1. When in a public place, randomly shout "I TOLD आप TO STAY OFF DRUGS!" See what he/she does.
2. When your फ्रेंड्स is trying to tell आप something important, grab a bag of Doritos and start eating them furiously.
3. When आप फ्रेंड्स is trying to have a conversation with you, yell out "I प्यार YOU, TOO!" Repeat every few minutes.
4. If आप go to a McDonalds with your friends, when its time to order, randomly yell out "IT'S RONALD मैकडॉनल्ड्स RETARDED PURPLE FRIEND!" Then go hug a बिना सोचे समझे stranger.
5. When your friend is wearing a new white shirt, cover your hands with that नारंगी, ऑरेंज dust आप get on...
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