yet.
Sunny: The 1982 version.
Annie: Oh no thanks, I hate Ronald Reagan.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: It takes place in the Great Depression.
Annie: And I also hate Herbert Hoover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Is there any president आप don't hate?
Annie: Who killed Abraham Lunicorn?
Sunny: John Wilkes Booth, but he wasn't a president.
Annie: Then why did he kill Abraham?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Let's just watch that movie.
They end up at Sunny's house, where a टेलीविज़न is set on a तालिका, टेबल अगला to a big collection of फिल्में on Casette tapes.
Annie: *Looking at movies* Nice. आप have a wonderful collection of फिल्में here. The Hunt For Red October, Spaceballs, Kelly's Heroes-
Sunny: If you're finished obsessing over my movies, I'll get Annie set up.
Annie: Get me set up for what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: I'm talking about the movie!
Annie: What movie?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Seriously? आप forgot? Annie, the musical!
Annie: Oh. I don't think that movie came out in theaters yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Oh my god, I'm not going through this again. *Gets Annie the movie, and puts it in the VCR*
Two hours later.
Sunny: Well? What did आप think?
Annie: That was good. I especially liked Carol Burnett's performance.
Sunny: Have आप seen her in any other movies?
Annie: No, but I did see her as a special guest तारा, स्टार in Hawaii Five-O.
Sunny: No kidding. We made a crossover parody of that दिखाना in the पूर्व episode.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Coming up next, it's the newest skit, The Movie Studio.
The Movie Studio
Starring
Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah
Previously in The Movie Studio
Louis: *Walking to school* I only have five days left.. As well as another school year.
Audience: *Laughing*
Bullies: *Chasing Louis* We're gonna get you!
Louis: Uh oh! *Running away from bullies*
Bullies: He's getting away!
Louis: I know this is ninety years in the past, but... *Grabs teleporter* Deus ex machima, activate!
* * *
Director Nick: I want all of आप to prepare for the अगला scene.
Leah: Is that all?
Director Nick: No. I also want आप to shut up!
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: *Arrives* Hello? Is there anypony here working on movies?
Director Nick: *Walks to Louis* Who the f**k are you?
Louis: My name is Louis. What's yours?
Director Nick: Director Nick.
Louis: Fury?
Audience: *Laughing*
* * *
Director Nick: I didn't explain enough to you. This movie takes place in the Great War.
Louis: *Looks around studio* I don't see any trenches, या mortars.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: That's because it takes place when Connor's character is on leave. Find his gun!
Louis: *Goes to प्रॉप room, and returns with a Tommygun* Here आप are cheif.
Director Nick: Wrong wrong wrong! They didn't have those until '22.
Louis: Twenty two what?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: For the प्यार of... I give up, get outta here.
But something, and someone will prevent Louis from leaving the movie business. And this is the something/someone.
Roxy: *Runs into studio* Director Nick!
Director Nick: Either she wants to have sex with me, या something serious happened.
Audience: *Laughing*
Roxy: Sir, we don't have enough actors for this movie we're about to produce.
Director: Well what are आप telling me this for? Go find some ponies, and hire them as actors.
Roxy: *Sees Louis* What about this pony?
Director Nick: Him? Forget it. He doesn't want to be an actor.
Louis: Well, now that आप mention it...
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Oh no! I told आप to leave this studio, and you're leaving!
Roxy: Let him try sir. How much harm could that do?
Director Nick: Tons of harm! We need professionals, not some बिना सोचे समझे ponies that appear out of nowhere!
Connor: Well, I was some बिना सोचे समझे टट्टू that appeared out of nowhere, and आप hired me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Shut up. I'm thinking about something.
Roxy: Think faster sir, we need to find another actor quickly.
Director Nick: Alright, let the kid give it a go.
Louis: It's Louis sir.
Director Nick: What did आप say?
Louis: My name is Louis.
Director Nick: Alright Loser.
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Get out there, and be an actor.
Roxy: Just follow me.
Louis starred in the movie, and made a few new friends. During the premiere of the new film...
Mason: I प्यार this.
Leah: We're did really good.
Tobias: Compared to me, आप were all lousy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mason: Ah shut up Toby.
Louis: I liked this film we starred in, especially the title.
Leah: Yeah, I like it too. What is this movie called again?
Audience: *Laughing*
Louis: On The Block.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Coming up next, it's The Classroom
The Classroom
Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz
Tom as Gary
Astrel Sky as Maria
Sunny as herself
Pleiades as Brianna
Double Scoop as James
Aina as Lauren
Gary, Brianna, and James were standing द्वारा the chalkboard. They just finished painting a mural.
Gary: It looks great. What do आप two see in this?
Brianna: I see us, just being ourselves.
