Song: link
James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Duck, Oliver, & Henry: AH!!!!!
Tom: Make it stop!
Hawkeye: *Leaving with a freight train* It's a good thing I got in the cab of this freight train in time. Now I don't have to hear his terrible singing, unlike the others.
Master Sword: Hawkeye got lucky!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Gordon: James, stop singing!
James: When the clock strikes two, three and four, if the band slows down we'll yell for more!
Gordon: Oh forget it. I'm gonna try to host the rest of this, despite his terrible singing. Our two shows remaining are My Little Pornstar, and Ponies On The Rails.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती
Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.
Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important टट्टू in this shithole of a town, and आप know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!
But everyone was falling asleep, and one of the ponies even fell down.
Twilight: *Stares at Pinkie Pie* Fine. Wut da fuq do आप want?!
Pinkie Pie: There is a dragon breathing smoke towards our town. It's causing pollution, and making things difficult for all of us.
Twilight: Man, you're a female! आप ain't suppose to care about pollution!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* हे Fluttershy, आप smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, आप are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight was with her five so called friends.
Twilight: Alright my niggas. We are going to kill a dragon. Even though it's 60 times bigger then us, and will most likely burn us into a crisp, I believe we can win dis!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah! I think so too!
Twilight: I think we can win, because I am your leader. Why do आप think we will win Dash?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Because we're all thinking positive, and believing in ourselves.
Twilight: *Not amused* Uh huh, sure.
Fluttershy: I don't want to fight the dragon.
Twilight: *Slams her hoof on the ground* I DON'T CARE!! आप AIN'T THE LEADER!! I AM!!!!! NOW EVERYONE, GET YO' GEAR, AND DRAG YO MISERABLE नितंब, गधा BACK HERE BEFORE 15:00 HOURS!!
Applejack: That's 3 PM, right?
Twilight: Yes, why?
Applejack: Well it's actually 3:30.
Twilight: Fuck it. Be back here द्वारा tomorrow, 15:00 hours.
Song: link
इंद्रधनुष Dash was at her बादल house. She packed खाना in her saddle bags, and put some इंद्रधनुष war paint on her cheeks.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can. *Remembers she's part of a team* I mean, I think we can.
Pinkie Pie: *Dressed as a Nazi, holding an MP40, and a Panzershreck* For zhe Fatherland!
Applejack: *Carrying a shotgun, and walks to a Ford pick up truck* Okay, I'm ready to run that bastard over.
Rarity: *Putting dildos into her saddlebags*
Fluttershy: *Hiding* I don't want to fight.
The अगला day, they all went to Twilight with their stuff.
Twilight: *Turns off the song* Alright, I'm gonna inspect आप before we go. *Looks at इंद्रधनुष Dash* Okay, good. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, dat shit आप got is from 20 years ago. Get something और modern.
Pinkie Pie: But, I like German things. I want to keep it!
Twilight: Fine. *Looks at Applejack* Yer good man.
Applejack: I ain't a man.
Twilight: Fuck you. *Looks at Rarity* Man, I can see आप got a lot of stuff in yo bags. आप must be prepared.
Rarity: I certainly am.
Twilight: *Looks at Fluttershy* Man, wut da fuq are आप doing?!!!!? आप didn't bring shit!!
Fluttershy: But I don't have to go to the bathroom.
Twilight: This is unacceptable!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Walks over to Twilight* I don't think she wants to go with us.
Twilight: TOO BAD!!!! Now slap dat miserable bitch, and let's go.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: But I don't want to slap her.
Twilight: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Fluttershy, run for it.
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: Goddammit इंद्रधनुष Dash!! You're a disgrace to us all!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Can I go home?
Twilight: NO!
They went up the पहाड़ी, हिल to fight the dragon.
Rarity: *Tired* Oh my goodness, I need to take a break. *Opens her saddlebag, and takes out a dildo, but accidentally knocks her bag over*
Twilight: *Looking at all of the dildos from Rarity's saddlebag* that's all आप packed?
