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posted by chillyneon

Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell आप a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told आप to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If आप die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The लोकप्रिय girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my कमीज, शर्ट on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If आप are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some बिना सोचे समझे guy/girl = Is this सीट empty?
आप = Yes and this one will be too if आप sit here.

I'll write और soon!!!

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Emmanuel रे to attend Pre Cannes Film Social in Jewel, लंडन Covent Garden

posted by ts_ilieva

Emmanuel रे as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. चित्र courtesy फल District Films.

Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.

On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel रे will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted द्वारा actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted द्वारा Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...

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how to survive 7th grade द्वारा 1BTRfan (chapter 1 part 1)

posted by 1BTRfan

Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first दिन of 7th grade I was so excited to see my फ्रेंड्स after summer yay. Well the first दिन of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my फ्रेंड्स Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m घर and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She कहा “I might come back to page अगला semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HETALIA! Great Britain VS France

posted by SheWolf11

France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! आप call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! आप DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All आप are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has और dick! I have an army of Red Coats! आप have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...

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The Babysitter Part 1

posted by adaug

Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so आप guy will need a babysitter!

*10 मिनटों later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!

*59 मिनटों later*
Amber:I wuv चाय parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are आप doing?
Amber:Having a चाय party!
Ashley:Can I...

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Actual McDonalds Job Application

posted by Aimee147

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President या Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a साल plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...

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चोटी, शीर्ष 15 best looking ऐनीमे dudes

posted by angelscry

(there is no order)

1.Allen walker (d grey man)
2.Gaara (naruto/shippuden
3.Hatsuharu sohma (fruits basket)
4.Deidara (naruto shippuden)
5.Senri shiki (vampire knight)
6.Tsubasa otori (beyblade/metal masters)
7.Toushiro hitsugaya (bleach the movie)
8.Neji hyuga (naruto/shippuden)
9.Mystel (beyblade g revolution)
10.zelgardis breywords (the slayers)
11.hikaru (ouran highschool host club)
12.china (hetalia) (i think?)
13.hanabusa (vampire knight)
14.takama ichijo (vampire knight)
15.zaku (naruto) (deceased aka dead)

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बिना सोचे समझे jokes....(actually they r PJs)

posted by pollydbookworm

This बत्तख, बतख walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do आप have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the बत्तख, बतख leaves.

The अगला day, the बत्तख, बतख returns and asks, "Do आप have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the बत्तख, बतख leaves.

The दिन after that, the बत्तख, बतख walks in the store again and asks "Do आप have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told आप no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if आप come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...

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18 Reasons Why it Sucks to be the Akward Girl

posted by msfit39

1. Every दिन at school is the same
2. आप never know if your braids look digusting या not
3. आप are so used to never talking that if somebody says something to you, never know how to react
4. आप would like to think that people notice या even think about आप but आप are really just the big ugly quiet black girl nobody knows या cares about
5. आप worry people will write nasty टिप्पणियाँ on your फैन्पॉप लेख that is obvioustly meant to vent your feeling out
6. On the weekend all आप do is watch tv and sleep and play with your cat
7. When आप only really have like 3 फ्रेंड्स at school and 2 of them...

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The दिखाना SpongeBob Squarepants linked to attention problems and learning.

posted by carsfan

The दिखाना SpongeBob linked to attention problems and learning

The दिखाना SpongeBob SquarePants is pointed द्वारा a study which indicates that the viewing for only nine मिनटों of the दिखाना may cause short-term attention problems and learning in children four years.

Such problems have been observed in a study of 60 randomly selected children to watch SpongeBob या Caillou, in which तस्वीरें change और slowly, या to draw in nine minutes.

Immediately after this activity, children were tested for mental function. And those who watched SpongeBob scored lower than others.

Previous studies had already established...

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fun "rules" of life and a Cynic's guide to life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I'm putting two funny लेखाए together in one, hope आप enjoy it!

Some fun rules
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
2. I प्यार deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would आप know?
4. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
5. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
6. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
7. Tell me what आप need, and I'll tell you...

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The Evil Teddy Bear: Lets Solve The Mistery Gang

posted by darktheheghog

previously on the Evil Teddy Bear: Tina Unlocked the door to their house and they all walked inside then Peter put the Teddy भालू on the self after that they all got hungery so Tina went to the shops to get some खाना while Peter and Jenni were playing Uno they heard a crash in the रसोई, रसोईघर and ran over there they got a big shock when they saw how messy the रसोई, रसोईघर was when Tina got घर she saw what the रसोई, रसोईघर was like and she got a big shock herself then while they all were thinking of a plan to see who did this to their घर the Teddy भालू was hiding in the रसोई, रसोईघर cupboard as it chuckled...

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15 BEST Excuses for falling asleep at your डेस्क

posted by iluvsmj

15) They told me at the blood bank that this might happen.

14) This is just a 15 मिनट power nap like they raved about in the last
time-management course आप sent me to.

13) Whew! Guess I left the चोटी, शीर्ष off of the Liquid Paper.

12) I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.

11) This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people.

10) I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance.

9) I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress.
Are आप discriminating against people who practice yoga?

8) I was doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise...

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बिना सोचे समझे facts!!!!!!!!!!

posted by kinga10111

..... बिना सोचे समझे Facts .....

If आप have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, आप have $1.19. आप also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the लिंकन Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest बिना सोचे समझे speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties...

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36 Weird Facts That आप PROBABLY Never Heard Of

posted by TotalDramaChick

1.Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

2.Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

3.There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

4.The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

5.A शार्क is the only मछली that can blink with both eyes.

6.There are और chickens than people in the world.

7.Two-thirds of the world's बैंगन is grown in New Jersey.

8.The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

9.On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.

10.All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on...

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Barbara Streisand द्वारा बत्तख, बतख Sauce Lyrics

posted by myareid17

Barbra Streisand

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Barbra Streisand

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Barbra Streisand

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Barbra Streisand

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The Script to the episode Invader Zim:Nubs Of Doom

posted by invadercalliope

INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids द्वारा their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and गिर in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. गिर simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....

Kanon (2006) Ending Theme – Kaze no Tadoritsuku Basho

posted by invadercalliope

Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no आप ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...

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45 कोट्स A La Melancholia

posted by cute20k

Okay, I don't really cry a lot but these कोट्स are all a little sad. They're in no particular order.

1. "A million words wouldnt bring आप back, I know because I tried. Neither would a million tears, I know because I've cried."

2. "When you're in प्यार and आप get hurt, it's like a cut, it will heal with time but the scars will never fade"

3. "What happens when he's your prince charming, but you're not his cinderella?"

4. "The worst feeling in the world is giving all the प्यार आप have and knowing it will never be returned"

5. "You probably won't remember me. I'm probably ancient history. I'm one...

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11 fun\funny things to do at Walmart

posted by Lady10358

1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are आप OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's हैलोवीन go to the costume section and grab a हैलोवीन bag and go up to a बिना सोचे समझे person and say "Trick या treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if आप know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher गाड़ी and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When आप see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...