Gary: What about आप James?
James: What do I see? A board, with paint.
Gary: Fair enough. *Looks at audience* If आप don't start laughing, I'll kick आप out of here, and आप won't be able to see this until it airs on television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Walks into classroom* What have we here?
Gary: We made a masterpiece.
Ms. Schultz: Of shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Do आप know why they call these things chalkboards?
Brianna: Actually, they're called blackboards.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: First of all, they call these things chalkboards, because you're supposed to write down stuff on here using chalk. Nothing else. Also, before आप painted on this thing, it was green, not black.
Gary: Now it's even better then green. It's red, yellow, blue, orange, brown, and-
Ms. Schultz: I am not interested in what रंग are on there. Why did आप even paint on here?
Gary: We made a mural. आप know how some ponies create stories with their murals? Well this is our story, the history of Ms. Schultz's classroom.
Ms. Schultz: How come I see a griffon wearing a Nazi uniform?
James: Oh, that's Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: We figured that since आप two had the same last names, one of आप would time travel, and meet up with each other.
James: Together, आप would see, here, and know nothing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: Well I can't know nothing, otherwise I wouldn't be a teacher.
Gary: Sure आप would. You'd just be dumber then आप are now.
Ms. Schultz: What would आप do if I wasn't teaching you?
Gary: I'd personally take over for you. And, *Gets a paintbrush with grey paint*
James: *Whistling taps*
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary started to paint Ms. Schultz's grave द्वारा the school.
Ms. Schultz: आप think I would die?
Gary: Actually it was Sunny's idea.
Sunny: *Sleeping, but wakes up* What?
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: And you'd take over for me if I died.
Gary: Yep.
Ms. Schultz: आप wouldn't last an entire दिन as a teacher.
Gary: Oh yes I would. I'll do it right now.
Ms. Schultz: Okay. *Goes to Gary's desk, and sits down* What do we do first Mr. Gary?
Gary: First, we get rid of Lauren.
Lauren: Why me?
Gary: Because आप smell like shit, and nopony wants to deal with it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: I do not!
Ms. Schultz: He's actually right, आप do smell bad.
Lauren: *Stands up, and walks towards the door*
Ms. Schultz: Where do आप think you're going?
Lauren: To the principal. I'm going to tell him that you, and Gary are bullying me.
At the Principal's office.
Principal: आप smell like shit. Get back to class.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lauren: Ugh. *Leaves principal's office, and goes back to class*
Meanwhile in the classroom.
Gary: We are not getting rid of the mural.
Ms. Schultz: Why not?
Gary: Because it's not right. आप just don't get rid of murals. Did आप ever see that mural downtown? Nopony tried to get rid of that.
Ms. Schultz: No, but it was vandalized.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: It doesn't mean they got rid of it.
Lauren: *Returns to class*
Gary: What are आप doing back here?
Lauren: The principal told me to come back here, because he is also making fun of me. How much did आप pay him to say the same thing you, and Gary said?
Ms. Schultz: I didn't pay him anything.
Lauren: Then my life sucks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gary: Now in our lesson we were going over, multiplication is done द्वारा adding a number द्वारा itself a certain amount of times. For instance, 6 times 3 equals 18, because आप are adding 6 द्वारा itself three times.
Maria: Didn't we already learn this?
Gary: Yeah, but if आप don't pay attention, you'll fail!
Maria: But we already learned about it.
Gary: I don't care!
Audience: *Laughing*
Ms. Schultz: *Rolls her eyes* So far so good.
Coming up next, it's नितंब, गधा नितंब, गधा Inn.
नितंब, गधा नितंब, गधा Inn
Starring इंद्रधनुष Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic इंद्रधनुष as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
A टट्टू arrived at the नितंब, गधा नितंब, गधा Inn with mail.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one और letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There आप are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if आप don't ma******te in that video, I'll दिखाना everypony in here an embarrassing चित्र of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing चित्र is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: आप know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are आप talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are आप accusing us of sending आप that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if आप want, we could protect आप from whoever sent आप that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know आप guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted आप guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for आप in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: आप could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*
After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting अगला to a delivery van.
Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench कोट Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse
Flashback
Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!
End flashback.
Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench कोट टट्टू 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench कोट Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench कोट ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench कोट टट्टू 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot द्वारा trench कोट pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench कोट Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench कोट Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his फ्रेंड्स aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: आप weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did आप get into my car?
Mercury: द्वारा लोकप्रिय demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing आप did दिखाना up out of nowhere.
अगला day.
Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill आप anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since आप have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing चित्र I promised to bring in.
