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I laughed so hard when I read this and I just had to share it

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!

2. "Hey, are आप busy?" या "Are आप doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3. Guys may be flirting around all दिन but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re...
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-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, आप can किस my नितंब, गधा too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the दिन i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to आप does not matter to me

-When your up, your फ्रेंड्स know who आप are.
When you're down, आप know who your फ्रेंड्स are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab आप in the throat with...the चाकू आप left in my back.

-I was the one who कहा things changed;
you were the one who proved...
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just being random!
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25 REASONS WHY I OWE MY MOTHER


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .


"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.


"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL .


"If आप don't straighten up, I'm going to knock आप into the middle of अगला week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.


" Because I कहा so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me और LOGIC .


"If आप fall out of that झूला, स्विंग and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.


"Make sure...
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MonaVie
Supports your body’s antioxidant and nutritional needs.





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MonaVie features a delicious blend of the Brazilian açai berry—one of nature’s चोटी, शीर्ष superfoods—and 18 other body-beneficial fruits. This Balance-Variety-Moderation approach to nutrition delivers powerful antioxidants and phytonutrients to help fight free radicals and maintain your body’s संपूर्ण, कुल मिलाकर health.

Offers potent antioxidant protection against free radicals.
Features a wide array of nutrients for optimal health.
Delivers the antioxidant...
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A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of कैन्डी per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each साल on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix खाना to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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Leslie Hall is so funny!
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A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car आगे saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If आप are hung like a horse, आप don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
This is what i would say to my jacob, if i can even say he is mine.


How do i even start off, do i start off saying that i dont know how to start off,or do i pour my दिल out,that first word, i dont know anymore..Because with you, nothing is the way it seems, या the way it was before. Everything changes even the way im supposed to write this, you've confused me.
OK,, i think is this part where i pour my दिल out right?? if not. im going to sound.. odd. but who cares now? not you. आप wont even read this my love.
ok here i go, keep me from falling.
I meet आप on a saturday, on the first saturday...
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from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
गिटार by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob

lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if आप think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if आप just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if आप think that we cant sing it faster then आप wrong but itll help if आप just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if आप just sing along!OH YEAH!

THE END
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Nathan:
Dear Marni,
I am so sorry.
Can आप forgive me for this?

Rotti:
Not the debt doctor
With the hungry scalpel!
Here's my prognosis:
Will they live...?

Hench Girls:
Doubtful.

Luigi:
Your the सड़क, स्ट्रीट physician
carving flesh sculptures!

Pavi:
Paint your नितंब, गधा like rembrandt!
Ha! आप Like-a that?!

Rotti:
Better start praying when आप see him coming.

Luigi:
cause tonight its curtains!

Luigi, Pavi and Rotti:
Youre the night surgeon!

Chorus:
Remember who आप are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember what आप did to Marni.

Chorus:
Remember who आप are.

Nathan:
I remember...

Genterns:
Remember...
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