Preferably shouted.
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO आप WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
आप CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY आप HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY दिन (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
कुतिया, मतलबी WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT नितंब, गधा CUZ आप CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
"DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO आप WEIGH
HA-HA-HA-HA
आप CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY आप HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
OH!
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY दिन (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
कुतिया, मतलबी WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT नितंब, गधा CUZ आप CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH."
--
Happy Holidays~
What I'm gonna post is something for fun. In other ways, we sometimes find that true between most of husbands and wives.
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first दिन after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do आप want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do आप प्यार me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do आप think that one दिन आप may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can आप किस me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do आप think that आप may पंच me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the चोटी, शीर्ष in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
-A short conversation between husband and his wife.
Check out the first दिन after the wedding.
Husband: Wow! finally my dream will come true.
Wife: Do आप want me to leave you?
Husband: Noo! don't say that again.
Wife: Do आप प्यार me?
Husband: Suuuure.
Wife: So, do आप think that one दिन आप may leave me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: Okay, can आप किस me *blushes*?
Husband: Of course, also on your face (cheek).
Wife: Do आप think that आप may पंच me one day?
Husband: Noway.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: yeah.
Wife: Darling.
-Now read the conversation from the below to the चोटी, शीर्ष in order to know what happened after one year.
Have fun. ;D
I originally got this in a forwarded text, and I thought I'd pass it along. The premise of it is just about girls and best फ्रेंड्स and how we're always there for each other no matter what.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the अगला morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
Disclaimer: I did not create this! It's just a cute little poem I thought deserved to be shared :]
To my girls...
Here's to the shit we talk,
The guys we stalk,
The way we shop,
The laughs we can't stop.
The gossip we spill,
The looks that can kill.
To having each other's back,
Getting each other on the right track.
To the अगला morning gettin' all the facts.
Drownin' in beers,
Spillin' the tears.
We'll stay together through the years.