Marisa: आप never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd दिखाना it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*
Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is
Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game दिखाना wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Saten Twist as Will Ferrell (He is dressed as himself)
Special guest star, Shredder Dash as himself
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. This is our first episode of 2015, and already things have gone completely wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'd like to once again remind everypony here to refrain the use of swear words.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with that said, let's take a look at the score. In first place with three dollars is Will Ferrell.
Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: The very first contestant on our दिखाना to score a positive ammount of money.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I feel like I had your job once, but I can't remember.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Perhaps that's because आप played as me in the Celebrity Jeopardy skit द्वारा Saturday Night Live.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In third place with negative $68,000... *Sighs* Sean, the hedgehog.
Audience: Woooo!!!! *Clapping*
Sean: आप won't get away with this shit आप bastard!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: What did I just say? What did I tell आप about swear words?
Sean: That they're fun to use, especiallly when you're p***ing someone off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That's.... Just.... Great.... And finally, the गिटार player, and singer for the rock & roll band Green Hay, is Shredder Dash.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Shredder: आप forgot to say that I was the brother of the Element Of Loyalty.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And आप have negative $41,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Now let's हटाइए onto Double Jeopardy. The categories are...
Potent Potables
Plumbers named Mario
Ponies On The Rails
Things that start with the letter P
Things आप should put in your mouth
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm not sure what that category is doing up there, so let's just pretend it's not there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on.
फिल्में द्वारा डिज़्नी
And finally, states that begin in Wyom
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Will Ferrell, you're in first place, so the board is yours.
Will: Uh, yeah.. I'm thinking about it.. Let me think.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay Sean, why don't आप pick?
Will: Hey, I'm not done!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Well hurry up. I gotta insult Trebek sooner, या later.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: I want it to be sooner.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And I want it to be later. Now Mr. Ferrell, please hurry up.
Will: Okay, I'll take 800.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For which category?
Will: Uh, let's go for Things that start with the letter B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: That letter is P, not B.
Will: Then I'm gonna make it a B.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: *Grabs a marker, and write the letter B over P*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Please get back to your podium.
Will: Okay. I'm finished. *Goes back to his podium*
Alex: Things that start with P for 800. And the answer is, The word आड़ू, पीच starts with this letter.
Will: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Ferrell?
Will: The correct answer is Mario, he is Peach's boyfriend.
The audience laughed, and the wrong घंटी, बेल buzzed.
Alex: आप didn't choose the Plumbers named Mario category, so that's incorrect.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: I'll दिखाना आप a आड़ू, पीच Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Looking at Sean* Oh god. That's not a peach, and आप know it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer of course is P. The word आड़ू, पीच starts with a P. Mr. Ferrell it's still your board, but since you're a slow thinker, I'll let Sean choose the board.
Sean: THE दिन IS MINE!!
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, and clapping*
Sean: I'll take Things आप should put in your mouth for 1,000.
Alex: I told आप to ignore that.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh god. Things आप should put in your mouth for 1,000. And the answer is, This thing आप should put in your mouth can be found on a table.
Sean: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. The Hedgehog?
Sean: Me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm sorry, what?
Sean: If your grand daughter was looking at a table, and was deciding what to put in her mouth, she'd go for me. Or, at least one part of my body located between my legs.
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Alex: Okay, that's disgusting. Someone else, please answer.
Shredder: *Rings in*
Alex: Mr. Dash?
Shredder: A candle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Why would आप put that in your mouth?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The answer was food. आप should always put this in your mouth, especially when you're hungry.
Sean: Your grand daughter was hungry when she decided to put my d**k in her mouth.
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: And now, for the toughest part of the job. Final Jeopardy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Grabs paper with final jeopardy category* The category is... आप know what? *Rips up paper*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: This is the category आप will work on for final jeopardy. What would आप do with a million dollars?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There's no way आप can mess this one up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Because आप can do anything with a million dollars. आप could buy a fancy sports car, या a mansion. या if आप were Sean, आप would hire fifty assassins to kill me.
Audience: *Laughing*
The timer rang.
Alex: Alright, let's see what आप would blow your million bucks on. *Walks to Will's podium* Mr. Ferrell, आप wrote down.. Absolutely nothing.
Will: Shut up, I'm thinking.
Audience: *Laughing*
Will: I still haven't decided what I wanted.
Alex: आप ran out of time.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Moving on, to Sean The Hedgehog. आप wrote down- *Looks at a picture of himself getting his head blown off द्वारा Sean with a .44 magnum*
Audience: *Laughing, cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Alex: I don't even think I wanna see your wager.
Sean: Well too bad.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: आप wagered, Death to Trebek.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Fantastic. Finally, let's see what Shredder Dash would do with a million dollars. Buy a big hot tub that was as tall as the Empire State Building.
Audience: *Laughing*
Shredder: That would just be badass, and I would play there all दिन with my band.