Rarity: *Nervously blushes*
Twilight: Just a bunch of fucking DILDOS?!!?
Rarity: I have to masturbate somehow.
Twilight: Use your hoof for crying out loud!!
Rarity: I don't want to get it dirty!
Pinkie Pie: Uh, what about the dragon?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Are we gonna kill it, या what?
Twilight: Yes- no.. I DON'T KNOW!!! Rarity, आप fucked up everything!!!! That's Spike's job!!!
Rarity: *Masturbates with the dildo*
Twilight: *Slaps Rarity* STOP IT!!!!
Rarity: आप made me drop my-
Twilight: I DON'T CARE!!! YOU'RE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Dragon: *Appears* I can't take anymore of this shouting. I'm going to bother someone else with my smoke. *Flies away*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Well, looks like Twilight's shouting did something good for once.
Twilight: In that case, I'll shout और often.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
Song: link
James: What gives? I want Rock Around The Clock to play again.
Gordon: No. We have something और important to do.
James: Ugh, fine. Our final दिखाना for the night is Ponies On The Rails.
Gordon: It's the season 2 premiere, and usually, the first दिखाना that starts in these segments.
James: But our दिखाना started first.
Gordon: Yeah, talking trains are always better than ponies.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 11
Night Shift
September 30, 1952
At Sherman पहाड़ी, हिल in Cheyenne Wyoming
Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered द्वारा diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete कहा he'd save those to be scrapped for last. They're our most powerful engines. We can't get rid of those now, can we?
Coffee Creme: No.
Hawkeye: Didn't think so.
Orion: *blows horn*
Coffee Creme: It's Orion. He's on the other track.
Orion: *passes Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *slows down a little bit*
When Orion's train completely passed Hawkeye's, Hawkeye went faster
Hawkeye: We're almost at the train yard.
Coffee Creme: Can't wait *relaxes*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn*
Snowflake: *Switches track*
Hawkeye: *heads into train yard*
Coffee Creme: Hey, I just realized. If Orion is delivering a freight, who's doing the yard work?
Red Rose: GORDON!!!!
Gordon: What?
Red Rose: What do आप think you're doing?!
Gordon: Having a sandwich. I'm hungry.
Red Rose: Well आप are not on lunch break yet, get your नितंब, गधा back in the train, and push those cars down the hump.
Gordon: How do आप hump a freight car?
Red Rose: UUUGH!!!
Hawkeye: *arrives with freight train* Red Rose, why do आप look so angry?
Red Rose: Gordon is not doing his work, and is obsessing over a sandwich.
Hawkeye: Wow. *gets out of engine*
Bartholomew: And he nearly ran me over!
Hawkeye: I thought this wasn't going to happen anymore.
Gordon: Yeah well, आप guys kept pestering me, Pete hasn't scrapped a single steam engine yet, and I was hungry.
Hawkeye: Well can't आप eat while driving the fucking locomotive?
Gordon: No.
Hawkeye: Then don't eat the सैंडविच *uncouples locomotives*
Gordon: It's not my fault Pete makes us work too much.
Bartholomew: He doesn't, you're just too careless.
Gordon: And you're british! Shut up!
Bartholomew: Pete told आप not to make fun of me for that.
Gordon: Well I don't need to listen to anything he told me a साल ago.
Pete: *Arrives* Oh really?
Hawkeye: *Gets back in locomotive*
Pete: What have आप been doing to make the other workers angry?
Bartholomew: Nearly killing me.
Red Rose: Not working, just to eat-
Gordon: A sandwich! A Goddamn sandwich! Can't आप just relax?
Pete: Go to the station, and go to timeout!
Gordon: I don't wanna go to timeout!
Pete: You've been disrespectful, go to timeout!
Hawkeye: *slowly driving train past Gordon*
Gordon: No! *walks into train*
Pete: It's the other way.
Gordon: What?
Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.
Pete: आप all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of आप need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do आप do that?
