RICKROLL'D!!! <3

1. Go outside, and if आप see someone, take the बिना सोचे समझे person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic चुंबन scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger सीट of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why कुत्ता only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to गाना in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is...

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All आप Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.


The fastest way to a fisherman's दिल is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...

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18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. आप are going to fail the class completely no matter what आप get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read सवालों aloud, वाद-विवाद your जवाब with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure आप can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five मिनटों into it, loudly say to the...

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24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of आप just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your ब्रीफ़केस या purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name टॅग्स to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...