1. When आप get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"
2. When he asks why आप were speeding, tell him आप wanted to race.
3. When he talks to you, pretend आप are deaf.
4. If he asks if आप knew how fast आप were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......
5. Ask if आप can see his gun.
6. When he says आप aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.
7. Touch him.
8. When he asks why आप were speeding, tell him आप had to buy a hat.
9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.
10. Refer to him द्वारा his first name.
11. Pretend you...
continue reading...