Concrete Giraffes

Well this is my first लेख on the link प्रशंसक Club article. I need to straight my mind द्वारा saying what I hate loudly and clear!

A Few Fanpoppers Pretending To Be A Character
Well one think I straightly hate are Fanpoppers pretending to be a cartoon character, या a movie character. I hate it when a Fanpopper just come and goes to a club दीवार saying "I'm a *character name* no joke," and then when people ask the user what happen in the story in the end, they'd say "Sorry, *character name* कहा I can't tell.." and just a few days later, disappointed not believed द्वारा someone just say sorry and say this...

Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes आप look illiterate and lazy. If आप want people to have time in their lives to read something आप posted, आप don't do something आप know आप would hate. To...

1. When आप get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why आप were speeding, tell him आप wanted to race. 

3. When he talks to you, pretend आप are deaf. 

4. If he asks if आप knew how fast आप were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 

5. Ask if आप can see his gun. 

6. When he says आप aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 

7. Touch him. 

8. When he asks why आप were speeding, tell him आप had to buy a hat. 

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 

10. Refer to him द्वारा his first name. 

11. Pretend you...