1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to आप as much as आप enjoy listening.
3. Don't say आप understand when आप don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. आप don't have PMS; don't act like आप know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get आप off the hook; doing something sweet will always get आप off the hook.
7. If आप talk about having a big Dick; we know आप don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when आप act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what आप say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If आप did something wrong या even if आप didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; रात का खाना and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious द्वारा nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if आप are nice आप just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, या anything else आप and your फ्रेंड्स talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be दिया at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool आप think your goatee या beard या mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if आप think it is cool to burp, fart, या emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than आप ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 आप can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't आप piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to आप as much as आप enjoy listening.
3. Don't say आप understand when आप don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. आप don't have PMS; don't act like आप know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get आप off the hook; doing something sweet will always get आप off the hook.
7. If आप talk about having a big Dick; we know आप don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that want relationships.
9. We don't like it when आप act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what आप say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If आप did something wrong या even if आप didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; रात का खाना and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious द्वारा nature; we can't help it.
16. We are DrAmA queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don't ask us to give head; if आप are nice आप just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, या anything else आप and your फ्रेंड्स talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses! must be दिया at all times.
21. We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool आप think your goatee या beard या mustache looks, we hate it.
24. Even if आप think it is cool to burp, fart, या emitt other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( u have a better shot at ours than आप ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
29 आप can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't आप piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are always right; so don't forget it.