--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never कहा आप NEED a nose job. I just कहा it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could आप excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have दिया someone like आप a सेकंड look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I तारीख, दिनांक just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never कहा आप NEED a nose job. I just कहा it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could आप excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have दिया someone like आप a सेकंड look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I तारीख, दिनांक just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered द्वारा our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 सेकंड्स (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call आप forth.
Hoping आप are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered द्वारा our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 सेकंड्स (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call आप forth.
Hoping आप are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's संगीत teacher once कहा of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school बास्केटबाल, बास्केटबॉल, बास्केट बॉल team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt डिज़्नी because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a महीना and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's संगीत teacher once कहा of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school बास्केटबाल, बास्केटबॉल, बास्केट बॉल team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt डिज़्नी because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a महीना and dropped out forever.
There are immortal stories on प्रेमी and immortal कोट्स on love. Even in the stories that ended in tragedy, प्यार has never failed but only the प्रेमी have. They stand evergreen and are suitable for all ages of time, whatever is the advancement in technology and science. They are suitable.
