The Princess Bride!

1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the गिटार for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If आप get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...

1.Ride mechanical घोड़े with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an आइपॉड या something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the खाना sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the संगीत store whether आप can get a CD that आप know they dont have and ask really...

1) Scenes with swearing will be removed

2) All nudity scenes of France will also be removed

3) जापान is too "japanese" so 4Kids gives him blonde hair and blue eyes

4) All mentions of WW1 and WW2 will be removed

5) England's eyebrows will be too scary for little kids, so we give him thin eyebrows instead

6) All the Voice Actors will be American, and there will be no accents

7) Blood will be removed

8) Poland is actually a girl

9) Russia is removed because 4Kids are afraid of Russians (or anything that's foreign)

10) Prussia isn't a real country! So we'll remove him!

11) Neither is Sealand, so he is removed...

The city of San Francisco is asking Kulbir Dhaliwal, who was attacked द्वारा a tiger at the San Francisco Zoo on क्रिस्मस दिन 2007, to reimburse them over $75,000 for the city-funded medical care he received after the mauling.
Cold viruses can survive on objects like telephones and railings for up to three hours.
More suicides occur in the Grand Canyon than in any other national park.
There are और bacteria in the ice machines at fast खाना restaurants than in toilet bowl water.
Alcohol-related traffic fatalities are और than twice as common on New Year's Eve as other midweek winter evenings.
Two...

First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended द्वारा this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If आप have a reason for a दिखाना I put टिप्पणी दे and I might add it(ill give credit about it to आप because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long पढ़ना right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen या any interesting...

1. When their watching TV get in their way and say "I'm in your way!! Im in your way!!"
2. Say "beep, beep beep..." until they snap
3. Call them on their cell phone when their out on a तारीख, दिनांक या something, and in a weird voice say "Hello?! Can I send u a box of waffles" (LOL I don't know)
4. When their sleeping take a bottle of water and wake them up द्वारा dumping it on them and saying "Sorry! I came to bring it for u to drink, I didn't realize it slipped"
5. If आप have a dog या cat (that DON'T sleep with your parents) dump him/her when there asleep
6. When आप spill any liquid blame it on the gods
7....

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OW!!!!!!!!!



Shake a chicka.

Ah

As they came into the voodoo
There was sound out...
Like a sheepdog.
He can make up your apartment.
He let the buck stay
On the carpet.
Sharon ate upon the table.
Makin' sushi... was a navel.
So she rented out the bedroom...
She was struck down...
By a centipede.

Annie are आप walking?
So, Annie are आप walking?
Are आप walking Annie?
Annie are आप walking?
So, Annie are आप walking?
Are आप walking?
Annie are आप walking?
-screams- SO, ANNIE ARE आप WALKING???!!!!
ARE आप WALKING ANNIE??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dramatic choir:
Annie are आप walking?
With your dentist
Are...

101 Ways to
Annoy Your Roomate

1. Insist that आप are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the बिस्तर holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say आप know nothing about them.

2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors द्वारा your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.

3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as आप can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep...