Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls दिखाना that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little चॉकलेट sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, इंद्रधनुष कुतिया, मतलबी and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.

फ्रोज़न fever starts off with Elsa deciding what to put on चोटी, शीर्ष of Anna's birthday cake. After she dose that she finds Olaf eating her ice cream cake. So she leaves Kristoff in charge. Than she tries to wake Anna up and get her ready for the party. Anna soon discovers that somehow got a COLD even when she lived in a ICE गढ़, महल for half of Frozen. And than she starts sneezing and dose not notice that every time she sneezes she poofs up बिना सोचे समझे snowmen that for some reason never melt.
And that was Olaf playing with the sneezed up snow monsters. And as Elsa gets और sick she still tells Anna that she is fine, but proves other wise when she starts अभिनय like a drunk. When they both end up at the party while trying to get Elsa to बिस्तर they find out that thanks to Olaf,Kristoff and the snow monster the party didn't turn out so bad. So over all I have got to say it was a pretty good short the best I have seen for a long time. And so I rate it a 100/100

Haaaiiii.
Today we're gonna talk about the "NUMBER ONE MOVIE OF THE YEAR!", Frozehhhnnn!
So it starts out, there's a gurl named Elsa. And a gurl named Anna, but आप pronounce it like Ahhh-nna. I dunno.
Anyway, so Elsa becomes evil and kills everybody. The end!
No, I'm just playing. Every inch of आप is perfect from the bottom to the top.
Yeh, mah momma she told meh dont worry about yo size...
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY gets ice powers and THEN she kills everybody. Sorry.
ANYWAYZ
Elsa REALLY, REALLY gets ice powers and only kills Ahh-nna. Yeah.

I think Selena and Justin's drama has to stop. If they break up they have to understand that they are done, but if one of them still feel for each other than they can talk it over.But the Relationship has to stop now. Selena should stop making Justin jealous and just accept he is moving on and so does Justin beiber. He should also stop. People don't care anymore of them. People are just annoyed how they have on and off relationship. If they get back together they should at least make it last long. If they can not just deal with the relationship they should just break up for REAL! But hey! That is just my opinion.

As soon as I drop the शीर्षक of this Blond Lion Blog, many people will have a वाद-विवाद whether या not this movie should be made.

And my opinion is that yes, a movie should be made. But why? Well, I think that it could bring in a much bigger audience than just the Otaku community. Also, it would provide young girls with role models, and probably would open the gate for other Live Action ऐनीमे movies, such as Fairy Tail and Sailor Moon.

But who should head such a project? Micheal Bay. Now when I drop the name Micheal Bay, everyone either facepalms या flames. But Micheal खाड़ी, बे would make the action scenes even better! And Micheal खाड़ी, बे would make it और understandable for an international audience.

What do आप think? Should they make a Madoka Magica live action movie? If so, who should direct the movie?

Thanks for Reading!

Just one और time before I go
I'll let आप know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now

Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive

Nobody can save आप now
The king is down
It's do या die!
Nobody can save आप now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save आप now
IT'S DO या DIE

[Guitars]

Nobody can save आप now
The king is down
It's do या die!
Nobody can save आप now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save आप now
IT'S DO या DIE

Just one और time before I go
I'll let आप know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now

Again डिज़्नी has wrapped its magical fairy hands around this tale making it two movies, when in reality this tale is quite short.

There is a young girl, who is working out in the fields. Her चप्पल falls off and a eagle (or hawk) then picks up the shoe. She chases after it leaving her family just for the shoe, which the bird drops on the kings lap. The king orders her beheaded but sees her beauty and declares her his wife, also ending in forced child birth of several sons.

(Have yet to find how she dies.)

Sure डिज़्नी may have spun a lovely tale of a prince and a princess with the evil क्वीन and occasional fairy friend but that's not what really happen. There was no gifts bestowed to the princess at her birth there was no curse put on her to activate at her 16th birthday, there was no worrying kingdom that mourned her, and there was no Prince Charming या evil dragon queen. No none of that.

There was simply a young princess who fell into a coma. Her family presumed her dead but could not भालू to bury her body. So they kept her locked away in her room for years. Then a neighboring king hear's of a beauty forever फ्रोज़न in sleep. He comes over, finding the sleeping beauty alone in her room where he rapes her unconscious body and leaves. It wasn't till nine months did she wait from the pains of child birth of twins then to die from those same pains.

The end.