Welcome to The Weakest Link.
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four सवालों to determine the level of your intellect.
Your उत्तरों must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating या wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!
1: आप are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in सेकंड place.
In which position are आप now?
Answer:
If आप answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. आप overtook the सेकंड runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.
For the अगला सवाल try not to be so dumb.
2 : If आप overtake the last runner, what position are आप now in?
Answer:
If आप answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can आप over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. आप would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes या use a calculator, and remember your उत्तरों must be instantaneous.
3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?
Answer:
5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although आप should manage to get the last सवाल right...
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie आप ding-bat!!! Read the सवाल properly!!!!!
आप are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here is a very simple little test comprised of four सवालों to determine the level of your intellect.
Your उत्तरों must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating या wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!
1: आप are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in सेकंड place.
In which position are आप now?
Answer:
If आप answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. आप overtook the सेकंड runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.
For the अगला सवाल try not to be so dumb.
2 : If आप overtake the last runner, what position are आप now in?
Answer:
If आप answered second-last, once again you're completely wrong. Think about it...How can आप over take the person coming last? If you're behind them then they can't be last. The answer is impossible!!
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points. आप would make a good door-stop!!! Anyway, here's another to try, don't take any notes या use a calculator, and remember your उत्तरों must be instantaneous.
3 : Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total ?
Answer:
5000??? Wrong again!!!!
The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator.
Today is clearly not your day!! Although आप should manage to get the last सवाल right...
4 : Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly...you'll find the answer below...
Answer: Chuchu??? WRONG!!!!!
It's obviously Marie आप ding-bat!!! Read the सवाल properly!!!!!
आप are clearly the weakest link....GOODBYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Rodney Dangerfield
When a man brings his wife फूल for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, आप haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. आप order what आप want, then when आप see what the other fellow has, आप wish आप had ordered that.
Unknown
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner