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Things to do that Freak Parents Out (WARNING: ATTEMPT AT YOUR OWN RISK!)

posted by wolfgrrl

1. AT DINNER: Look at your parent with crazy eyes, and whenever they say something, repeat the last word.

2. When they say, "What are आप doing?", say, "What are आप doing?" (emphasize the YOU)

3. IN THE LIVING ROOM: Tell your sibling to hide behind the सोफ़ा, सोफे until आप give them the signal. Call your parent into the room. Start crying and say "Mom! Dad! (sibling's name) ran away! Call the police!" When they call the police, give your sibling the signal. Enjoy parents reactions. (WARNING: ATTEMPT THIS ONE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!)

4. WHEN THEY MAKE SOMETHING GROSS FOR DINNER: Ask them which restaurant...

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चोटी, शीर्ष 60 Ghetto Bible Names

posted by TDAPlayer158

link

60. Matthias
59. Thaddeus
58. Asia
57. Ananias
56. Syria
55. Ephesus
54. Esau
53. Mt. Zion
52. An-ti-och
51. King Nebuchadnezzar
50. Macedonia
49. Jacob
48. Moses
47. Judah
46. Abraham
45. Kerith
44. Sapphira
43. Ahab
42. Rehoboam
41. Jeroboam
40. Baasha
39. Mahar-shalal-hash-baz
38. Maale-akrabbim
37. Isaiah
36. Je'ho'sha'phat
35. Ahaziah
34. क्वीन Athaliah
33. Pastor Eric
32. Zechariah
31. Joel
30. Pastor Ian
29. Jeremiah
28. Brad
27. Abijah
26. Ahijah
25. Uzziah
24. Thessalonians
23. Jerusalem
22. Titus
21. Tabitha
20. Thaddeus
19. Pastor Kerry
18. Tirshatha
17. Dalmatia
16. Simon-Peter-Leaka-tepha-lika
15. Hezekiah
14. Barrabas
13. Tarpelites
12. Demetrius
11. Deuteronomy
10. Exodus
09. Leviticus
08. Ezekiel
07. Gethsemane
06. Mary
05. Gabriel
04. Matthew-Mark-Luke-Johnaliqua
03. Gettah Hepher
02. Kadesh Barnea
01. JESUS

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How Sexy Is Your Name?

posted by blaise_jez

I found this on the internet.
Add up all of the letters in your first
name using this:
A=100 N=450
B=14 O=80
C=9 P=2
D=28 Q=12
E=145 R=400
F=12 S=113
G=3 T=405
H=10 U=1
I=200 V=10
J=100 W=10
K=114 X=3
L=100 Y=210
M=25 Z=23

60 points and under= not sexy
From 61 to 300 points= not too sexy
From 301 to 599 points= pretty sexy!
From 600 to 1000 points= very sexy!
From 1000 to 1500 points= very, very sexy!
1501 points and over= very, very, very sexy!

Example
Carly {my name}
C A R एल Y
9 + 100 + 400 + 100 + 210= 819 points
819 points = very sexy!

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20 Ways to Annoy a Public Bathroom Stallmate

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

20 Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmate

1. Stick your open palm under the stall दीवार and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?”

2. Say, “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t have put my lips on that.”

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Damn, this water's cold!"

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh sh*t, my glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Hmm, I've never seen that color before,. . ."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 सेकंड्स and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly....

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50 Ways to Annoy People at the Movies!

posted by wild-bby

The List

1. Throw पॉपकॉर्न in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can आप fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
——————————————————————————————————-
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling पॉपकॉर्न that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get पॉपकॉर्न yell, “I’m...

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Facts of the USA Did आप know......

posted by patrisha727

1.1 out of every 8 couples married in the U.S. last साल met online?

2.New York City has 578 miles of waterfront?

3.In New York, at the चोटी, शीर्ष of a गगनचुंबी इमारत it is possible for people to see snow falling while people on the ground see rain?

4.Passports issued द्वारा the US after January 1, 2007 have always-on radio frequency identification chips?

5.Shopping is the most लोकप्रिय domestic trip activity द्वारा American travelers?

6.There are almost two million women veterans in the US?

7.The average American woman weighs 140 pounds?

8.The average clothing size for women in America is size 14?

9.The longest street...

Tails the लोमड़ी, फॉक्स

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Scary stuff! :O

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कल्पना

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Nature

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बिना सोचे समझे

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बिना सोचे समझे people

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MINI-CAKES! TOO CUTE!

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Splash of Color

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Billboards चोटी, शीर्ष 100 Songs of 2010

posted by lexie2635

1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED आप NOW-Lady Antebellum
3-HEY, SOUL SISTER-Train
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY आप LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
8-BAD ROMANCE-Lady Gaga
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
17-TEENAGE DREAM-Katy Perry
18-JUST THE WAY आप ARE-Bruno...

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Billy Connolly's 14 things i hate about people

posted by SarBear1579

NOTE EVERYONE I DID NOT MAKE THIS!!

* People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

* People who are willing to get off their arse to खोजिए the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

* When people say "Oh आप just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if आप can't eat it?

* When people say "it's always the last place आप look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would आप keep...

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और blonde jokes

posted by karpach_13

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can आप tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The जोस्टिक, जॉयस्टिक is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her और attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do आप say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are आप boys all in the same band?
A3: Do आप guys all play for the Green खाड़ी, बे Packers?

Q: How do आप make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde...