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Chapter One: Salvador

Silver Monroe skipped up the stone steps to Westover High School. Silver could have easily gotten almost any boy she wanted; only she had yet to find the one meant for her. She walked swiftly down the long hallways to her first class; math.

After about ten मिनटों the boy sitting behind her raised his hand, asking for water. Silver had been in mostly the same classes as him almost the entire साल and she had never heard him talk before. She had never really even noticed him before. He had long, blonde hair that was almost white and black eyes. The teacher, Mrs. Taylor dismissed...
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posted by ShadowFan100
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I decided to make a सूची a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive या not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)

-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)

I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different या smaller than they are.

-Sexism (of both sides)

The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused या hated on ect.

-Agism

I'm nice person,...
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posted by nivi20997
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FINAL TIDE OF NOMINEES ANNOUNCED FOR "TEEN CHOICE 2013" AIRING SUNDAY, AUGUST 11, LIVE ON FOX

"The Heat" and "Man of Steel" Lead Third Wave with Most Nominations
Lucy Hale, Ian Somerhalder, Laura Marano and Leven Rambin among Choice Stars Scheduled to Appear

The final tide of nominees has been announced for TEEN CHOICE 2013, airing LIVE Sunday, Aug. 11 (8:00-10:00 PM ET live/PT tape-delayed) on FOX. "The Heat" and "Man of Steel" lead the third wave with five nominations each, while cable drama "The Fosters" garnered four nominations.

Fans ages 13-19 can vote once each दिन per category for their...
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posted by justinfangrrl
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Hello, and Welcome to my article; in this लेख I will tell आप about the environment, what's happening now, what will happen VERY soon if we continue to pollute the earth and what we can do to stop it.

I will also tell आप about the Idle no more movement and the First Nations who are leading it; it's trying to save the environment, like me.

So read and enjoy; perhaps I shall educate आप in a good way.

Everything in this लेख is true and based on Scientific, religious and environmental research and up to तारीख, दिनांक facts.

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Remember when the whole 2012 thing happened? Yeah, that was funny... Here...
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posted by flippy_fan210
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Some of आप might have heard of the game Facade. those of आप who have, आप probably wonder why they hate Melons so much. well, this is my theory.
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Trip and Grace used to live in a normal home, no fancy apartment. they had a child, Phoebe. she...really liked melons.

she bought one when she was 5 and never let anyone eat it. they let her keep it. one day, she कहा "i want a cat". it was totally out of the blue, but they कहा yes, she got a little black cat and named him Ivan. she really loved him. one day, she took Ivan up to her room. she came down,...
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posted by unohana
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"Be a leader not a follower" a saying that can mean many things. I am one of those people who doesn't copy and do what others do. When आप a follower आप are trying to be like someone. If आप are trying to be like someone than आप are a copy. Its okey to to look up to someone and try to be like them but that person has to be a good example. If आप follow the wrong person there might be a chance of death ahead in your life. Gangs are an example of leaders and followers. Gang Leaders get their followers to send drugs and kill rivial gangs and later those rivial gangs kill the leader and later...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Grammar, perfectly understood, enables us not only to express our meaning fully and clearly, but so to express it as to enable us to defy the ingenuity of man to give to our words any other meaning than that which we ourselves intend them to express.
William Cobbett
Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of voice. Grammar protects us against misunderstanding the sound of an uttered name; logic protects us against what we say have double meaning.
Rosenstock Huessy
The writer who neglects punctuation, या mispunctuates, is liable to be misunderstood for the want of merely...
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posted by australia-101
37 Rude & Crude Pick-up Lines
1. I wish आप were a door so I could slam आप all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do आप work for UPS? I thought I saw आप checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 बोन्स in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy आप a drink या do आप just want the money?
6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted बिस्तर Thrasher: have आप seen one?
8. I'm fighting the urge to make आप the happiest woman on earth tonight.
9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and आप can...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits अगला Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have आप tried दिखा रहा है him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed द्वारा funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like आप - very homosexually.
Contributed द्वारा funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - मछली Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
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What i feel on the inside is not what i दिखाना on the outside i dont दिखाना प्यार i dont know vein my life will never be the same i cant tell आप how i feel because the hurt deep within my दिल is all so real the anger and hurt i cannot stand makes me feel like im the mist floating never going to rest in peace i dont no how i found this its maybe when people laugh and shout no matter what they say या how they feel i always think my life is not real.


