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01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If आप can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If आप can't see Chuck Norris आप may be only सेकंड्स away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony,...

1. Watch the sunset together.

2. Whisper to each other.

3. Cook for each other.

4. Walk in the rain.

5. Hold hands


6. Buy gifts for each other.

7. Roses.

8. Find out their प्रिय cologne/perfume and wear it every time you're together.

9. Go for a long walk down the समुद्र तट at midnight.

10. Write कविता for each other.

11. Hugs are the universal medicine.

12. Say only when आप mean it and make sure they know आप mean it.

13. Give बिना सोचे समझे gifts of flowers/candy/poetry etc.

14. Tell her that she's the only girl आप ever want. Don't lie!

15. Spend every सेकंड possible together.

16. Look into each other's eyes....