Sparta Remix I am Grounded Improved

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Some Ways to Save the Earth

posted by Mallory101

1. Recycle aluminum and glass.
2. Buy energy efficient appliances
3. Run clothes washers only when fully loaded, but don't overload
4. Plant a tree
5. Do all ironing at one time
6. Buy recycled paper
7. Buy low wattage या compact fluorescent light bulbs
8. Turn off lights that don't need to be on
9. Use cold water instead of hot
10. Use small ovens या stove-top cooking methods instead of your large oven
11. Bring your own reusable bags to the grocery store
12. Write companies urging them to use paper rather than plastics and styrofoam
13. Buy products that will last
14. Support environmentally conscious...

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What happened last night...

posted by MrsPattinsonXO

Okay, so I was sitting on the सोफ़ा, सोफे last night watching some rubbish टेलीविज़न दिखाना and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my इंद्रधनुष colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I प्यार आप soooooo much' and so I was like 'I प्यार आप more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting आप a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting आप one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten मिनटों later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END

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just some बिना सोचे समझे websites

posted by big-fat-meanie

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Life is a test, Graded on a curve.

posted by hm94991

A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P

At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.

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10 logical ways to win a band-off if youre in band at a football game

posted by Nayeli53

Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the तुरही, ट्रॉम्बोन to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky या disgusting, like melted चॉकलेट या a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand या went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The तारा, स्टार Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...

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CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP?

posted by sapherequeen

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of आप and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my प्रिय fictional characters :,(

Sorry, I know this picture may annoy some of you and look senseless to others. But it makes me feel better when I see one of my favorite fictional characters :,(

*Sigh* Ok, I am having a very big problem with my प्रोफ़ाइल page; it has expired.

You see, when I was on फैन्पॉप like three weeks पूर्व this organization called GreenAV falsified (lied) to me that I had over 41 viruses on my laptop. My stepfather bought GreenAV because we thought it would protect our computer. Boy, were we dead wrong. GreenAV happens to be this company made in Israel to steal identities of other people around the world and their money. GreenAV also infects your computer with viruses. Unfortunately, I discovered this too late. Now my laptop is at a repair shop, and my mom told me...

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mysterious प्यार chapter three

posted by lilred96

Mysterious love
-chapter three-

Went he sat down I got a little scared.My stomach felt weried like it was trying too jump out.He was there I wanted too say hi but I just could'nt get it out.so I was just sitting there a nervous wreck chewing on the चोटी, शीर्ष of my eraser I kept wanting too look at him becuse I could feel him looking at me.finaly I snuke a peek he was staring at me but when he seen me looking he quickly looked down at his notebook.Then I looked down at my blank paper when the teacher कहा "Ok class dont forget too read chapter 8 in your book" I took my text book out of my new desk...

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और facts!! Part 4

posted by patrisha727

अजवायन, अजवाइन has negative calories. It takes और calories to eat a piece of अजवायन, अजवाइन than the अजवायन, अजवाइन has in it to begin with.

In eighteenth-century English gambling dens, there was an employee whose only job was to निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन the dice if there was a police raid.

The human tongue tastes कड़वा things with the taste buds toward the back. Salty and pungent flavors are tasted in the middle of the tongue, sweet flavors at the tip.

A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze and keep one's eyes open at the same time.

In 1778, fashionable women of Paris never went out in blustery...

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GETTING VERY RANDOM!

posted by Dan_07

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Ways To Annoy People At The फिल्में

posted by BellaCullen96

Throw पॉपकॉर्न in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
During the previews, yell, "Can आप fast-forward it?"
Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"
Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
Tell the man selling पॉपकॉर्न that the bathroom is flooding.
Yell out what is going to happen.
Wear a cape and when its your turn to get पॉपकॉर्न yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.
Say that they cannot sit अगला to आप because आप invisible friend already is.
Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror...

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Leaving {CHAPTER 2}

posted by Yama

Emily had the हुड, डाकू down today and it was quite warm. The car rushed as if it was too eager to get to the harbour. या maybe it was just me not wanting to leave home, whichever it was I didn't like it. Emily was blabbering on about what her fiance had got her for going away, she was so excited. As far as I could make out through my thoughts is that it was a big broach with a extremly rare stone in it.
I just smiled occasionly at her and tried (failing miserably) to look excited. Emily turned around after five मिनटों of silence,"Hon whats wrong I noticed this as soon as आप got into the car but...

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बिना सोचे समझे Moment

posted by vamp_grl_123

Ok so here is a bunch of बिना सोचे समझे Moments i will be writting. All are true.

I was at my locker getting ready for after lunch and my firends stopped to talk. It was Joe, Ben, Jack, Lilly, and Shelly.

Joe: Sukki, we're Lilly's man firends (not all were guys but Lily, Shelly, and me.)

Me: लोल ... *thinks* HEY!

Lilly: *laughing* OMG आप needed to think?

Jack: Wow Sukki. we didn't mean you. but that was funny.

Shelly: *laughing*

Hope आप liked this ramdom moment!!!

p.s. real names not used!!!!

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that आप "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that आप haven't received enough चॉकलेट sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every सवाल with another question. As soon as one of आप says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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19 ways to: Explain why आप are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go घर and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted द्वारा aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late आप are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me आगे to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...

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बिना सोचे समझे वॉलपेपर्स

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OMG Hannah Monatana OMG!

posted by ihavOTD

I am Anti- Miley because of this:

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that आप can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can तारीख, दिनांक Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do आप realize how crazy and gross a lot of प्रशंसकों are???? Here is a gross लेख about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached द्वारा “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

color dumbness

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The Best Divorce Letter Ever!

posted by McDreamyluva

Here's the famous 'Best Divorce Letter' द्वारा Dan to Connie, pretty hilarious, definitely a must read! xD

Dear Connie,

I know the counselor कहा we shouldn't contact each other during our "cooling off" period, but I couldn't wait anymore.

The दिन आप left, I swore I'd never talk to आप again but that was just the wounded little boy in me talking. Still, I never wanted to be the first on to make contact. In my fantasies, it was always आप who would come crawling back to me. I guess my pride needed that. But now I see that my pride’s cost me a lot of things. I'm tired of pretending I don't miss you....

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COLD IS A RELATIVE THING

posted by i_luv_angst

65 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat.
People in Wisconsin plant gardens.

60 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Wisconsin sunbathe.

50 above zero:
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down.

40 above zero:
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero
People in Miami all die.
Wisconsinites close the windows.

Zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico...

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SonAmy!

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Sparta Remix I am Grounded *Improved*

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