बिना सोचे समझे Club
शामिल होइए
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by TDItwin
here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this बिना सोचे समझे ninger play (sorry if i offend आप i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a महीना so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are आप in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an ईमो makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what आप mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for आप !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate आप !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an ईमो he has no emotins except for the one that is ईमो ...GOD WHY DO आप EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 सेकंड्स till आप all cry total ninger theme song
 look at them
look at them
50 Fun things to do in a Grocery Store

1. Ask the produce manager if he happens to have any fresh Oompah Loompah fruit.

2. While holding a cantaloupe directly in front of your chest, squeeze it and smile dreamily.

3. Every time आप turn the corner with your shopping cart, shout “Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”

4. Go up to the manager and tell him या her that you’ve लॉस्ट your mommy.

5. While waiting in line at the checkout, juggle some lemons.

6. Tiptoe stealthily up and down the aisles – and around corners – with a magnifying glass.

7. While scratching frantically, ask the manager if he या she has anything...
continue reading...
1.    Unplug the refrigerator.
2.    Turn the ओवन on.
3.    Rearrange the furniture. (Turn a bedroom into a dining room, and vice versa.)
4.    Hide the remote.
5.    Hide the television.
6.    Hide the pets.
7.    Change the answering machine message.
8.    Turn off the answering machine.
9.    Change the speed dial numbers.
10.    Change the alarm clock time to twelve hours earlier.
11.    Add...
continue reading...
NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If आप keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical मछली stores.

4.A Wisconsin फोर्कलिफ्ट, forklift operator for a Miller बीयर, बियर distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper दिखा रहा है him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...
continue reading...
72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her आप प्यार her.

5. Call her before आप sleep and after आप wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease आप back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her प्रिय movie with her या her प्रिय दिखाना even if आप think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes....
continue reading...
1. Guys may be flirting around all दिन but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

2. When a guy really likes you, he'll disregard all your bad characteristics.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get the girl's attention.

5. आप have to tell a guy what आप really want before he gets the message clearly.

6. Guys प्यार their moms या grandmas.

7. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn't mean that the guy likes her.

8. आप can never understand him unless आप listen to him.

9. Beware. Guys can make gossips...
continue reading...
added by emma-janee
not द्वारा me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot या putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast खाना restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...
continue reading...
Stand on चोटी, शीर्ष of the high board and say आप won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because आप have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend आप can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the चोटी, शीर्ष of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
continue reading...
I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken पार करना, क्रॉस the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to पार करना, क्रॉस the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
continue reading...
added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus
Found this on Google. Hope it makes ya laugh.

1. Set all the alarm clocks to go off in 10-minute intervals

2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, “Code 3 in housewares,…”and see what happens.

3. Go to the Service डेस्क and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay away.

4. Find one of the workers who is making a pyramid या a display of something and as soon as they are finished with it, ask for the thing that’s on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you.

5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a “Going Out of Business Sale, All Items 99% Off”

6....
continue reading...
added by MSboySLO
added by Rodz
Source: ewallpapers.org
added by Cliff040479
Source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/77371316@N00/72816738/
added by EminemAddict09
Source: my awesomeness
added by ladolcevita
Source: Hmmm... Um,well EW.com, Everglow, Mugglenet, me!, forgot the last
posted by vlad_todd_fan
1. Dress all in thick leather so that they can't bite या scratch you. 2. Carry a gun so that those bitches don't kill ya. (obviously). 3. Make sure to hook up with फ्रेंड्स that aren't zombified. 4. Carry a चाकू of some sort at ALL times. 5. Don't stay out after dark. 6. Go to huge houses nearby to party it up. 7. Don't get drunk, आप don't know what'll happen. 8. Destroy something to let off some steam. 9. Make sure to have a back-up plan when plan A. doesn't work. 10. Get over to a बास Pro खरीडिए या anywhere with plenty of survival tools. 11. Go to a corny gift खरीडिए and destroy everything...
continue reading...