Man: If I could see आप naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw आप naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen आप someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this सीट empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if आप sit down.
Man: Your place या mine?
Woman: Both. आप go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do आप do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: हे baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do आप like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would आप stay there?
Man: Why aren't आप married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't आप married yet?
Woman:Why aren't आप thin?
Man: Why aren't आप married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
Woman: If I saw आप naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Haven't I seen आप someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this सीट empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if आप sit down.
Man: Your place या mine?
Woman: Both. आप go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do आप do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: हे baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do आप like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would आप stay there?
Man: Why aren't आप married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?
Man: Why aren't आप married yet?
Woman:Why aren't आप thin?
Man: Why aren't आप married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
A fwd I got:
The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my फ्रेंड्स get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a टैको, taco so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go द्वारा herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly
The teacher told Pepito to make sentences with his spelling words
1.cheese=Maria likes me but cheese fat
2.mushroom=wen all my फ्रेंड्स get in the car, there isn't mushroom
3.shoulder=my friend didn't know how to make a टैको, taco so I shoulder
4.texas=my friend always texas me fwds
5.herpes=me and my friend shared a piza, I got my piece and she got herpes
6.july=ju told me ju were going to the store and july to me! !! Julyer!!!!!
7.rectum=I had two cars, but my wife rectum
8.chicken=I was going to tje store with my wife but chicken go द्वारा herself
9.wheelchair=we only have one soda but ita ok wheelchair
10.chicken wing=my mom plays the lottery so chicken wing
11.liver=a bully was messing wit my sister and I told him to liver alone
12.bodywash=I wanted to go to the bar but no bodywash my kids
13.budweiser=that woman over there has a nice body, budweiser her face so ugly
