Good Good द्वारा Ashanti

Have आप ever wanted to annoy someone so bad that they want to kill you? Then this लेख is right for you! Hahaha. आप know I've tried most of them and it does work. :P

1. Use potty humor. Announce to them that आप have to go to the bathroom, and that आप think that they should go too, as they have been holding it in for quite a while. When they do go to the bathroom, call out to them things like: "Are आप doing okay in there?". To make it even और annoying, if there are other people in the bathroom, proudly announce to them: "My friend is in there," pointing at the bathroom stall. When you...

Well, I opened up my mailbox the other दिन and pulled out a letter adressed to me from some...person named "Kether Smith". And first thing I thought was "Kether.... that's a weird name!" but I opened up the letter anyway hoping that this "Kether" was a secret admierer या something sending me some money, but insted, the letter कहा (word for word! I'm typing this strait out of the letter!)

Dahlia,
    I know that you’ll want to come looking for me, but don’t. I’m not worth it. आप remember that हार I gave you? That holds some of my power within it, so it’s okay...