My Little टट्टू Physics Presentation

This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare



The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The और he gives to others, the और he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer या और flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a स्रोत of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever आप ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...

FHM Magazine released a सूची a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do आप all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people या that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late दिखाना With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved द्वारा The...

not द्वारा me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot या putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast खाना restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...

Stand on चोटी, शीर्ष of the high board and say आप won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because आप have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend आप can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the चोटी, शीर्ष of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...

I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to पार करना, क्रॉस the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...

Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service डेस्क and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid या a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

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'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only द्वारा preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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The government of people, द्वारा the people, for the people shall...