(over 100 teens each साल kill themselves या think suicide because of being bullied या teased it doesent matter if standing up for someone helps आप but atleast it helps someone else and it may save a life)
posted by Usui--takumi
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I'm Against death penalty. Looking at the death penalty system in action, आप realize that the only purpose it serves is retribution या revenge, it is seriously (and intrinsically) flawed in application and that there is a serious and continuing risk of executing innocent people. And, it costs much और than life in prison.
130 people wrong fully convicted people were sentenced to death and were lucky to be exonerated and released, eventually. DNA, available in less than 10% of all homicides, can’t guarantee we won’t execute innocent people. If someone is convicted and later found innocent...
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This बत्तख, बतख walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do आप have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the बत्तख, बतख leaves.

The अगला day, the बत्तख, बतख returns and asks, "Do आप have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the बत्तख, बतख leaves.

The दिन after that, the बत्तख, बतख walks in the store again and asks "Do आप have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told आप no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if आप come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"

The duck...
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Liquid Plummer
Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

Windex
Do not spray in eyes.

Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.

Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.


Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable द्वारा the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.

Baby...
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474 Things To Do When You're Bored


- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a बिस्तर of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your तकिया X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of...
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1) Lean over them when there asleep and sing a lullaby really loud and out of tune.

2) Every five मिनटों yell "The aliens are coming!"

3) Choose a specifice piece of cutlery (eg. a fork) and stare accusingly at that item every time आप see it.

4) Buy face paints and paint their face when there asleep. Try doing something the person is afriad of. (eg. clown, zombie)

5) Announce that आप are actually a secret agent, spying on somone who lives in your house.

6) Call your house number and announce that आप are going on strike. If they ask for a reason, hang up. Caution: Make sure आप dont get a wrong number!!

7) Put ice cubes in everyone's warm drink.

8) Every time they speak interrupt them with "Curiosity killed the cat."

9) Set alarms on your mobile/cell phone that go off every 10 minutes.
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people on बिना सोचे समझे are the dumbest persons in life they are very disappointed ,they are लॉस्ट everywhere ,they forget freedom is just another life ,and they are depressed and don't get a life
How pathetic !
They are real trolls
they are annoying
and they will go to hell soon
i'll kick their dirty नितंब, गधा soon
HOW Pathetic are they ?

they should be burnt here and send to the hell!


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posted by alessequinn
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my opinion on friendship is आप have to have a friend for starters. but what आप also need is a person who is kind, caring, supportive, trustworthy, and theres alot of other things, and ohh not to forget a person who isnt rude to you. wannna no why im bringing the last thing on my सूची up its because thats whats going on to me. my name is alesse and my so called फ्रेंड्स name is madison. well ever since january shes been runing me down, letting her anger out on me, and talking behind my back. i dont wanna friend like that. so i did some investigating and nothing wrong is going on in her life....
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posted by x-menobsessed26
Useful Hawaiian Phrases
On the Plane
My how your perfume fills the entire cabin!
'A'ala maoli keia wahi o kakou i kau wai 'ala kuikawa!


If I snore, I would like to apologize in advance
Ke nono au, e kala mua mai, i keia manawa ho'i.


I am filled with admiration for my in-flight meal
Kahaha ko'u na'au i ke 'ano o ka mea 'ai ma keia mokulele.


Only six dollars for a headset? Why thats only three dollars per ear!
Eono kala no ka ho'olohe lekio? 'O ia ho'i, 'ekolu wale no kala o kahi pepeiao!


Baby, Severe Turbulance is my middle name
E ku'u kumu e, mai hopohopo, ua kapa 'ia ko'u inoa waena, 'o ia 'o Severe...
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posted by yukikiyruu
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Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when आप are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then आप may call her द्वारा this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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posted by iluvsmj
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A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of आप bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of आप bastards who are getting on, get your नितंब, गधा in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want आप to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When आप come out,you may play with your train, but I want you...
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