A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first." The doctor says, "The good news is, आप have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call आप yesterday."
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I like having Regina as my आइकन because when I leave dumb टिप्पणियाँ I can picture her saying them and it provides me with entertainment.
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Idk why people use their memory as a way to prove something sucks या whatever because they forgot it. I mean, I forget what I did yesterday and I'm pretty sure my दिन didn't suck. I forget parts from amazing / good movies, yet I can remember some of the stupid stuff in The Room. Forgetting something in a movie या whatever is not good evidence that it sucked, yet some people act like it is. (No real reason for this rambling :P)
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I agree. It is nice to see someone bringing it up. Most people tend to focus on the negative aspects rather than the positive ones no matter the contrast between them. For some reason, the first always seem easier to remember !!!!एक साल से अधिक पुराना
I was offered sex with a 21 साल old girl today. In exchange, I was supposed to विज्ञापन दे some kind of bathroom cleaner. Of course I declined, because I am a person with high moral standards and strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Nowavailable with scented नींबू या vanilla.
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bars and melody, julan2 aj, magic stuff, zack king vines, बिना सोचे समझे videos, aparri, bepper, wisteriamoon, ajmvs, My Chemical Romaceएक साल से अधिक पुराना
I listen to Jungleterror, grime, bassline, big room house, hardstyle, progressive house, some UK hip-hop artists, some Southern hip-hop artists (not counting the mumble rappers), some contemporary pop, future house, ghetto mainstream (a new संगीत genre founded द्वारा Ibranovski but I think it's just बास house), future hard house, future bass, trap, UK garage, etc.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
Then I watch Pokémon, Regular Show, Azumanga Daioh, Loonatics Unleashed, Static Shock, some documentaries on Holland and Surinam, etc. Then I listen to Far East Movement as well.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
Now is probably the best time to have a porn addiction. Like, it's really hard to break, but at least आप aren't having to pay for that shit.
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A cockroach's last word to Andrew: 'Go ahead, kill me coward. आप are just jealous i make your wife scream और than आप do when i climb her'
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My girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks that I'm childish. So, I calmed down. Took a deep breath. Went to her house. Rang the doorbell and then ran away.
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I asked an old man, "Even after 95 years, आप still call your wife 'Darling', 'Honey', 'Love'. What's the secret?" . OLD MAN: "I forgot her name 10 years पूर्व and I'm scared to ask her"
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"Can't stop smiling" got locked out of my account for almost a week, just now all that sudden I remembered it and started jumping up and down. YES.. I finally remembered and now I'm back
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Watching it, its okay xD I remember these शार्क facts from the दिखाना lol. It's educational and आप learn about sharks. Although, Kenny isn't exactly super likeable looking at it as an adult...xDएक साल से अधिक पुराना
I hate guys who इनबॉक्स girls, asking for their numbers. Ladies, if आप agree with me, इनबॉक्स me with your numbers so we can discuss this matter in और detail.!!
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ok i will give आप my पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा place phone number i like extra large पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा with onions mushrooms and a ton of beefएक साल से अधिक पुराना
Here's my thing about gender identity. I really don't give a fuck about your gender. I will call आप द्वारा gender neutral pronouns and आप can go and have fun identifying as whatever the fuck आप want. Call me transphobic, but I don't worry about what doesn't effect me.
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I bet आप $ 13456324567 dollars आप didn't read that number. आप just skipped right over it. आप didn't even realize I put a letter in it. No I didn't but आप went back and looked.
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I was in a cab today and the cab driver said, "I प्यार my job, I'm my own boss. Nobody tells me what to do..." Then I said, "turn Left"
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Alright fellow members. PAY ATTENTION! Since the technique of Multiple Answer Posting is on high demand, after a bit of thinking, I decided to share the secret with everyone. Honestly, it is pretty simple. The way of doing that was right under your noses all this time. Just see this instruction video and आप will understand. Honestly, for some reason it is terribly unpopular despite working. Anyway, here आप go !!!!