Alex: I can't believe that shit.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Hey, आप broke your own no swearing rule!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And now the दिखाना is over. This has been our first, and last episode of 2015. Goodbye.
Audience: *Clapping*
Back on the block.
Master Sword: Well, this episode has been really interesting.
Tom: I'm still getting over the fact that we played as three black gangsters.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: With Saten Twist? I'll never forget that.
Tom: Now it's time for our brony of the month. January, 2015. The brony of the महीना award goes to... Jade_23!
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Master Sword: She is the best pegasister in the world.
Tom: What would this club do without her? Before becoming Jade_23, she was known as Applejackrocks.
Master Sword: Back then, she wrote lots of articles, and made many awesome roleplays.
Tom: And now she's back. We hope she stays here forever.
Master Sword: Everyone loves आप Jade.
Audience: *Cheering*
Tom: And that's all the time we have for our show. See आप later folks.
The End
Song (Start at 3:16): link
Mortomis: Man I प्यार being in that show, and I also like hosting the S.S.S.S. Sadly though, it's coming to an end. However, we still have one और दिखाना for आप tonight. The Adventures of इंद्रधनुष Dash.
Theme song >> link
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of इंद्रधनुष Dash
Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, इंद्रधनुष Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 4
The Race To Save Pinkie Pie
Everything just seemed like an ordinary day, until
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप know what's better than chocolate?
Pinkie Pie: What?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Nothing. चॉकलेट is the best flavor for ice cream ever.
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Discord: *Appears out of nowhere* What have we here? I duo of best फ्रेंड्स talking about Ice-Cream? Well *Kidnaps Pinkie* Not anymore. आप must race me in order to save Pinkie.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Is that it?
Discord: No. आप must lose the race in order to save your friend's life.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: That's it?
Discord: *Shakes head yes*
The race would start at Ponyville, and go to Sweet सेब Acres. Karl, and Kyle were holding Pinkie Pie hostage in the barn.
Crowd: *Cheering* इंद्रधनुष Dash, इंद्रधनुष Dash!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: If only they knew that I have to lose in order to save Pinkie's life.
Flag Pony: Are आप ready?
Discord: Yes, let us go already!
Flag Pony: Fine! *Waves green flag*
Discord: *Running*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *About to pass Discord*
Discord: No! Remember what will happen to Pinkie if आप win.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Goes slower*
Discord: *Getting in front* Hahahahaha!
At the खलिहान
Pinkie Pie: Where's Screwball?
Karl: Shut up.
Pinkie Pie: I just asked आप a question.
Kyle: *Slaps Pinkie Pie*
Karl: You're not allowed to talk anymore.
Back at the race
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Sadly walking*
बिना सोचे समझे Pony: Come on Dash! आप can do it!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I can't. If I win, Discord kills Pinkie Pie.
बिना सोचे समझे Pony: But, you're the fastest टट्टू in the world. आप don't need to listen to Discord.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Hey, you're right. I have to save Pinkie! *Flying fast*
बिना सोचे समझे Pony: Go इंद्रधनुष Dash!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Flies past Discord*
Discord: *Grabs walkie talkie* Kill Pinkie Pie.
Karl: But the race ain't over yet.
Discord: I don't care, do it!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Passes finish line*
Kyle: *Grabs gun*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Punches Kyle*
Karl: *grabs knife*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Kicks Karl*
Karl: *Flies into wall*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Unties Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Danke.
Kyle: *Stands up and hits इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oof! *Falls*
Kyle: आप made a big mistake. *Kicks इंद्रधनुष Dash*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Ah!
Pinkie Pie: Don't hurt my friend! *Knocks out Kyle*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Ugh *rubs head* Thanks.
Pinkie Pie: You're welcome.
The two फ्रेंड्स left the barn, just before Discord arrived.
Discord: Well, आप messed up a perfectly good plan.
Karl: Sorry sir.
Kyle: We tried our best.
Discord: और like your worst. Screwball would've done better than you!
Kyle: Whatever, just say your catch phrase.
Discord: What catch phrase?
Karl: आप know, the thing आप always say when इंद्रधनुष Dash beats you.
Discord: I only कहा it once, but... I HATE THAT PEGASUS!!
While Discord was being angry, इंद्रधनुष Dash, and Pinkie Pie went to get ice cream.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: आप know what's better than chocolate?
Pinkie Pie: What?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Nothing. चॉकलेट is the best flavor for ice cream ever.
Pinkie Pie: Ja. Wait, we already had this coversation.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Oh yeah. Soooooooooo, the end!
She's right.
The End
Song: (Start at 3:50): link
Mortomis: I have got to see if I can be the host again for अगला week. If not, well, at least I tried. See आप अगला week everyone.
