1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My चॉकलेट
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too खट्टा
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My अंगूर stepped on a तालिका, टेबल lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My चॉकलेट
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too खट्टा
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My अंगूर stepped on a तालिका, टेबल lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
A: To get to the सेकंड hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
A: To get hit द्वारा my car.
Q: Why did the woman पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
A: To get to the सेकंड hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
A: To get hit द्वारा my car.
Q: Why did the woman पार करना, क्रॉस the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell आप 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person आप don't know
2)Then twirl another बिना सोचे समझे persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a बिना सोचे समझे persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool गाना the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and दिखाना them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a बिना सोचे समझे person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person आप don't know
2)Then twirl another बिना सोचे समझे persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a बिना सोचे समझे persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool गाना the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and दिखाना them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a बिना सोचे समझे person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
