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10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her पिज़्ज़ा, पिज्जा cut into six pieces या twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did आप get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office रसोई, रसोईघर one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...

44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make आप tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are आप remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with आप when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves आप more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her फ्रेंड्स say i प्यार her और than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...