[[[please note the following: the 2 individuals sex is unknown, even to me, hence why they have names that could be either. But their accents are very Monty Python. Also, "mature humor" is contained. आप are warned.]]]
Parker: 'Ey! Look over there, that fella's got three legs! Logan: What? No 'e don't! Parker: Yes, 'e does! Look! Logan:...that's not a leg, that's 'is-- Parker: -- OH MY GAWD!.... आप think 'e 'as a girlfriend? Logan: I 'e does, she sure is lucky. Parker: Lucky या in pain... Logan: Yeah.... 'ow does 'e get it into 'is pants? Parker: I don't know, go ask 'im! Logan: I'm not gonna ask 'im,...
I have a dream that one दिन this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."
I have a dream that one दिन on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the तालिका, टेबल of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one दिन even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally. 2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class. 3. Twitch a lot. 4. Talk while pretending to be asleep. 5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with बीयर, बियर and dump sardines in it. Talk to them. 6. Become a subgenius. 7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG. 8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin. 9. Speak in tongues. 10. हटाइए your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually...
18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. आप are going to fail the class completely no matter what आप get on the final exam)
1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"
2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read सवालों aloud, वाद-विवाद your जवाब with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure आप can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3) Bring cheerleaders.
4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five मिनटों into it, loudly say to the...