Plus, I had been waiting to use that infamous meme prank for a long time so don't judge me. EgoMouse: Yep. I even placed it in my प्रिय playlist just for these kind of purposes. I want to be prepared for similar situations !!!!एक साल से अधिक पुराना
Wife: Can आप help me in the gardening ? Husband: What do आप think I am...a gardener ? Wife: Can आप fix the door handle ? Husband: What do आप think I am... a Carpenter ? In the evening, when husband came from work, he saw everything has been fixed. Husband: Who did all this ? Wife: Our neighbour. But he gave me 2 options..... Either I should give him a burger या a kiss. Husband: I am sure आप must have दिया him a burger. Wife: What do आप think I am.......McDonalds ?!!
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Attention please: Today is March 06, 2017 03 + 06 + 17 = 26 Its the 21st century: 21 x 26 = 546 Now we add the two Numbers: 546 + 2017 = 2563 As आप can see this number has no meaning at all. Thanks for your attention.
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The other दिन i saw two blind people fighting, I shouted "i'm supporting the one with the knife" ...You must have seen how fast they both ran away.
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Erm, if आप mean in a romantic way, no. Different species, won't work out. But प्यार as in प्यार to draw em, sure. The और complex, the better.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
I think I know why I like relating myself and other people I care about to fictional characters. It's like whenever I see the characters that cause these realizations to come up. It just reminds me of how awesome the people I care about are. There's also profiling and understanding people but I gotta say I do it for the other reason just as well.
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^Ya. In life there's always patterns. One of my hobbies is to simply decode them. What are the correlations? Why do we do the things we do? What makes us the way we are?एक साल से अधिक पुराना
Yesterday I gave up my सीट on the bus for a blind person. Today, I लॉस्ट my job as a bus driver...... This world is too cruel for the kind hearted.
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1. I got a dig bick 2. आप that read wrong 3. आप read that wrong too 4. आप checked 5. आप smiled 7. आप are wondering why you're still this पढ़ना this bs 8. आप saw that mistake... right? (On 7) 10. But did आप see that I skipped 6? 10. आप checked 11. And saw आप that I doubled 10 and skipped 9 12. I कहा saw you, not आप saw 13. I also skipped 2 14. आप got tricked 15. I'm just wasting your time
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I hate it when girls on फैन्पॉप ask me to be their boyfriend. One reason is because I don't want an online relationship in the first place. And the सेकंड reason is because I have to go through the awkwardness of rejecting them and telling them that I'm gay. Yesterday I had to do it for the सेकंड time this week. >~<'
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For some reason, gay guys are asked out द्वारा girls frequently. I can't understand this phenomenon, but it just happens. This seems to unaffect bisexual men.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
Awkward indeed. It is mostly coming from pre-teens who are really looking आगे to having a relationship. They see it as a game. It is not like it can affect them offline. I had a similar experience on Facebook. Just saying hi, asking how are you, giving आप a compliment and when आप respond, BAAAM! आप have been declared as her boyfriend !!!!एक साल से अधिक पुराना
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The अगला दिन their driver died of poisoning.
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A rapist entered a bedroom, tied up the husband and wife, kissed the wife's ear and went to the bathroom... The husband कहा to the wife "satisfy him या he will kill us, be strong. I प्यार you" Wife कहा "he didn't किस me, he whispered in my ear that he is gay, he needs vaseline and I told him it's in the bathroom. So be strong, I प्यार आप too......!!!
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It's good to be adventurous, but don't be too adventurous with new foods. आप might just end up with and have a bowl of चावल noodles with tofu, chicken, octopus, corn, broccoli, and a MOUNTAIN of rosemary, other herbs, and बिना सोचे समझे seasonings and spices....Don't be adventurous like me.
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Alright, आप guys can choke on herbs and burn your mouths with spices all आप want, but I'm not doing something crazy like that again. XDएक साल से अधिक पुराना
Idk but when I play as certain characters in some video games. I give no fucks at all. 1v5 Okay. 1v5 with turrets with dangerous hazard Okay. I am pretty much yippee ki yay mother fucker all over people man. I am worse at nighttime but goddamn it is SOOOOO liberating nott o give a fuck. It's therapeutic.
