RICKROLL'D!!! <3

हे there Delilah, I’ve been pacing the pews in a church corridor, but I’ve got a short attention span. I’m a natural disaster, and…oh, wait! Here I go again! I’m सिंडरेला on her bedroom floor, oh dear Butcher, what happened? I’m gonna sleep my whole life away, cos I’m only waiting on the अगला best thing. I’m a sheepish wolf, but I only eat buttons. Don’t आप even think of putting your teeth on me! Now I’m of consenting age, but I’m forever young. I’m the greatest thing you’d ever imagine, but I’m sick and tired of waiting in your red pick-up truck. I’m headed...

found this on the net:

29 Annoying Ways to Order a पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press बिना सोचे समझे numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would आप please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation आप are about to dictate. Ask if they're getting all of this...