Pete: आप got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. आप can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your दिन off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry, I got a तारीख, दिनांक with my husband.
Hawkeye: Ok. Honey?
Honey: Nope. I have गिटार practice.
Coffee Creme: What about me?
Hawkeye: But आप कहा आप were afraid of the dark.
Coffee Creme: Not anymore. I can do it.
Pete: Then it is settled. Coffee Creme, and Hawkeye will handle the night shift. आप two should stay here, and work in the yards.
Hawkeye: Alright.
Later when it became dark.
Hawkeye: Ok. It's time to get our train.
Coffee Creme: It's waiting at the station.
Both ponies saw the train of boxcars at the station. In each boxcar were two brand new Chevronets.
Hawkeye: *gets in locomotive*
Coffee Creme: *follows Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Are आप ready?
Coffee Creme: Yep.
Signal pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Then let's do this *blows horn twice*
Hawkeye then started to हटाइए the train. Slowly at first, but when it got out of the station, and onto the main line. It increased in speed.
The train was moving fast through the night. Hawkeye had never driven a train in the dark before.
Coffee Creme: आप seem to be having lots of new experiences.
Hawkeye: I guess. It's a little hard to see the signals.
Coffee Creme: We'll be fine. We're out of Cheyenne now.
Hawkeye: On our way to St. Foalis.
A passenger train pulled द्वारा a steam engine passed
Hawkeye: Wish I could operate that train instead of this freight.
Coffee Creme: Why? Because it's going to Cheyenne?
Hawkeye: Not just that, but there's a steam engine pulling it. One of these days, we'll never get to drive them.
Coffee Creme: Pardon me, but I understand your प्यार for steam, but आप talk a lot about it.
Hawkeye: I thought you'd forget.
Coffee Creme: Whatever, just watch the tracks.
Hawkeye: *watching tracks* That signal's green light seems a little confusing, but whatever.
Coffee Creme: What do आप mean?
Hawkeye: It was at the चोटी, शीर्ष instead of the bottom
Coffee Creme: The top?
Now normally, the light at the bottom of a signal is green, but there were some malfunctions, and the red light got switched with the green.
A train was refueling on the main line, and the driver, and fireman were relaxing in the caboose.
Conductor: आप two better get out soon.
Driver: Who cares? This is good hot chocolate.
Fireman: He's right. Let's get back to our engine. *gets out*
Driver: *Follows*
They got out just in time.
Hawkeye: Oooh shi- *crashes*
Luckily no one was hurt
Hawkeye: Pete is going to be so mad at us.
Coffee Creme: Yep. We're fucked.
Pete: *Arrives*
Hawkeye: I'm so sorry sir. The signal was green, and I didn't notice the train in front of me until the light shone on it.
Pete: I understand. The signal आप passed was fucked up, and we're getting it fixed. However, you're going to have to come back tomorrow, and help clear this mess before आप can have your दिन off.
Hawkeye: Ok.
अगला morning Hawkeye helped clear the mess. Some of the workers were surprised on how Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme survived the wreck, and called them the warriors.
The End
On the अगला episode of Ponies On The Rails
Coffee Creme starts अभिनय like Gordon.
James: Ladies, and gentlemen, and other talking trains that are not me, and Gordon, we are finished for this week.
Gordon: Come back अगला week for another segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Duck, Oliver, & Henry: AH!!!!!
Tom: Make it stop!
Hawkeye: *Leaving with a freight train* It's a good thing I got in the cab of this freight train in time. Now I don't have to hear his terrible singing, unlike the others.
Master Sword: Hawkeye got lucky!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Gordon: James, stop singing!
James: When the clock strikes two, three and four, if the band slows down we'll yell for more!
Gordon: Oh forget it. I'm gonna try to host the rest of this, despite his terrible singing. Our two shows remaining are My Little Pornstar, and Ponies On The Rails.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - इंद्रधनुष Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's हीरोस - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland दिखाना - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - बनाया गया, एपलजैक, मौजमस्ती
Now, let's begin. Twilight was giving a lecture to everypony.