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OMG! My mom just told me that on 2/28/17 i have to get my चोटी, शीर्ष braces! I thought i would get them past March, but i was W R O N G! Idk how it is like to have braces, but from what my friend told me, she कहा it will hurt like a toothace, but throughout my whole mouth. I now dont know if im exsited to get them या not.
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I stopped using my social media accounts all of the sudden as soon as my dad added me, then started monitoring me.. Coincidence? Sure!!
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I don't particularly know why, maybe because I was in a pensive mood, but while I was showering I had the sudden urge to self-improve my person. I want to develop और healthier habits, and start exercising regularly. I want to better express my emotions, and not really become और social, but improve my social skills या at least better understand people. Some of things I want to do I can't until I'm older and have a car and permit, but in the future I want to work a part time job-
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and just be और self sufficient. I want to be और knowledgeable about the world and myself, I'm going to try to start keeping a journal, but I usually become depressed when I try.. Maybe it's just me being a teenager, but I want to try changing and sticking with it. या maybe this feeling will fade द्वारा tomorrow and I'll be back to me moody, isolated, anxious self. I wish this feeling turns into a permanent mindset however it's certainly a better feeling to have then feeling total soul-crushing paralyzing fear and anxiousness each blasted ticking second.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
Oh, the feels... I can understand that. It is the moment where a flash of inspiration rushes through you. Whenever I let myself relax I tend to make similar self-improving thoughts. I don't believe that this feeling can fade away. Rather, it stays locked up inside you, waiting to be released the अगला time आप let yourself free. आप can stick with it but it will require determination या आप will just keep repeating yourself !!!!एक साल से अधिक पुराना
Semester starts tomorrow - if I was a good student, I'd block फैन्पॉप for a few months, the fantastic time-wasting and procrastination-enabling mechanism that it is. Not gonna happen though. What even is फैन्पॉप if it's not for wasting time and avoiding responsibilities?
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It's about as alive as my soul is- mostly dead, but still technically alive and is hanging in there somehow. also may be a tad saltyएक साल से अधिक पुराना
awesome. Good to know. @blind: Kevin, dude. long time. Good to see ya around. @8thegreat: Hannah, आप are as awesome as ever, I see. प्यार your humor. Anyways, feeling nostalgic.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
I guess, it mostly depends on the person. If आप are lucky enough, आप might discover new, interesting and quite useful things but if आप are not, आप might fall into a dark, sick and depraved world which can leave आप emotionally scarred !!!!एक साल से अधिक पुराना
I wouldn't want to live in it. I rather study from the outside. If द्वारा some chance कहा person is really fucked up do आप really want to live in it?एक साल से अधिक पुराना
I just discovered what I sound like with helium. I cracked myself up. I have a naturally deep voice, (not deep enough to pass for a man), and I sound like a बास चीपमक, चिपमंक या something.
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hello humans i am back after many years off is anyone interested enough to tell me what changed in here i can see new things and stuff
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Welcome back fellow. Well, there are a few changes like the chat box, और options when it comes to customization of a club and your प्रोफ़ाइल as well having सोना to do the latter. It will increase as आप make और contributions !!!!एक साल से अधिक पुराना
I don't find it disturbing. I didn't think it was a प्यार letter, though, just a सूची of reasons why आप like a certain character from a show.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
Not at all. It was a simple and cute explanation of why आप like her. It was fitting for आप to express that प्यार on that specific दिन !!!!एक साल से अधिक पुराना
"a comment was made to the answer: " .....Maybe फैन्पॉप should provide the link under the word "comment" instead of the answer, because it's stupid seeing an update for a response under an "empty" answer that आप can't click on.
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I swear to god people do not understand the concept of debating. Debating does not equal an argument. Debating is a discussion and a generally respectful discussion. Phrases like "I know what I am talking about" have no place. If we're arguing. Okay whatever it's an argument it isn't supposed to be nice. But if आप enter a वाद-विवाद with me and use such a phrase and/or आप do not respect other people's opinions if they never attacked आप verbally. I do not have respect for you.
