This sucks पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

how much प्यार could a lover प्यार if all a lover could do is प्यार पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'M so bored पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I now have a medal for this club...I wasn't even trying to get a medal... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

לאָל

That means "lol" in Yiddish.. how complicated... XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

porquería ....... tengo que trabajar en Missouri famosos hoy en día para hacer la tarea ....

crud....... i have to work on Famous Missourians today for homework.... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"Jaja! También hoy me mal tenía que correr de nuevo la carrera de una milla en la escuela"

Haha! too bad today i had to re run the mile run at school

लोल Guess what S.C.H.O.O.L means? Seven creepyest hours of our lives... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It's Queensday in my country today :D पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My सेकंड medal, yaaay! XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

story teller: Once apon a time there was a giant named milton.
1st grader: why is the giants name milton?
story teller: cause milton is a nice name.^_^ now we really need to finish this stor-
1st grader: why is he so fat? is milton pregnant?
story teller: NO milton is not pregnant. hes just fat. now please.can we finish the stor-
1st grader: how old is milton?
story teller: LISTEN KID! WE NEED TO FINISH STORY SO CAN WE PLEA-
1st: will milton die?
story: THATS IT STORY TIME IS OVER!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Here is what आप say to someone who flipping out: U MAD BRO? U MAD?dude just calm down. let just forget about this and go grab a beer. XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

hahahaha your funny पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

my dad made me do his paper work for work. i spent half of my दिन on it. i made one mistake and he got mad and ripped it all up. now i have to stay up all night लेखन FREAKIN PAPER WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

is it considered murder if your doing the world a favor?? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

say yes to tacos <3 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

A girl at school told a guy to shut up द्वारा saying go suck a बत्तख, बतख पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

im talking to alyssa on mi phone now i cant stop laughing cuz she called some1 a pig and they started crying लोल XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Lose one friend,
Lose all friends,
Lose yourself.

Eric/Plays With Squirrels - Boy Meets World

Aww!!!! :3 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Milk,
Milk,
Lemonade,
Around the corner, ठगना, हेराफेरी is made!!!! Teehee पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

This "Royal Wedding" thing is annoying, I mean I'd uderstand if I was in England, how it's important, but there are other things to worry about in the States, like the tornado that killed 300+ people. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

dont pee, on sandy okay everyone? its not nice to pee on a monkey, see how upset sandy the monkey is , jus look: पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

truck is luck पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

up to the sky so very high not lookin down onto the ground, clouds all around im not stoppin till heaven is showin so ill keep flyin high , up to ht sky!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

jumping jumpin jumpin jumpin im like jumpin पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm bored so lets have EVERYONE that looks at this status ( yes that means आप ) टिप्पणी दे and write the most बिना सोचे समझे thing आप can think of right now ok. . GO! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

DOOOOOUGHNUTS EVERYONE!!!!! BYE..... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

हे everyone.......i .........love.....cheese!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

i've got dedicated medal to this spot पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

simple question!:
when आप find something difficult to understand आप say "it sounds Greek to me". Have आप ever wondered what do Greeks say when they don't understand something???? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

GRASS!!!!!!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

this was & is a f*cking boring day,i hate today : ( पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

PARTYYYY TONITEEE! =D.
@ QUEENSDAY @ THE NETHERLANDS PARTY OF THE YEAR!!! =D
AND THEN, DELIBERATIONPARTY या I DUNNO HOW TO SAY IT IN ENGLISH BUT YAAAY!!!!

boy I प्यार my country on days like that ^^ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Grandma: Give Your Granny A Kiss! Mychonny: No! Grandma: *Smiles With A Mustache & Nose Hairs In Her Nose* Mychonny: No! *Floppin Inside the Couch* Grandma: *Showing Her Ugly Yellow Teeth While Smiling* Mychonny: Nooo! Grandma: *Showing Her Ugly Teeth Noise Hair & Mustache* Mychonny: NO!!! Grandma: *Smies* Are आप Hungry Dear? Mychonny: No, I Already I Ate. Grandma: Alright I'll Cook आप Something Up. लोल BAHAHAH This Made My दिन XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

That Should Be Me द्वारा JB and RF SUCKS!! Why are RF (Rascal Flatts) stupid????????????? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

hiya पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Dane Cook funny. :) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

is about to sell meh HAMTARO DVD! :D पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

ugo पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I got pulled over द्वारा a cop today and she कहा PAPERS and i कहा SCISSORS I WIN!!! Then she made me get out of my truck and do a bunch of tests. Sore loser!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

another TAKS s.s
Hard पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Why is his head so big? WHY IS HIS HEAD SOOOO BIG!? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Y'know those signs आप see in towns that say, "Drive careful, we प्यार our children". DUH, you're not gonna see a sign that says, "GUN IT, WE'LL MAKE MORE!" पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Like a weird neighbor, stalkers are there!
::❤｡◕‿◕｡❤::
पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

If Rebecca Black has प्रशंसकों they should be called 'cereal killers' xP पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

So one दिन he found her crying
Coiled up on the dirty ground
Her prince finally came to save her
And the rest आप can figure out

But it was a trick
And the clock struck twelve
Well, make sure to build your home
Brick द्वारा boring brick
या the wolf's gonna blow it down! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

why are GIRLS always adding me. why dont any boys add me? any YOUNG boys. im getting kinda tired of all the girl talk. BOYS,please add me. girlscan add me if the want. BUT I AM NOT SEXICT. IM JUST FAIR. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

<teacher> and <teacher> sitting in the bathrooms K-I-S-S-I-N-G...

that actually happened today... x3 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

me=epic win पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

TROLLS are epic

problem? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I found a carrot... BUNNIES LIKE CARROT! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

लोल पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Lets. All. Be. PINEAPPLE NINJAS!!!