Twilight: Okay y'all. I'm the most important टट्टू in this shithole of a town, and आप know it. The fact that-
Pinkie Pie: *Running towards Twilight* Herr Kommandant!! Herr Kommandant!!
Twilight: Man, I'm in da middle of an important lecture!! Everypony wants to hear dis!
But everyone was falling asleep, and one of the ponies even fell down.
Twilight: *Stares at Pinkie Pie* Fine. Wut da fuq do आप want?!
Pinkie Pie: There is a dragon breathing smoke towards our town. It's causing pollution, and making things difficult for all of us.
Twilight: Man, you're a female! आप ain't suppose to care about pollution!!
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* हे Fluttershy, आप smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, आप are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Twilight was with her five so called friends.
Twilight: Alright my niggas. We are going to kill a dragon. Even though it's 60 times bigger then us, and will most likely burn us into a crisp, I believe we can win dis!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Yeah! I think so too!
Twilight: I think we can win, because I am your leader. Why do आप think we will win Dash?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Because we're all thinking positive, and believing in ourselves.
Twilight: *Not amused* Uh huh, sure.
Fluttershy: I don't want to fight the dragon.
Twilight: *Slams her hoof on the ground* I DON'T CARE!! आप AIN'T THE LEADER!! I AM!!!!! NOW EVERYONE, GET YO' GEAR, AND DRAG YO MISERABLE नितंब, गधा BACK HERE BEFORE 15:00 HOURS!!
Applejack: That's 3 PM, right?
Twilight: Yes, why?
Applejack: Well it's actually 3:30.
Twilight: Fuck it. Be back here द्वारा tomorrow, 15:00 hours.
Song: link
इंद्रधनुष Dash was at her बादल house. She packed खाना in her saddle bags, and put some इंद्रधनुष war paint on her cheeks.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: I think I can. *Remembers she's part of a team* I mean, I think we can.
Pinkie Pie: *Dressed as a Nazi, holding an MP40, and a Panzershreck* For zhe Fatherland!
Applejack: *Carrying a shotgun, and walks to a Ford pick up truck* Okay, I'm ready to run that bastard over.
Rarity: *Putting dildos into her saddlebags*
Fluttershy: *Hiding* I don't want to fight.
The अगला day, they all went to Twilight with their stuff.
Twilight: *Turns off the song* Alright, I'm gonna inspect आप before we go. *Looks at इंद्रधनुष Dash* Okay, good. *Looks at Pinkie Pie* Man, dat shit आप got is from 20 years ago. Get something और modern.
Pinkie Pie: But, I like German things. I want to keep it!
Twilight: Fine. *Looks at Applejack* Yer good man.
Applejack: I ain't a man.
Twilight: Fuck you. *Looks at Rarity* Man, I can see आप got a lot of stuff in yo bags. आप must be prepared.
Rarity: I certainly am.
Twilight: *Looks at Fluttershy* Man, wut da fuq are आप doing?!!!!? आप didn't bring shit!!
Fluttershy: But I don't have to go to the bathroom.
Twilight: This is unacceptable!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: *Walks over to Twilight* I don't think she wants to go with us.
Twilight: TOO BAD!!!! Now slap dat miserable bitch, and let's go.
इंद्रधनुष Dash: But I don't want to slap her.
Twilight: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Fluttershy, run for it.
Fluttershy: *Runs away*
Twilight: Goddammit इंद्रधनुष Dash!! You're a disgrace to us all!!!
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Can I go home?
Twilight: NO!
They went up the पहाड़ी, हिल to fight the dragon.
Rarity: *Tired* Oh my goodness, I need to take a break. *Opens her saddlebag, and takes out a dildo, but accidentally knocks her bag over*
Twilight: *Looking at all of the dildos from Rarity's saddlebag* that's all आप packed?
Rarity: *Nervously blushes*
Twilight: Just a bunch of fucking DILDOS?!!?
Rarity: I have to masturbate somehow.