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I am going to stop having debates with a large majority of people because do not know how to approach them. If आप truly want me to see your side. Respect mine and I'll take your side under consideration if आप approach it a reasonable way.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
I see this kind of thing everywhere. Some people just don't wanna hear other people's opinions, they just want to shout their opinions to आप until आप change your mind. Which obviously does not work...not to mention it is super disrespectful as well and it gets nobody nowhere. I like having good debates. I wish I had the opportunity to have more.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
Agreed though. Like feel free to वाद-विवाद me on anything. Just be respectful. Attack the points not the person. And be open minded and willing to see it from the other person's side. Also bs willing to admit you're wrong. It's okay to be wrong sometimes. You're not gullible for changing your opinion, you've simply gained new insight.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
That's why the human race is as dumb as it is... no-one in the world wants to acknowledge shit, they just want to argue about how everyone else is wrong and be an egomaniac. To be honest, real debating is rare these days.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
World: Grow up and be an adult! Me: *sits in Hello Kitty PJs on a बिस्तर overflowing with stuffed animals, playing Animal Crossing* No thanks.
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Is anyone else having problems changing things on their profile? Cuz I wanna change my आदर्श वाक्य and location so I can दिखाना how obsessed I can be over Mephisto but it's not letting me-
Other than that, hope everyone is doing good and not contemplating their own existence every night like I am.
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फैन्पॉप got rid of my website links, so I had to do it again. The options for it sometimes don't दिखाना या don't change. After some huge persistence, I finally was able to change it.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
I've had this problem previously . I've not tried to change any of my stuff recently, though. When it happened to me, I contacted फैन्पॉप through the "Contact us" thing thing at the bottom of the page. It was working again not too long after, though I don't know if it was because I personally कहा anything या not.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
I stumbled upon a group of लेखाए that perfectly illustrates my point of view on how mental health is considered/treated today, and how we should approach it to help better understand the human condition and to just help the world is general be in less pain. I'm taking the time to share theses with the world because I think the world should be better educated when it comes to our brains and emotion and on how to deal with them properly. I'm happy that the लेखक who wrote these exists.
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I'm just trying to educate people, and you're welcome it was my pleasure. I'm glad आप found it rather interesting and it was helpful for you. Cheers mate (I'm not Australian. I've just been using the word cheers a lot recently and likes the word so I used it, and I just added in mate just because I can and I wanted to so I did.)एक साल से अधिक पुराना
I can't help आप with that you're already in way to deep, I mean I could try to bring down a rope to get आप out, but do आप have the strength to fight the urge to use cute girl icons, या are आप completely at their mercy? I secretly believe that आप like being at their constant whim. आप like being controlled, admit it, bow down to the mighty girl power.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
I spent the whole week coming up with a plan on how to sneak a text to my friend to wish her a happy birthday because it's her birthday today. But my plan relied entirely on my dad letting me use my phone to text my mom some links, which he refused to do. So now I feel like a piece of crap because I wasn't able to say happy birthday to her and it'll seem like I forgot.
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just text her normally? :v and explain how your master plan failed, she'll understand lmao. At least say something cos she's your friend :vएक साल से अधिक पुराना
Can't text her at all, my dad got pissed and now I can't use ,y phone for 2 weeks. Although I might be able to use it tomorrow, I'll still feel like crap over it.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
Honestly she and I are the same sign. If she's anything like me she'll appreciate the thought that आप wanted to tell her happy birthdayएक साल से अधिक पुराना
No, we met over social media and I only have the app on my phone. And I'm actually on an iPad, but I can't download apps onto it because it was दिया to me द्वारा my school.एक साल से अधिक पुराना
I'm sure she'll understand that if आप tell her why आप couldn't text her, and she'll appreciate the effort you've done to tell her a happy birthday ~एक साल से अधिक पुराना