| There are a lot of lies in the world... and most... |
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There are a lot of lies in the world... and most of them are true.
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| When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. |
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
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| I always arrive late at the office, but I make up... |
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I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it द्वारा leaving early.
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| Most people would rather die than think; in fact,... |
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Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so.
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| My life has been filled with terrible misfortu- ne;... |
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My life has been filled with terrible misfortune; most of which never happened
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| Never exaggerate your faults. Your फ्रेंड्स will... |
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Never exaggerate your faults. Your फ्रेंड्स will attend to that.
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| The main thing is keeping the main thing the main... |
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The main thing is keeping the main thing the main thing.
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| The only place where success comes before work is... |
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The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
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| Procrastinate now, don&# 39; t put it off. |
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Procrastinate now, don't put it off.
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| Innocence didn&# 39; t mean we were immune to these... |
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Innocence didn't mean we were immune to these things
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| The only reason people get लॉस्ट in thought is... |
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The only reason people get लॉस्ट in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
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| Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the... |
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss
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| A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no... |
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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| Always remember you&# 39; re unique, just like everyone... |
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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
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| Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive... |
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
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| Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is... |
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Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil
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| The man who smiles when things go wrong has... |
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
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| All generali- zations are false, including this one. |
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All generalizations are false, including this one.
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| There are three sides of an arguement -- your... |
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There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
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| Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a... |
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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