Twilight: Use your hoof for crying out loud!!
Rarity: I don't want to get it dirty!
Pinkie Pie: Uh, what about the dragon?
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Are we gonna kill it, या what?
Twilight: Yes- no.. I DON'T KNOW!!! Rarity, आप fucked up everything!!!! That's Spike's job!!!
Rarity: *Masturbates with the dildo*
Twilight: *Slaps Rarity* STOP IT!!!!
Rarity: आप made me drop my-
Twilight: I DON'T CARE!!! YOU'RE JUST A PIECE OF SHIT!!!
Dragon: *Appears* I can't take anymore of this shouting. I'm going to bother someone else with my smoke. *Flies away*
इंद्रधनुष Dash: Well, looks like Twilight's shouting did something good for once.
Twilight: In that case, I'll shout और often.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
Song: link
James: What gives? I want Rock Around The Clock to play again.
Gordon: No. We have something और important to do.
James: Ugh, fine. Our final दिखाना for the night is Ponies On The Rails.
Gordon: It's the season 2 premiere, and usually, the first दिखाना that starts in these segments.
James: But our दिखाना started first.
Gordon: Yeah, talking trains are always better than ponies.
Theme song >>>> link
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 11
Night Shift
September 30, 1952
At Sherman पहाड़ी, हिल in Cheyenne Wyoming
Hawkeye: *driving diesels* First freight I've ever driven powered द्वारा diesels.
Coffee Creme: Quite a shame that those challengers, and big boys won't be around much longer.
Hawkeye: Pete कहा he'd save those to be scrapped for last. They're our most powerful engines. We can't get rid of those now, can we?
Coffee Creme: No.
Hawkeye: Didn't think so.
Orion: *blows horn*
Coffee Creme: It's Orion. He's on the other track.
Orion: *passes Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *slows down a little bit*
When Orion's train completely passed Hawkeye's, Hawkeye went faster
Hawkeye: We're almost at the train yard.
Coffee Creme: Can't wait *relaxes*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn*
Snowflake: *Switches track*
Hawkeye: *heads into train yard*
Coffee Creme: Hey, I just realized. If Orion is delivering a freight, who's doing the yard work?
Red Rose: GORDON!!!!
Gordon: What?
Red Rose: What do आप think you're doing?!
Gordon: Having a sandwich. I'm hungry.
Red Rose: Well आप are not on lunch break yet, get your नितंब, गधा back in the train, and push those cars down the hump.
Gordon: How do आप hump a freight car?
Red Rose: UUUGH!!!
Hawkeye: *arrives with freight train* Red Rose, why do आप look so angry?
Red Rose: Gordon is not doing his work, and is obsessing over a sandwich.
Hawkeye: Wow. *gets out of engine*
Bartholomew: And he nearly ran me over!
Hawkeye: I thought this wasn't going to happen anymore.
Gordon: Yeah well, आप guys kept pestering me, Pete hasn't scrapped a single steam engine yet, and I was hungry.
Hawkeye: Well can't आप eat while driving the fucking locomotive?
Gordon: No.
Hawkeye: Then don't eat the सैंडविच *uncouples locomotives*
Gordon: It's not my fault Pete makes us work too much.
Bartholomew: He doesn't, you're just too careless.
Gordon: And you're british! Shut up!
Bartholomew: Pete told आप not to make fun of me for that.
Gordon: Well I don't need to listen to anything he told me a साल ago.
Pete: *Arrives* Oh really?
Hawkeye: *Gets back in locomotive*
Pete: What have आप been doing to make the other workers angry?
Bartholomew: Nearly killing me.
Red Rose: Not working, just to eat-
Gordon: A sandwich! A Goddamn sandwich! Can't आप just relax?
Pete: Go to the station, and go to timeout!
Gordon: I don't wanna go to timeout!
Pete: You've been disrespectful, go to timeout!
Hawkeye: *slowly driving train past Gordon*
Gordon: No! *walks into train*
Pete: It's the other way.
