1.When आप walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a कूलर that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up सूची is on my डेस्क for the part आप would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up सूची on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

1. Try to start a wave

2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.

3. Wear a huge Afro wig.

4. Every 15 मिनटों stand up and then sit back down.

5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”

6. If there is a प्यार scene, reach over in front of आप and cover a बिना सोचे समझे person’s eyes.

7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.

8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.

9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.

10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your सीट and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person अगला to आप and say, “you never know”....

Angel
Angel Eyes
Angel Face (to me this one is a little werid)
Babe ( I like to be called this one)
Baby (I प्यार to be call this one too)
Baby Doll
Baby Face
Baby Girl (I प्यार to be called this one)
Babykins
Baby प्यार
Beautiful (this one doesnt fit for me)
Beloved
Blossom
Blue Eyes (or in my case brown eyes)
Bumpkin
Buttercup
Butterfly
Candy
Cherry
Cherub
Chick
Chunky (If a my man called me this ohhhh lord he be crusin for a brusin)
Cinnamon
Cookie
Cuddles
Cuddly
Cuteness
Cutie
Darling
Dear
Dearest
Dear दिल
Dewdrop (all I have to say is lolz)
Diamond
Doll
Dove
Dream नाव (this one makes us sound kinda...

I am your forgotten dream,
Broken and unseen.

I hurt myself,
So I can feel alive.

The hardest thing to do is watch the one आप love,
Love someone else in return.

Don’t say आप प्यार me unless आप really mean it,
Cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

Feels like आप could किस my imperfections away,
And I would stand द्वारा your side until the sun turns the sky.

I swear to आप on everything I am,
And I dedicate to आप all that I have,
And I promise आप that I will stand right द्वारा your side,
Forever and always, until the दिन I die.

I’m not crying over what आप said;
It’s what आप didn’t say that...

Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until आप are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines आप see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...

Act like a spy / secret agent for the day
Act like आप just met your friend for the first time
Act profound
Ad lib
Add some strawberries to your ice cream
Adopt strange mannerisms
Alphabetize the खाना in your fridge
Announce your candidacy for President.
Annoy total strangers
Apply for a unicorn hunting license
Appreciate everything
Archive the Internet to 3.5" floppy disks (low density of course)
Arrest yourself
Ask a सवाल nobody can answer
Ask embarrassing questions
Ask for seconds
Ask people how to pronounce their name
Ask people if they want to see your “belly button treasure”
Ask...

GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So आप have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! हे girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did आप know चुंबन is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken सूप actually makes आप feel better. 94% of boys would प्यार it if आप sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your चोटी, शीर्ष lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult आप when they like you! 89% of guys want आप to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. चॉकलेट will make आप feel better! Most...