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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the फूल girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure आप disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call आप repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure आप set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill चॉकलेट fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid हटाइए द्वारा getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your फ्रेंड्स hit आप on the back and spit out a piece of white gum या a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until आप have $20 या more.
#7 If आप have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do शिशु come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob या संगीत videos.
#4 Go around गाना the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
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I bet I know what some of आप are thinking, "OMG! How can someone hate their family? That's horrible, what a brat या what a b***h!"

Well, here's why :)

My mother is extremely controlling and b****es all the damn time and criticizes every little thing I do five times a freaking day! For example, I leave the door open for two मिनटों when I'm only getting something and going out again, and she hollers at me about how I'm wasting heat and how she's going to take my आइपॉड या laptop for a week if I left it open again. या when I do all of the chores she expects me to do and I do them how she'd see...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the अगला table.
Turn around every thirty-seven सेकंड्स to the people at the अगला तालिका, टेबल and ask them if your सीट is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever आप see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their तालिका, टेबल and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time आप take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the तालिका, टेबल itself; and make sure to make...
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Like Lady Gaga? Hate the new movie Alice n Wonderland? Watch even if your answer is no!!!!!
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How to be gangster!
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I know some सवालों about canada that non-canadians ask about Canada, i'm going to tell आप the जवाब


first, आप can NOT see polar bears in the सड़क, स्ट्रीट and we don't ride the them either we use CARS.


second, we live in houses, not igloos we would probably freeze after awhile


Thats all i know but know आप won't think canadians live in igloos and if Miley cyrus is पढ़ना this and did say canada sucks,WELL IT DOESEN'T SUCK!!!!
IT ROCKS!!! i'm proud to live in Canada.

:)
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He leaned against the wall, दिल thumping and out of breath. He’d managed it, what everyone told him was impossible. He’d escaped them for what must have been the millionth time. He had told the world about it, but of course, nobody believed him, as nobody ever escapes them.
    They had unimaginable power, with forces and numbers greater then anything आप have ever seen. They wanted him dead. Not the ‘you चुरा लिया my soda and I am going to kill you’ dead, they didn’t stand childish antics like that. No, they wanted him 6 feet under dead. But he escaped every time....
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