Key of Awesome / ऐमिनैम रिहाना PARODY प्यार the way आप lie

Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, कुकीज़ and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).

when that एंजल sits on my shoulder
whispers into my दिल
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the एंजल appears to आप in form of desire
आप float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
आप jump about
cos आप cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this एंजल with her good intensions
will make आप fly
the एंजल will make आप cry
the एंजल will make आप feel how others feel
so आप can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the एंजल and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already लॉस्ट

" I know what आप want from me.you want me to tell आप my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to आप . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell आप i could get a lot of people around me hurt " कहा the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what आप will tell me today " कहा the man .

"Alright but आप will not like what i tell आप .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " कहा the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if आप want hear और . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u

A Really Bad Day

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps अगला to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy आप another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This दिन is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police कहा that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in बिस्तर with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, आप दिखाना up and drink my poison."