BOY : I can't leave आप ...
GIRL : Do आप प्यार me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did आप miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were आप away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw आप चुंबन last night?
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say आप प्यार me! Say आप प्यार me!
BOY : आप प्यार me ...
GIRL : If we become engaged will आप give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Do आप remember when आप proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an घंटा ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest घंटा of my life ...
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't आप ever want to improve??
BOY : I प्यार आप and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
GIRL1: Have आप ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a तारीख, दिनांक once? या was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
BOY : Will आप come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!
BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!
BOY : Do आप think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
GIRL : Do आप प्यार me so much??
BOY : It's not that. You're standing on my foot.
BOY : May I hold your hand??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.
GIRL : Did आप miss me while I was away??
BOY : Were आप away??
GIRL : Who was that girl I saw आप चुंबन last night?
BOY : What time was it??
GIRL : Say आप प्यार me! Say आप प्यार me!
BOY : आप प्यार me ...
GIRL : If we become engaged will आप give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest ...
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple.
GIRL : Do आप remember when आप proposed to me? I was so
overwhelmed, I couldn't speak for an घंटा ...
BOY : Yes Darli! ng, that was the happiest घंटा of my life ...
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever ...
BOY : Don't आप ever want to improve??
BOY : I प्यार आप and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
GIRL1: Have आप ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
GIRL2: I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth
BOY : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
GIRL : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!
BOY : Hi! Didn't we go on a तारीख, दिनांक once? या was it twice?
GIRL : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice!!!
BOY : May I have the pleasure of this dance?
GIRL : No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
BOY : Will आप come out with me this Saturday?
GIRL : Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!!
BOY : Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
GIRL : Okay, get out!!!
BOY : Shall we go and see a film?
GIRL : I've already seen it!!!
BOY : Do आप think it was fate which brought us together?
GIRL : Nah, it was plain bad luck
DEMENTED POEMS
गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits
गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter
गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down
गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
गुलाब are crap
Violets are shit
Sit on my face
And wiggle a bit
गुलाब are stupid
Violets are silly
Grease up your flaps
Cuz here comes my willy
गुलाब are awful
Violets are the pits
Lift up your shirt
And दिखाना me your tits
गुलाब make me laugh
Violets make me titter
You're a dirty bitch
And आप प्यार it up the shitter
गुलाब are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over love
You're about to get fisted
गुलाब are crap
Violets are wanky
Oooh I've just cum
Pass me a hanky
गुलाब are red
It's elementary
Let's ring your best friend
And try double entry
गुलाब are shit
Violets are crap
दिखाना me your clit
And I'll cum in your lap
गुलाब are red
Skidmarks are brown
Give me a blow job
And निगलना, निगल, निगल संकलन it down
गुलाब are groovy
Violets are funky
I'm thinking of you
And spanking my monkey
my friend sent me this text message a while पूर्व and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask आप somethingand i want आप to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how आप feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want आप to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi या Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask आप somethingand i want आप to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how आप feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want आप to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi या Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.