Gordon: What?
Later that day, Pete called everypony down to the station. Gordon was already there, because of his timeout.
Pete: आप all did an excellent job. Tomorrow, none of आप need to come into work.
Ponies: Oh sweet.
Pete: But.....
Ponies: *Waiting*
Pete: I do need two volunteers to work the night shift.
Gordon: The night shift, how do आप do that?
Pete: आप got to carry a train of Chevy's to a dealership in St. Foalis. आप can ride another train back here when it's done, and enjoy your दिन off.
Hawkeye: I'll do it.
Pete: You'll need a fireman. Anyone will do.
Hawkeye: Ok, uh Red Rose?
Red Rose: Sorry, I got a तारीख, दिनांक with my husband.
Hawkeye: Ok. Honey?
Honey: Nope. I have गिटार practice.
Coffee Creme: What about me?
Hawkeye: But आप कहा आप were afraid of the dark.
Coffee Creme: Not anymore. I can do it.
Pete: Then it is settled. Coffee Creme, and Hawkeye will handle the night shift. आप two should stay here, and work in the yards.
Hawkeye: Alright.
Later when it became dark.
Hawkeye: Ok. It's time to get our train.
Coffee Creme: It's waiting at the station.
Both ponies saw the train of boxcars at the station. In each boxcar were two brand new Chevronets.
Hawkeye: *gets in locomotive*
Coffee Creme: *follows Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: Are आप ready?
Coffee Creme: Yep.
Signal pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: Then let's do this *blows horn twice*
Hawkeye then started to हटाइए the train. Slowly at first, but when it got out of the station, and onto the main line. It increased in speed.
The train was moving fast through the night. Hawkeye had never driven a train in the dark before.
Coffee Creme: आप seem to be having lots of new experiences.
Hawkeye: I guess. It's a little hard to see the signals.
Coffee Creme: We'll be fine. We're out of Cheyenne now.
Hawkeye: On our way to St. Foalis.
A passenger train pulled द्वारा a steam engine passed
Hawkeye: Wish I could operate that train instead of this freight.
Coffee Creme: Why? Because it's going to Cheyenne?
Hawkeye: Not just that, but there's a steam engine pulling it. One of these days, we'll never get to drive them.
Coffee Creme: Pardon me, but I understand your प्यार for steam, but आप talk a lot about it.
Hawkeye: I thought you'd forget.
Coffee Creme: Whatever, just watch the tracks.
Hawkeye: *watching tracks* That signal's green light seems a little confusing, but whatever.
Coffee Creme: What do आप mean?
Hawkeye: It was at the चोटी, शीर्ष instead of the bottom
Coffee Creme: The top?
Now normally, the light at the bottom of a signal is green, but there were some malfunctions, and the red light got switched with the green.
A train was refueling on the main line, and the driver, and fireman were relaxing in the caboose.
Conductor: आप two better get out soon.
Driver: Who cares? This is good hot chocolate.
Fireman: He's right. Let's get back to our engine. *gets out*
Driver: *Follows*
They got out just in time.
Hawkeye: Oooh shi- *crashes*
Luckily no one was hurt
Hawkeye: Pete is going to be so mad at us.
Coffee Creme: Yep. We're fucked.
Pete: *Arrives*
Hawkeye: I'm so sorry sir. The signal was green, and I didn't notice the train in front of me until the light shone on it.
Pete: I understand. The signal आप passed was fucked up, and we're getting it fixed. However, you're going to have to come back tomorrow, and help clear this mess before आप can have your दिन off.
Hawkeye: Ok.
अगला morning Hawkeye helped clear the mess. Some of the workers were surprised on how Hawkeye, and Coffee Creme survived the wreck, and called them the warriors.
The End
On the अगला episode of Ponies On The Rails
Coffee Creme starts अभिनय like Gordon.
James: Ladies, and gentlemen, and other talking trains that are not me, and Gordon, we are finished for this week.
Gordon: Come back अगला week for another segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories.