:D पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

shuba.luba.ding.dong पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

put the चूना, चूने in the coconut and shake it all up पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

why do humans कुतिया, मतलबी so much? why can't god make a new type of specie that doesn't कुतिया, मतलबी as much? POR QUE?!?!? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I प्यार Walruses. <3 पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

iqdhwlfhkdjvfhwkecBUNNIES!jbgjbfjksebcfjwehbcf पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'M BACK! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

HOLY FREAKING CRAP.
I got my dedicated! :D पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I got science TAKS 2marrow & I'm super nervous पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

my mind = 50% crime shows 20% song lyrics 20% smarts 10% बिना सोचे समझे पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Status doesn't work anymore! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm freakin sick of fake ppl!!!! why do they pretend to b my फ्रेंड्स like seriously I'd rather have no फ्रेंड्स than delaing wiith so many backsatbbers!!! and the worst part.....they still tink I have no idea of hat they've done and thay acuse me of being a "bad friend"...........irony damn damn irony!!!!!
पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Check out the chinese ownage prank call वीडियो on YouTube!!! That are so effing funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

how much wood can a wood chuck ckuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? That is the question. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I LIKE BUNNIES! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Couple months off बिना सोचे समझे and congratulations! 9000 प्रशंसकों Random! :D पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

NUM NUM NUM. cookie o3o पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

nomnom nom nom nomnomnom
पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

This a replay of yesterday...

Me: (talking to my cousin) After breakfast I need to finish up with my homework, I have like a ton...

Cousin: Yah, cool

Mum: (walking in and talking to me) When you're done, आप need to clean your bathroom and bedroom. Then go help your brother arrange his wardrobe, ok?

Me: Yes mum. (when she leaves) Oh Lord.... पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

*Fire alarm* 'Stay seated!' *Random kid sands up* 'Just gunna stand there and watch me burn..' पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

jelly
पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

That awkward moment;

When you're in the car, and आप look at the people in the
car अगला to you, and they're already looking at you.O_o
पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

My yogurt just told me im sexy. 0_o पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"If आप are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats." ~Lemony Snicket (Daniel Handler) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

"YAY! I found the स्रोत of all bacon!"~Jim Gaffigan पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Four. types. of. FAKES.

1. People who say their आप friend then stab आप in the back, या are'nt really your friend.

2. People who pretend to be somthing there not, (Ex: There are WAY to many people saying they ARE famous models,or they look like somone, they act like there all big and bad, then are total CRYBABIES)

3.Someone who lies...If आप can't speak the truth PLEASE do us ALL a favor AND shutup.

4. Someone who buys clothes, dye's there hair just to be like others.

पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

टिप्पणी दे on this and I'll answer these qustions about you:
I like that______
I dislike that you_______
I think that you________
I would______if आप died: पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

allstar weekend follows me on twitter......Allstar MOTHER FUCKING WEEKEND FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER!!!! omfg im going to DIE XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

I'm back! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Today, this little kid I babysit saw my union jack shirt, & asked if I am from England, I कहा no, but told her I want to live there someday. She said, "But do आप know how to speek British? आप won't be able to understand anyone if आप don't."

I reply, in an accent, "Yeah, mate, I can speak British right well."

She looks at me like I'm crazy XD पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

What's up with Pie? लोल पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Why does everyone get angry with another individual when he/she has their own opinions? Everyone's entitled to their own opinion. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

If blind people wear sunglasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

What exactly is this club about? O_o पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Anyone know of any gd फिल्में to watch? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Can people STOP saying 'Please answer,' 'Please add me back,' 'Please reply,' Please, please, please, etc.

It sounds pathetic. If people don't want to, they don't have to.

And for Gods sake put an actual question, not 'Help!' 'Ducks go Moo!' 'Answer please!'

BE SPECIFIC AND CHECK YOUR GRAMMAR!

Thanx... I'm sure a few people can agree on this? :/ पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Selena Gomez is such a WHORE. my god. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

YAY 302 FANS! FUCK YEAH BABY!!!! :D पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

have fun without making fun पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

When / if आप ever add me, don't scream 'Add me back please!' I find it annoying and kinda sad -__- पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL ? •MUSIC: We have YouTube for that. •SPORT: I have a Wii. •SPANISH: I watch Dora. •ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK) •MATH: That’s why we have calculators. •GEOGRAPHY: I’ll buy a globe. •HISTORY: They’re all dead anyway. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

MY SCALP ICHES!!!!!!!!!!!!! what do i do????? पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

“I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He कहा I will be so brief I have already finished, and he sat down.” ~Gene Fowler पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

Fudge! :) पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

It cracks me up when people doesn't seem to know when you're being serious या joking. पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना

feel free to add me every one!!!!!!!! पोस्टेड एक साल  से अधिक पुराना